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So a guy has a pet giraffe, and its really sick and he doesnt know what to do with it. So he takes it to a vet and leaves it on the floor in the recpetion area. As soon as he's leaving, one of the vet's comes out and says "hey, you cant leave that lyin here"
and the guy goes "it's not a lion, its a giraffe!"
I guess it would work with a zebra too, but i like giraffes better
Really bad zebra jokes borrowed from jokedictionary.com.
There were ten zebras in the zoo. All but nine escaped.
How many were left?
Nine!
What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A zebra with a set of drums.
What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.
Now you see it now you don't. What are you looking at?
A black cat walking over a zebra crossing.
I can't believe there are so many bad zebra jokes on the Internet.
http://www.unwind.com/jokes-funnies/...es/zebra.shtml
A ZEBRA'S RETIREMENT
There was this zebra who had lived her entire life in a zoo and was getting on a bit so the zoo keeper decided as a treat that she could spend her final years in bliss on a farm.
The zebra was so excited, she got out of the horse float to see this huge space with green grass and hill and trees and all these strange animals. She saw a big fat weird looking brown thing and ran up to it all excited, "Hi! I'm a zebra. What are you?"
"I'm a cow," said the cow.
"Right, right, what do you do?"
"I make milk for the farmer."
"Cool."
The zebra then saw this funny looking little white thing and ran over to it. "Hi, I'm a zebra. What are you?"
"I'm a chicken," said the chicken.
"Oh, right, what do you do?"
"I make eggs for the farmer."
"Right, great, see ya round."
Then the zebra saw this very handsome beast that looked almost exactly like her without the stripes. She ran over to it and said, "Hi, I'm a zebra. What are you?"
"I am a Stallion," said the stallion.
"Wow," said the zebra. "What do you do?"
"Take off your pajamas, darling, and I'll show you."
Egad! My arch-nemesis, Dr. Tim Casio. professor emeritus of GorillaGenics!
So, we meet again, professor. But this time, the ADVANTAGE IS MINE! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
damnit nevermind stupid computer
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edit: computer people - is there an easy way to shrink down gifs to avitar size?