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Originally Posted by Mrs Roo

You're fuckin' right! Last I heard, she'd been done for giving someone a blowjob in a 4x4.

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THAT CANNOT BE PROVED. And she's not that skanky in the flesh.

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Originally Posted by brownmonkey

THAT CANNOT BE PROVED. And she's not that skanky in the flesh.

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Wait a minute, 4x4.............penchant for the slightly older lady.............furious denials......................................must have been Stan Collymore!!!

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Originally Posted by BakerBoy

You have a French penis? Does it surrender at the first sign of adversity? You know they make pills for that kind of thing.

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My penis loves French, Greek, Russian....I'm not sure if there is Icelandic, but I'm sure it would be down with that too.

That chick is foul and manish. You can almost see on the page she gives head and uses her teeth.

I have no comment on the woman, but a little toothiness is OK by me.

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Originally Posted by Mrs Roo

Wait a minute, 4x4.............penchant for the slightly older lady.............furious denials......................................must have been Stan Collymore!!!

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Or brownmonkey. :eek:

How did you make that connection???;)

Brownmonkey used to play for Nottingham Forest and has been caught dogging on so many occasions that he moved house to be next to a secluded car park.

Definitely weak...they have used the same chick for years. PLus, where's the boobies? I like boobies.

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Originally Posted by Kungfookungpow

Definitely weak...they have used the same chick for years.

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So it could be Kathy from Eastenders in her younger days then.

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Originally Posted by Kungfookungpow

I like boobies.

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How rare.

I'm ez 2 pleez.

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Originally Posted by bdog

Both season's the slogan said "Nothing gets between me and my Stocklis ... absolutely nothing." At least they changed the slogan tacky though it may be.

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Are you shiting me? That line was used 30 years ago in a Calvin Klein ad with Brooke (or was it Creek...Stream?) Shields. Something about nothing getting between her and her Calvins. She was only 12 or 13 and the ad created an uproar and was subsequently pulled.

Stockli ad person must be an aging pedophile.

http://fat-ypus.com/images/07ad.jpg

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Originally Posted by edg

Why is the girl on the Fattypus advert so skank?

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They’re from Breckenridge; she's the best they got.

Has she got some sort of haematoma on her leg?

She took it in the poopenhausen and it got a little messy.

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Originally Posted by bad_roo

Has she got some sort of haematoma on her leg?

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It almost looks like a horse.

another uncreative ad from Stockli, featuring a tranny as their eye-candy.

whatever.

French penises do not encounter adversity. (Or they'd probably surrender, yes.)

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Originally Posted by Arty50

It almost looks like a horse.

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The hematoma or the girl?

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Originally Posted by Jumper Bones

another uncreative ad from Stockli, featuring a tranny as their eye-candy.

whatever.

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Tranndy?

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Originally Posted by Keoni

Tranny?

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She's a man, man!

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Originally Posted by Dr. Crash

French penises do not encounter adversity. (Or they'd probably surrender, yes.)

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So the point is, that you're a French admirer who drives a Miata. I didn't think it could get any gayer, and then this.