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No. I’ll ask around though. Good Luck.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cat Jockey
And you’re right about this place being full of know-nothing, hypocritical dunderheads, some with latent homosexual tendencies.
I like the ones who feel the need to post threads like “Did you see me in the Patagonia catalog page 56?!”. Those are really awesome.
And Belgians never to cease to amaze all with their pathetic reading comprehension skills.Quote:
Originally Posted by belgian
Oh well, I guess that's why they're called Belgians.
Right on. Thankyou.Quote:
No. I’ll ask around though. Good Luck.
Sweet. What the hell do I have in my mouth and why am I trying to have sex with a cat (the cat loved it btw) and how much money do you need to destroy that picture of me (I'd hate to have my reputation destroyed here - fuckin' Jagermeister)?Quote:
Originally Posted by Core Shot
I see. You do not have any experience or an answer to my question either. Do you feel better about yourself now?
I've seen it done. You are right. Sounds like you've already got your mind made up. Do it and quit wasting your time on this intraweb board. Spend it on your carving board. Let us know how long it takes and how many hours you are able to ride it before it rips out again. Most of all Good Luck.
So if you weren't looking for techical advice- how to do it, how long it would take, etc.- all you were looking for is "yes, I have" or "no, I haven't", and that's it? Obviously there are variables as to whether or not it is worth doing (the time to be expended, the cost, etc); those variables relate directly to the method used to repair the board, and the method used to repair the board is an issue best suited to tech talk.
I haven't done it. Good luck.
Gotta get the edge material first. I'll let you know how long it lasts.Quote:
I've seen it done. You are right. Sounds like you've already got your mind made up. Do it and quit wasting your time on this intraweb board. Spend it on your carving board. Let us know how long it takes and how many hours you are able to ride it before it rips out again. Most of all Good Luck.
Exactly. I made the decision to do it and was merely curious as to whether or not anyone else has as I have never seen it done. I understand that it was not a profoundly important question I was asking, simply a question to satisfy my curiosity.Quote:
all you were looking for is "yes, I have" or "no, I haven't", and that's it?
Yes. It does belong there, which is why I am not getting into it here.Quote:
Obviously there are variables as to whether or not it is worth doing (the time to be expended, the cost, etc); those variables relate directly to the method used to repair the board, and the method used to repair the board is an issue best suited to tech talk.
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Most of all Good Luck.
Thankyou & thankyou.Quote:
Good luck.
If board construction is sandwich, your edge is likely resting only below the sidewall which was routed for a rabbit to offset the thickness of the edge teeth. The bottom of the sidewall will need to be scraped clean, then re-oxidized to ensure resin adhesion. (Oxidation= flamed in a different way, i.e., with a propane torch). Base topside cleaned as well, but no oxidation necessary. Basically the same for a bumtech construction. Drill up into the sidewall and insert some small screws into sidewall (or core, if it extends that far) binding the edge tighter for resin application - without raising the height of the edge teeth.
A cap will be a bit more tricky, as pressing the rounded topsheet would be a bit more of a challenge, but the likelihood of hitting core might be better. Apply resin, heat, and pressure.
The inevitability of an answer like this is why you were directed to post this in Tech Talk.
The item in your mouth is an alien probe.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cat Jockey
It was shoved in their by Xenu because you would not stop yelling "Leroy Jenkins" while you rammed that poor cat in der poopenhausen.
Yes, the cat did enjoy it for the first hour.
But after that, the pain became excruciating.
But you would not stop, would you?
Just let it go.
And lay off the Jager while you are at it.
Paging ogre, agnry whelk, the referee, and the boards other carrion birds.
dont take that as carry-on.
Your foot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cat Jockey
http://brawl-hall.com/gallery/data/m...tal_retard.jpg
I've never done it.
i haven't done it.
1. things are posted in tech talk to keep useful tech information, the kind that somebody might search for a year from now, all in one place.
2. ski/snowboard is full of random, pointless shit -- as you obviously already knew before posting. don't bitch about the chatter, you fucking knew you'd get it.
3. a lot of folks who may have actually done what you're about to undertake will hang out only in tech talk, and rarely venture into ski/snowboard. if you want a real, thoughtful response to your question, you'd have better luck there. if you just want to find out who's done it, start a fucking poll.
4. the "you guys are lame computer nerds and i'm way cooler because i don't spend time here" schtick was tired a really, really long time ago. you really think that shit's original? and...dude...you're makin fun of us for using a computer....with a computer.
5. quit trying to justify yourself.
6. most of us are just fuckin around. we don't actually give a shit where you post your little fucking poll, but it's amusing to watch you get your tail in a twist. relax. post some porn.
Are you sure? I thought those go in der poopenhausen. The more I think about the more I seem to recall a flamingo invovled somewhere that night. Hmm... Fuck. Now I am really confused. If that was the alien probe in my mouth, what the hell was in my poopenhausen when I woke up the next afternoon?Quote:
The item in your mouth is an alien probe.
What can I say? I had a bad case of whiskey dick and got caught up in the passion of it all. As far as the excrutiating pain, well, I am hung like a monkey afterall.Quote:
Yes, the cat did enjoy it for the first hour.
But after that, the pain became excruciating.
But you would not stop, would you?
I finally did. Got tired of the damn cat scratching me. I am still nursing the claw wounds. Fuggin' cat.Quote:
Just let it go.
I searched. And again, I was not looking for technical information. Merely a random question that popped into my head that I wondered about - namely if there were anymore knuckleheads such as myself that would go to such lengths to salvage a piece of their quiver. Nothing technical about that pondering.Quote:
1. things are posted in tech talk to keep useful tech information, the kind that somebody might search for a year from now, all in one place.
I know, hence the blow me clause, and no, I am not bitching about it. It is others that are bitching about the fact that this belongs in Tech Talk, even though I am not asking a technical question. Get it? Do you see the irony here? It is not lost upon me.Quote:
2. ski/snowboard is full of random, pointless shit -- as you obviously already knew before posting. don't bitch about the chatter, you fucking knew you'd get it.
Who's looking for a thoughful response? I wasn't. I just wanted to know if somebody has done it. Doesn't take alot of thought to say yes. Sure, I could have started a fucking poll (which would have met with the exact same responses) or I could have just asked, as I am not interested in those that haven't done it - which is the vast majority. Again, just a random question.Quote:
3. a lot of folks who may have actually done what you're about to undertake will hang out only in tech talk, and rarely venture into ski/snowboard. if you want a real, thoughtful response to your question, you'd have better luck there. if you just want to find out who's done it, start a fucking poll.
Not quite what I said dude. I said I wasn't interested in people that know more about computers than skis and snowboards, as those types of people wouldn't undertake the operation I am going to. It is called weeding out the prevailing mob mentality around here. Letting those types know I wasn't interested in their responses that would not answer my question. Pretty simple. Wasn't laying down a schtick - I was acknowledging the reality of the situation in that every forum has those that spend more time talking about stuff than doing the stuff they are talking about and consequently have a lesser knowledge base from which to work. Reality. Accept it. I do.Quote:
4. the "you guys are lame computer nerds and i'm way cooler because i don't spend time here" schtick was tired a really, really long time ago. you really think that shit's original? and...dude...you're makin fun of us for using a computer....with a computer.
Me correcting people's wrong assertions about the question I asked is not justification, rather it is clarification and me correcting them. Buy a dictionary, they're neat.Quote:
5. quit trying to justify yourself.
You think I am not fucking around right now? Do you really think that I am taking any of this personally or seriously? I did not post a poll and my tail is not in a twist. I find it amusing watching people getting their tail in a twist thinking that my tail is in a twist about where I asked a non technical question, a question that I have gotten one answer to in two pages in that yes someone has seen it done. It is that irony thingy again. Gotta love it. I am relaxed dude. I would post some porn, but Core Shot already posted some of my kitty porn. I have destroyed all of the other photos from that evening.Quote:
6. most of us are just fuckin around. we don't actually give a shit where you post your little fucking poll, but it's amusing to watch you get your tail in a twist. relax. post some porn.
I got an answer to my question a couple of posts ago. I am not the only knucklehead that has (is in my case) replaced an entire length of edge. Random curiostiy satiated.
I refer to your latest discharge of plebeian verbiage; in which, you have proven, once again, that there is no such thing as unutterable nonsense. You should offer your posting style to hospital operating theatres as a highly-effective alternative to unconsciousness-inducing medications.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cat Jockey
You read like a gimpzoid teenager splashing spit onto the monitor. Don’t you ever have a point beyond giving your fingers some exercise by dancing them randomly over the keyboard? Wouldn't clues have more room to fit in your head if you got rid of some of the gobbledygook in there? Reading your post makes blindness a wonderful thing to look forward to. As Robert Wilensky said: "We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."
Reading your post is less interesting than watching paint dry. If wit was spit, your mouth would be drier than a shallow well in an African heat wave. I bet you thought it was just coincidence that your parents had the same surnames before they married? Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you had enough brains to find water after falling down a well; if your weren't so fat that when you walk down the street, everyone yells "Earthquake!", or if you didn't have a face that could scare a hungry wolf off a meat truck. No, come to think of it, you would.
You're a message board freak. I know it's hard to accept the truth, but the truth it is, and accept it, you must.
I think the "Villiage Idiot" has pretty much pwned the "Cat Jockey" in this thread. Good shit dude.:yourock:
you just don't fucking get it. it ain't about you [/dr phil]Quote:
Originally Posted by Cat Jockey
= justificationQuote:
I know, hence the blow me clause, and no, I am not bitching about it. It is others that are bitching about the fact that this belongs in Tech Talk, even though I am not asking a technical question. Get it? Do you see the irony here? It is not lost upon me. Who's looking for a thoughful response? I wasn't. I just wanted to know if somebody has done it. Doesn't take alot of thought to say yes. Sure, I could have started a fucking poll (which would have met with the exact same responses) or I could have just asked, as I am not interested in those that haven't done it - which is the vast majority. Again, just a random question.
jus·ti·fi·ca·tion (j?s't?-f?-k?'sh?n)Quote:
Me correcting people's wrong assertions about the question I asked is not justification, rather it is clarification and me correcting them. Buy a dictionary, they're neat.
n.
The act of justifying.
jus·ti·fy (j?s't?-f?')
v., -fied, -fy·ing, -fies.
v.tr.
To demonstrate or prove to be just, right, or valid.
going on for two pages about how it's right and valid for you to post this in ski/snowboard isn't justifying? don't talk to me about a fucking dictionary, you toolbox.
your preemptive 'weeding' backfired. you were surprised?Quote:
Not quite what I said dude. I said I wasn't interested in people that know more about computers than skis and snowboards, as those types of people wouldn't undertake the operation I am going to. It is called weeding out the prevailing blablabla...
that's cute. no really. it is. unfortunately that clever little cliche doesn't make any fucking sense, here. choose another.Quote:
Reality. Accept it. I do.
I thought I smelled something burning - turns out it was you thinking. Let me show what a thinking person does Blurred. A thinking person says to himself, "Self, I do believe that I have seen no post by the Village Idiot that indicates that they posses the intelligence capable of crafting such a string of words. Hmm, what gives?" Next, the thinking person takes two seconds and cuts and pastes the Village idiots post into Google and presses the enter key on the keyboard they wished I not possesed. Well, well, what do you know. I thought right. That post, and derivations thereof, are all over the Net. The Village Idiot is not sharp enough to come up with something like that. They plagurized it because they thought it sounded neat-o and it would be quite the burn on somebody. I bet that the Village idiot has that post saved to their hard drive to whip out when they are at a loss for words.Quote:
I think the "Villiage Idiot" has pretty much pwned the "Cat Jockey" in this thread.
Oh boy, I sure got pronouned by somebody who lacks the creativity to come up with their own shit and must steal others. If there were a David Hasselhof smilie I would use it now for a big lame-o.
Are you the Village Idiot Blurred? Is that one of they 14 aliai you hide behind?
So I take it you haven't replaced a full edge on a ski either then.
Umm Focus. Psst ... overhere. Your tail is all in a twist dude. I got my question answered. Relax. Don't you know that I am just fucking around?
No, pointing out that it is not a technical question when people are trying to give me technical answers is, like I said, correcting people.Quote:
going on for two pages about how it's right and valid for you to post this in ski/snowboard isn't justifying? don't talk to me about a fucking dictionary, you toolbox.
Time for your medication focus - you are getting too worked up about this.
Irony. Pure and simple irony. You are part of the chatter I was expecting focus. Surprise me and chill out dude.
your funny.
hmmm everybody on the forum is a bunch of tools and internet geeks...yet you have no doubt spent a big chunk of time with elaborate comebacks.
Just a bit contradictory..no?
good luck on your endeavor.
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Originally Posted by Cat Jockey
I really love your show of internet skills. They really are outstanding.
Next time, spend "two seconds" and run your post through a spell checker to really impress us. "plagurized"....hahahahaha
Sucks you're forced to drive a "cat" for a living simply through mental deficiency. It's ok boy. I'm sure the spandex racers really appreciate your "work".
Nah, I never said that. Every forum has its population of those, that's all. All kinds here, rippers that post alot, rippers that don't post much, non-rippers that post alot, non-rippers that don't post much, etc. It's all to be taken in stride and none of it really bothers me. It is just the way it is.Quote:
hmmm everybody on the forum is a bunch of tools and internet geeks...yet you have no doubt spent a big chunk of time with elaborate comebacks.
Just a bit contradictory..no?
As far as my time, well, I'm just having a lazy day today. Don't own a television, so when I am lazy, I park my ass in front of a computer.
Thankyou.Quote:
good luck on your endeavor.
Boy, don't I know it. It's a horribly shitty job. Woe is me for getting to play around in quarter million dollar toy all night seeing the sunrise at 12,000 + feet every workday in an enviornment that I love. If only the rest of the world could be as miserable as I.Quote:
Sucks you're forced to drive a "cat" for a living simply through mental deficiency.
Dude, you get a DD for that one. A double David Hasselhof. Lame-o times two.
Give it up dude. You lack creativity, are not amusing and apparently lack the balls to say such things under anything other than an alias. Boring. Fuck it, I am giving you 4 David Hasselhofs for your overall performance in this thread.
Since you're obviously in love with David, you might want to spell his name right. Guess spelling and intelligence aren't required to drive a cat. Good for you. Maybe when I come into Colorado to ski, I'll hire you to carry my bags.
You know if you quit spewing mindless shit, and actually posted some pics of your board the edge, sidewall, top sheet and base, you might actually get some good advice............................ But what do I know about ski construction and repair:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cat Jockey
Cat Jockey is pretty smart, and he likes stirring things up. We've seen this many times. Some of the people are still around, some are not. Here's how it goes:
1.He's a dick!
a) Care
b)not care: END
2. I care!
a) I'm going to do something about it!
b) But he can do what he wants.: END
2. I'm going to do something about it!
a)I'ma fuck his shit up
b)I'ma ignore his ass and pretend he never existed: END
3. I'ma fuck his shit up!
a. Succeed:Gloat, see if it kills him.
-If it does: END
-If it does not:
~END or
~Go to 1., above.
b. Fail:
-END or go to 1., above.
Don't feed the trolls morons.
edit: this looked WAY better before I posted it, I had it all in columns and rows and shit.