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09-01-2006, 01:49 PM
bagtagley

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Originally Posted by Mtn Man

I'm on this board instead of working...

B)

That's just ridiculous.

I also pee sitting down, but only for wake-up pees. I've learned that my stream to bowl sonar doesn't work as well as I might like, and there's no chance in hell I'm turning the light on.
09-01-2006, 01:56 PM
upallnight

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Originally Posted by Brocktoon

I urinate in a gatorade bottle at work. Bathroom is 20 steps away + up 4 stairs.

i sometimes use a pee bottle at night instead of getting up (borrowed from -40 nights in AK).

when i had my knee injury, this was pretty essential and a nice excuse, but sometimes i do it even though i'm not injured.
09-01-2006, 02:12 PM
Tippster

Quote:

Originally Posted by bagtagley

I also pee sitting down, but only for wake-up pees. I've learned that my stream to bowl sonar doesn't work as well as I might like, and there's no chance in hell I'm turning the light on.

That's just plain fucking wrong, Sally. Missing & cleaning is far preferable. Your KupKakeKrew membership may be in jeopardy.
09-01-2006, 02:13 PM
phUnk

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Originally Posted by slippy

I wear Depends.

Hence the "fanny heat?"
09-01-2006, 02:24 PM
bagtagley

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tippster

That's just plain fucking wrong, Sally. Missing & cleaning is far preferable. Your KupKakeKrew membership may be in jeopardy.

CLEANING?!? HA!!
09-01-2006, 02:41 PM
slippy

Quote:

Originally Posted by phUnk

Hence the "fanny heat?"

Yes, hence. The Rook's (aka Kush) job is to change me when I'm packing. He's got a light touch and will go far in this business.
09-01-2006, 03:13 PM
phUnk

too lazy to even reply to this thread ha!
09-01-2006, 03:30 PM
Steven S. Dallas

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Originally Posted by iceman

About ten steps from here is a bathroom... toilet seat still in the box about five steps away from here.

If you were really lazy, you'd just shit in the box. It would cut your trip in half.

edidid: phUnk is killing it!
09-01-2006, 03:56 PM
Professor

I am so lazy I tried to reply without typing. Damn thing wouldnt let me. 8 characters, my ass :cussing:
09-01-2006, 04:07 PM
iceman

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09-01-2006, 04:12 PM
bagtagley

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Originally Posted by iceman

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Not only did you have to type the dots, you had to mouse up and change the color = not lazy.
09-01-2006, 06:02 PM
runethechamp

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09-01-2006, 08:32 PM
iceman

Quote:

Originally Posted by bagtagley

Not only did you have to type the dots, you had to mouse up and change the color = not lazy.

Dude, don't give away all the secrets. Or do, I don't care, it was purely for comedic effect anyway.
09-01-2006, 09:00 PM
GheePup

I am so lazy that I sit down to pee when in my own house. I can't be bothered with actually having to clean up the accumulation of errant urine spray around the toilet. At other peoples houses I am too lazy to pull my pants down and exert the necessary energy to sit and get back up so I just let the pee fly. Where it lands? Only the person cleaning it up knows and its not me.
09-01-2006, 09:52 PM
iceman

Sitting down to take a leak is just wrong. Stop doing that.
09-01-2006, 09:54 PM
summit

i generally just shit and piss all over myself. it is faster than goin to the the restroom... except when i have company over.

when i have company over, i do wipe my ass with their shirt/skirt
09-01-2006, 09:57 PM
iceman

I don't have a skirt/shirt.

I can see how it would be convenient in your hood though, rock on.
09-01-2006, 10:48 PM
phUnk

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Originally Posted by iceman

Dude, don't give away all the secrets. Or do, I don't care, it was purely for comedic effect anyway.

definitely too lazy to laugh.
09-01-2006, 11:58 PM
truth

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Originally Posted by altagirl

We have a jetted tub in the master bathroom. I loved that thing - so relaxing. But one day the overflow thing leaked, so I quit using it. Last week we fixed it. It cost $4. It only took about 4 years to do that.

Sweet, if your toilet seat starts pinching your ass you now have a viable option.
09-02-2006, 12:13 AM
PaSucks

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Originally Posted by iceman

Sitting down to take a leak is just wrong. Stop doing that.

When you wake up as hungover as an Irishman the day after St. Patty's and the world is spinning, sitting as you piss is the only viable option.
09-02-2006, 01:10 AM
house

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Originally Posted by PaSucks

When you wake up as hungover as an Irishman the day after St. Patty's and the world is spinning, sitting as you piss is the only viable option.

agreed. after a few nights of shittiness, it's definitely not out of the question to wake up after "going to take a morning piss" on the toilet... sitting down. just lazy-er i guess.
09-02-2006, 05:24 PM
Spicoli

I haven't moved from this chair in over a year. The smell doesn't really bother me anymore.
09-02-2006, 07:12 PM
P_McPoser

I didn't click on this thread yesterday.
09-02-2006, 08:48 PM
Flexon Phil

I am not too lazy to ask the wife to change the TV station.
09-03-2006, 12:04 AM
focus

When I'm wearing sweat pants or athletic shorts, I'm often too lazy to untie the drawstring when I pee. I just kind of scooch the waistband down and try to snake up over the top of my pants.

This rarely allows satisfactory flow. It works fine to get the most urgent piss off the top, but the dregs get pinched off -- until I retract the snake back into my pants and pull the waistband back up. Then the dregs end up in my boxers.

I'm generally too lazy to change my boxers when this happens, even when I'm at home. I just let her dry out nachrally.

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