Hold onto something, here we go!!! TGR FORUM AWARDS!

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02-20-2004, 12:03 PM
The Reverend Floater

Re: Re: Hold onto something, here we go!!! TGR FORUM AWARDS!

1. Nerd of the Herd Award (biggest brainiac)

Buster is the smartest man alive. Period.

2. Best Jive-Ass Turkey (shit-talking)

Pinner! Phunk gets a mention, here.

3. Most Likely Not To Ski At All

Yoda?

4. Ripsting-Bada-Bing Trophy (who you imagine to be the best skier, excluding pros)

Based on what I've seen: Natty, Dude Le, Foggy, phUnk, PowHo, Gramps

5. Suck On This Trophy (most annoying)

Brett...I'm sure he's a good guy in person, but he's the only mag I've ever blocked.

6. Rob Story Award (best writer)

Cletus + Gin + Shoe

7. Golden Chimney Cleaner (most likely to be living in the Castro next Winter)

Ashcroft?

8. Richard Prior Award (funniest)

Roo, hands down. The cockle picking thread and his subsequent jokes were so tasteless that I nearly pissed my pants laughing at work. Pinner, Cornhole and Ice definitely get honorable mention!

9. Powder Cup (best in show)

Cletus and Cornhole--the two kewlest, most dedicated cube-monkey rippers I know.

10. Diarrhea Bowl (worst in show)

People who flame using aliases.
02-20-2004, 12:27 PM
Honc

"talks least says most":

Sick Bird
02-20-2004, 01:23 PM
Woodsy

ignored this like all o Brett's threads but after seeing it lurk near the top thought I would re ply

1. Nerd of the Herd Award (biggest brainiac)

Owens.
Lives in AK, has a great fam. does cyber TGR created a great space & let us come to him, just got in wit the heli opp.
SMART!

2. Best Jive-Ass Turkey (shit-talking)

Pinner, in person & here.
although ice has a smart ass comment for everry occasion. ( like telling my boss the wine from his vinyard was great "except for the red and ohh the white"

3. Most Likely Not To Ski At All

Me recently

4. Ripsting-Bada-Bing Trophy (who you imagine to be the best skier, excluding pros)
dan the Man

5. Suck On This Trophy (most annoying)
DINMS & his dad

6. Rob Story Award (best writer)

rev

7. Golden Chimney Cleaner (most likely to be living in the Castro next Winter)

Rev, cleetus & Cornhole since SA have been a bit too chummy........

8. Richard Prior Award (funniest)

in a close heat Frizzo is so hot right now

9. Powder Cup (best in show)

meatdrink9 for the combo of soul humility radness & outahandness

10. Diarrhea Bowl (worst in show)

ditto People who flame using aliases.
people who point at others being lame instead of spreading the stoke through their own words & actions.
02-20-2004, 01:26 PM
snowsprite

Quote:

Originally posted by Honc
"talks least says most":

Sick Bird

Definitely!
:cool:
Sprite
02-20-2004, 02:05 PM
Idris

Re: Hold onto something, here we go!!! TGR FORUM AWARDS!

I ganked this post from that other place.

1. Nerd of the Herd Award (biggest brainiac)

Buster

2. Best Jive-Ass Turkey (shit-talking)

SuPu more in reality than here

3. Most Likely Not To Ski At All

As in Ski then Ripzalot, as in ride on snow then DeChan

4. Ripsting-Bada-Bing Trophy (who you imagine to be the best skier, excluding pros)

Flingle.....pros included, just wished he would slow down so I could take pics of the scarier stuff he skis

5. Suck On This Trophy (most annoying)

Used to be Blurred, now Brett

6. Rob Story Award (best writer)

Splat...unfortunatley the best stuff couldn't be posted or written EVER!

7. Golden Chimney Cleaner (most likely to be living in the Castro next Winter)

Vicarious Powderhound, if he dosen flee people may kill him

8. Richard Prior Award (funniest)

Bad_roo, for still doing the stuff I did as a kid ;)

9. Powder Cup (best in show)

Owens...sorry no contest so far

10. Diarrhea Bowl (worst in show)

Daniel for killing a community
02-20-2004, 02:13 PM
jdabasin

Sweetest Dome/Hair

funken

Fastest Tree Skier with no Regard for Life or Limb
Duct Tape
02-20-2004, 02:44 PM
irul&ublo

Quote:

Originally posted by DaveTV
1
3. Most Likely Not To Ski At All

irul&ublo

New Catagory:

Most Likely to Tell DaveTV to "Fuck Off Junior": irul&ublo
02-20-2004, 02:48 PM
iceman

Quote:

Originally posted by Woodsy
Pinner, in person & here.
although ice has a smart ass comment for everry occasion. ( like telling my boss the wine from his vinyard was great "except for the red and ohh the white"

As God is my witness I didn't know it was his boss.
02-20-2004, 02:57 PM
Chronic

Re: Hold onto something, here we go!!! TGR FORUM AWARDS!

1. Nerd of the Herd Award (biggest brainiac)

Gotta go with Owens - living the dream...

2. Best Jive-Ass Turkey (shit-talking)

Pinner, phUnk, BakerBoy

3. Most Likely Not To Ski At All

me :(

4. Ripsting-Bada-Bing Trophy (who you imagine to be the best skier, excluding pros)

flingle

5. Suck On This Trophy (most annoying)

The rossi bitch

6. Rob Story Award (best writer)
Rev, Cletus, Ice.

7. Golden Chimney Cleaner (most likely to be living in the Castro next Winter)

Gotta be SledNeck

8. Richard Prior Award (funniest)

phUnk, BakerBoy

9. Powder Cup (best in show)

All the maggots I've had the pleasure to meet in person.

10. Diarrhea Bowl (worst in show)
lame alias posting
02-20-2004, 06:05 PM
TJ.Brk

Re: Re: Hold onto something, here we go!!! TGR FORUM AWARDS!

Quote:

Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
[B]

10. Diarrhea Bowl (worst in show)
TJ Burk (just cause hes a yankees fan)

Well I guess you are really going to hate me when you find out I'm a Reds fan too.

:p

Hey remember when Tony Perez hit spacemans curveball 410ft over the green monster;)
02-20-2004, 07:08 PM
shamrockpow

New topic!

Best Couples

Blurred and Dex

Phunk and DTM

Rev and Cletus

Basom and mildbill

SummitCo and Blurred

Mr. and Mrs. Altagirl

Altachic and DTM
02-20-2004, 07:26 PM
Superstar Punani

Re: Hold onto something, here we go!!! TGR FORUM AWARDS!

1. Nerd of the Herd Award (biggest brainiac)

Mr. Highmen consistently extols his cromulent prowess of the English language

2. Best Jive-Ass Turkey (shit-talking)

Pinner

3. Most Likely Not To Ski At All

Ogre. Grrrrrr!!!

4. Ripsting-Bada-Bing Trophy (who you imagine to be the best skier, excluding pros)

Minions
Flingle and Idris routinely do stuff that will make your shit turn white.
MD9, Hardrider, AlkaSquawlik, Shoe, Xover, PowHo, DTM, P-Hunk

Miniennes
Kellie

5. Suck On This Trophy (most annoying)

Gaperious Powderhound

6. Rob Story Award (best writer)

Splat

7. Golden Chimney Cleaner (most likely to be living in the Castro next Winter)

?

8. Richard Prior Award (funniest)

Bad Roo...Love those TRs, Vids, and other assorted shenanigans. :D

Splat

9. Powder Cup (best in show)

Flingle, Idris

10. Diarrhea Bowl (worst in show)

See 5
02-20-2004, 07:40 PM
Plakespear

1. Nerd of the Herd Award (biggest brainiac)

Pinner (at least he thinks so)

2. Best Jive-Ass Turkey (shit-talking)

Punani

3. Most Likely Not To Ski At All

Board )he's a slowboarder, right)

4. Ripsting-Bada-Bing Trophy (who you imagine to be the best skier, excluding pros)

Any of the Chamonix crew

5. Suck On This Trophy (most annoying)

You win, Brett (DINMS and AK Pow Monkey DQ'd until they can legally buy their own beer)

6. Rob Story Award (best writer)
Yossarian

7. Golden Chimney Cleaner (most likely to be living in the Castro next Winter)

Mtn. Man- anyone who shows up to an MSP show with Two dates can't actually be straight.

8. Richard Prior Award (funniest)

MD9 when he's chemically altered

9. Powder Cup (best in show)

Yossarian and the Rev (come on, they spearheaded the initiative to send me to UT!)

10. Diarrhea Bowl (worst in show)
I abstain from this vote

New Category:
Jimmy Olsen Award for photojournalism
GT40
02-20-2004, 09:03 PM
iskibc

Re: Re: Re: Re: Hold onto something, here we go!!! TGR FORUM AWARDS!

Quote:

Originally posted by Honc
iskibc takes second in a tight race.

since when did I bring up the topic of postholing? Maybe bitched about it once, but it was relevant, ask Foggy:D
02-20-2004, 09:29 PM
Schmear

Quote:

Originally posted by shamrockpow
New topic!

Best Couples
Rev and Cletus

They get my vote. I'm waiting for the wedding invitation.
02-20-2004, 09:52 PM
DINMS

1. Nerd of the Herd Award (biggest brainiac)

From what I hear, Buster

2. Best Jive-Ass Turkey (shit-talking)

Pinner, and blurred, pinner is good at it, blurred is perstaint and gay.

3. Most Likely Not To Ski At All

Blurred

4. Ripsting-Bada-Bing Trophy (who you imagine to be the best skier, excluding pros)

Telepath I would think, yet, I know nothing.

5. Suck On This Trophy (most annoying)

blurred, DINMS. (me, :()

6. Rob Story Award (best writer)
Reverend

7. Golden Chimney Cleaner (most likely to be living in the Castro next Winter)

What's a Castro? Got a cigar?

8. Richard Prior Award (funniest)

I normally get a luagh from BB trying to argue that he's not a alkie.

9. Powder Cup (best in show)

The Baker crew? I don't know so I'll agre with blurred.

10. Diarrhea Bowl (worst in show)
Me, Blurred.

11. Person dinms hates the most.
Blurred, Dinms.
02-21-2004, 01:48 AM
Pinner

According to http://www.slangsite.com/slang/J.html
a "jive turkey is "One who sees herself as much cooler
than she actually is."

Often used as an insult. Or just calling someone crazy.

Example: Did you see what he was wearing. He's a jive turkey.
Hey, jive turkey, nice move. "

i.e. a relatively nice way to call someone a pretentious wanker.

FUCK YOU GUYS! I WILL KICK YOU INNA NUTS!!!
02-21-2004, 08:10 PM
Woodsy

Quote:

Originally posted by Pinner
jive turkey

You jive turkey See you've got to sas it. Quit jivin' me turkey
. You've got to sas it.
A turkey is a bad person

http://chanae.walon.org/pub/images/T...er_Simpson.gif
02-21-2004, 10:53 PM
iceman

Re: Re: Hold onto something, here we go!!! TGR FORUM AWARDS!

Quote:

Originally posted by slippy
No Alex P. Keaton nominations?!?! For shame.

We all like Mr. Keaton, even if he IS a little...shaky [/horrendous distasteful Parkinson's joke, very sorry], but he's smart and funny, nothing wrong with that. I liked his old name better, but that's just me.

Check out the Woodsy DP two up from here, that may be a first, rock on, woodmeister!
07-12-2004, 11:15 PM
Blurred

funny thread bump

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