Lucky me - I'm skiing with a snowlerblader tomorrow - WWMD

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03-09-2006, 08:48 AM
snowsprite

It will be quite funny if she out-skis you big time on those things. Seriously! Please report back, and be honest now.

Sprite
03-09-2006, 08:58 AM
soul_skier

to be honest, i have been outskied by a snowblader, it really tight icy east coast trees, and they guy with them could rip, and while I
am usually the one to catch in the trees, my 184 Volkl 724 pros were not good to me that day. But the moment we got into crud and less tight trees, i destroyed him, saving some dignity.
As for what you should do, AKPM's idea is great, but have faith, mabye she's just messing with you.
03-09-2006, 09:04 AM
Bud Green

Go to Brighton where your friend will fit right in with all the other kooks.
03-09-2006, 09:04 AM
altagirl

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Originally Posted by alpinedad

That said, AKPM has a good idea if she is as advertised, and Yetiman holds out the candle of hope.

Yeah - hopefully she was kidding? And if not, getting "lost" for a few runs when you have a planned meeting place "just in case" probably wouldn't hurt anything. Either that or you're hoping she gets tired and quits early.
03-09-2006, 11:40 AM
beaterdit

We need more info such as..

Is der poopenhausen on the table?

Seriously though, if she actually said "snowlerblader", it implies that she understands the, uhh, gayness of this activity. Maybe she is just fucking with you and can actually ski.
03-09-2006, 12:07 PM
Buzzworthy

Waaaahhhh! ;)

At least you are skiing and not reading about it from work.
03-09-2006, 12:41 PM
irul&ublo

Gadget....does she have big tits?
03-09-2006, 12:42 PM
freshies

this thread is making me laugh hard...you have got to snap some pics of the your foxy snowlerblader date, should be priceless...
03-09-2006, 12:49 PM
addict

rock op on a monoski, she'll be sure to ditch you, grab your skis and rip. Voila!

You could also subsitute PRs for the mono for a similar effect:biggrin:
03-09-2006, 12:55 PM
El Chupacabra

Quote:

Originally Posted by freshies

this thread is making me laugh hard...you have got to snap some pics of the your foxy snowlerblader date, should be priceless...

Especially if she falls a lot.

http://www.biglines.com/photos/norma...ines_53439.jpg
03-09-2006, 01:05 PM
freshies

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Originally Posted by El Chupacabra

Especially if she falls a lot.

http://www.biglines.com/photos/norma...ines_53439.jpg

thx, i just spit a diet coke out my nose when i saw this again....i forgot about that pic, so fucking classic, the snowlerblader sprawled out on the ground w/the powder chords splayed behind him...
03-09-2006, 01:10 PM
WWCD

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Originally Posted by good4nothing

C.) Smoke her HARD right out of the chute in a way that immediatly establishes that 'skiing' is a very generous way to describe her 'keeping up' with you, then spend the rest of the day waiting as politely as possible with a smile, leaving her with little doubt that you are a wonderful person who goes out of his way to be curteous, professional, and blah blah blah insert touchy feely buzzword here.

BRILLIANT
03-09-2006, 01:22 PM
milton

Show up on one of these babies....

http://www.ski-bike.org/images/csa1.jpg

(don't forget the white rear-entries and jean jacket...)
03-09-2006, 01:33 PM
skiski

Quote:

Originally Posted by milton

Show up on one of these babies....

http://www.ski-bike.org/images/csa1.jpg

(don't forget the white rear-entries and jean jacket...)

This is clearly the answer.
03-09-2006, 01:57 PM
snowsprite

Quote:

Originally Posted by freshies

thx, i just spit a diet coke out my nose when i saw this again....i forgot about that pic, so fucking classic, the snowlerblader sprawled out on the ground w/the powder chords splayed behind him...

LMAO! That photo is iconic. It should become a "smiley" that is representative of complete humiliation. What do you say?

Sprite
03-09-2006, 02:07 PM
Max Gosey

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Originally Posted by teledave

Show up like this (BTW, that's a Starter jacket)

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y13...MIT2006010.jpg

I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Is that kid SLUTTING FOR THE PHOTO?!!! Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

This is very funny.

That said, wait and see. If she seriously snowlerblades, get "lost". It is what I would do if I were in a relationship with a girl who was good for only one thing (cooking, of course). If she rips (on skis by some strange stroke of fortune), put on your Smooth Johnson suit, buy her beers (ruphy-coladas, maybe? giggety!), and commence ze poopenhausen sequence!
03-09-2006, 02:34 PM
MarsB

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Quote:

Originally Posted by snowsprite

LMAO! That photo is iconic. It should become a "smiley" that is representative of complete humiliation. What do you say?

Sprite

I second Sprite's notion. This deserves iconization.
03-09-2006, 03:09 PM
sea2ski

Having experienced exactly the same thing with a client. I did the following.

Took him down two easy trails to start. Then suggested we try something a little more challanging. Took him down trail on which he completely flailed and after which he was completely exhausted. We then went into baselodge bar for drinks. After 2 rounds I asked him if he was ready to go out again and he responded he was fine at the bar with others in our group. Asked if he would be offended if I went for a few more runs and that I would leave a tab open at the bar and meet up with him in a little bit. Since we had good bar position and an open tab he was able to make friends with a few cougars. We ended up doing some business so I guess it worked out.
03-09-2006, 03:50 PM
Plakespear

Quote:

Originally Posted by sea2ski

Having experienced exactly the same thing with a client. I did the following.

Took him down two easy trails to start. Then suggested we try something a little more challanging. Took him down trail on which he completely flailed and after which he was completely exhausted. We then went into baselodge bar for drinks. After 2 rounds I asked him if he was ready to go out again and he responded he was fine at the bar with others in our group. Asked if he would be offended if I went for a few more runs and that I would leave a tab open at the bar and meet up with him in a little bit. Since we had good bar position and an open tab he was able to make friends with a few cougars. We ended up doing some business so I guess it worked out.

So who else wants to go on a ski trip with sea2ski?
03-09-2006, 04:11 PM
P_McPoser

I'll make a smiley of the snowlerblader tonight...I had been thinking about it for a while...
03-10-2006, 12:01 AM
InspectorGadget

I am crushed! Ms. snowlerblader had to cancel. But I did get a raincheck and I'll file a full report when the time comes.

Sprite - If Ms. Snowlerblader cleans my clock, I'm taking up bowling.
03-13-2006, 07:00 AM
teledave

Quote:

Originally Posted by Max Gosey

I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Is that kid SLUTTING FOR THE PHOTO?!!! Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

This is very funny.

That said, wait and see. If she seriously snowlerblades, get "lost". It is what I would do if I were in a relationship with a girl who was good for only one thing (cooking, of course). If she rips (on skis by some strange stroke of fortune), put on your Smooth Johnson suit, buy her beers (ruphy-coladas, maybe? giggety!), and commence ze poopenhausen sequence!

Max, actually that pic was set up. The 'Bird is in actuallity a very good boarder who showed up with the blades as a joke. After that run (for which he was fully hammered) he proceeded to take off the blades, leave the safety straps attached and walk out to the car (where we were BBQ'ing and drinking rather heavily) whilst dragging the blades behind him.
03-13-2006, 07:03 PM
Max Gosey

Bleh. What a bummer... :(

Awaiting the full report...
03-22-2006, 08:36 AM
The Dad

Bump for update?

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