Can you imagine?

i use snowblases to scupe my poop from my ass

BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Cofffee out nose.

That's so funny. Sunday at Kirkwood I parked next to this chick with her boyfriend. We got to talking and she proceeded to tell me what a rad snowerblader she was. I asked why she would want to tell anyone she was a snowlerblader. She asked me why I would ask that. I told her she was a total fukkin gaper for even mentioning it and then asked her boyfriend if I was right.
His head hung in shame. She was a tad bit put off by my remark.

Not defending any of my claims against yours but you asked why I know and it is because one of my good friends actually just started up the business and it is pretty successful. Lots of people love 'em, I am not saying that anyone should try them, just letting you know that such a thing does exist, stupid or not

I would sooner strap Bonas to my feet on an icy day then try snowlerblades, unless of course I'm a freestyle saucerer then I'd go for the snowlerblades, but just to get enough speed to clear the jumps:rolleyes: on a sidenote I'm gonna ski at alp with bonas thursday bwahahahahahaha old school woody telemark