If you where an action figure, what 2 accessories would you come with ?

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Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater

Frodo Baggins with a toaster oven and a bionic dick.

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Would that make him Dildo Baggins?

6 Million Dollar dick. I wonder if that porn Was ever made. With the original Sound sample.

^^^^ mine makes that sound already

https://youtu.be/4OyIBuF73PQ

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Originally Posted by OJ

A big knife. And an alibi.

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You don’t need an alibi with ill fitting gloves


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Originally Posted by irul&ublo

Depends. Are you a lesbian?

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Male lesbian

Gore Tex and AWD


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Originally Posted by irul&ublo

Would that make him Dildo Baggins?

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Hmmm ... "There and Back Again"?

Alright, Subaru and black lab mix, since I guess the ski pod doesn't count. Includes real Teva sandal wearing, PBR swilling action!

Does this count as two?

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Originally Posted by irul&ublo

Does this count as two?

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Yes. There are two of them.

But. That’s your personal action figure choice?
Nttiawwt.
You do you.
But if I could chose I would rather have two machine gun penises than two machine gun nipples

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Originally Posted by Core Shot

Yes. There are two of them.

But. That’s your personal action figure choice?
Nttiawwt.
You do you.
But if I could chose I would rather have two machine gun penises than two machine gun nipples

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I make due with one howitzer


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