things you can say at thanksgiving but not in bed

I just saw a Thanksgiving T-shirt being proudly worn at the grocery store while doing last minute shopping:

WHO ATE
ALL OF THE
PUSSY?

Lol

How many sticks of butter went in it?

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by dan_pdx

Let's not invite your parents this time

---

Awesome!

Sent from my SM-S908U1 using Tapatalk

Any sort of argument about politics.

That just made me feel like I really need to blow chunks.

Comes earlier in Canada

Maybe you can get that in my mouth instead of my face this time

Sent from my SM-S908U1 using Tapatalk

happy CND thanksgiving....

I’ll take some dark meat

Do we have to do this again?

Where is the baster, that is looking pretty dry down in the cavity...

Does that taste good?


Sent from my iPhone using TGR Forums

I love your pie, babe.

But granny's is fucking UNbeLIEvable.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by danmelon

Comes earlier in Canada

---

thats what she said

so monday is a holiday if you work,

otherwise you get ripped off