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10-05-2005, 11:34 AM
mountainbored

Like Floyd the Barber on crack asking you to give him an encouraging pat on the back as he foams at the mouth, looking to beat down anyone who disses him on the Internet! Fucking pathetic :nonono2: Free haircuts don't stop you from sounding like a prick.
And that punk Billy, is one of the best all around board riders there is. Surf, snow, skate and unfortunatley river waves.
10-05-2005, 11:38 AM
Superstar Punani

HEY HAIRDRESSER,

GET DA FUCK OUT!

SPLIT, KOOK!
10-05-2005, 12:48 PM
Riversurf

Quote:

Originally Posted by likwid

I live on the ice coast.
We're angry and take ULocks in the surf with us to beat people like you.

Where's the ref for misuse of the fm?

A Ulock? All I need is my hands! Bitch!

:fmicon:
10-05-2005, 12:54 PM
Riversurf

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superstar Punani

HEY HAIRDRESSER,

GET DA FUCK OUT!

SPLIT, KOOK!

Well Supa-
I used to think you were funny but now your just a joke.
I spoke with my man from the North Shore who now lives in SF.
He is waiting to meet you.
Let's have who you are and where to find you and he will be there in ten minutes.
And yes he will mess with you.
So don't be SUPER PUSSY!
:cool:
10-05-2005, 01:02 PM
Riversurf

Quote:

Originally Posted by mountainbored

Like Floyd the Barber on crack asking you to give him an encouraging pat on the back as he foams at the mouth, looking to beat down anyone who disses him on the Internet! Fucking pathetic :nonono2: Free haircuts don't stop you from sounding like a prick.
And that punk Billy, is one of the best all around board riders there is. Surf, snow, skate and unfortunatley river waves.

Sound about right. No ?- Billy is the best all-around board rider. But he is a bitch with no spine. But that is the norm these days for cunts like you to look up to. I don't judge a man on how rad he can rip but rather on what kind of backbone he has. And Billy has none!
Once agian I'll make it clear.
I'm seem to be the only one who isn't hiding! I'm out here with exactly who i am and where to find me. Some people hate me and some people love me but at least I put it out on the table.
Mack

:the_finge
10-05-2005, 01:13 PM
lemon boy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Riversurf

i'msotuff i'msotuff i'msotuff blah blah blah blah blah

thanks for putting it all out on the table now we know...what a fucking douchebag idiot you are. Thanks buddeh. :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock:
10-05-2005, 01:14 PM
Superstar Punani

HEY DICKHEAD

Quote:

Originally Posted by Riversurf

Well Supa-
I used to think you were funny but now your just a joke.
I spoke with my man from the North Shore who now lives in SF.
He is waiting to meet you.
Let's have who you are and where to find you and he will be there in ten minutes.
And yes he will mess with you.
So don't be SUPER PUSSY!
:cool:

4049 18th St
San Francisco, CA 94114

What else do you need gas money?
When your punk ass shows up I'll reimburse your travel expenses.
You will have to pay for your hospital bill!

I GONNA BROK YO FACE, KOOK!
10-05-2005, 01:19 PM
Riversurf

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superstar Punani

4049 18th St
San Francisco, CA 94114

What else do you need gas money?
When your punk ass shows up I'll reimburse your travel expenses.
You will have to pay for your hospital bill!

I GONNA BROK YO FACE, KOOK!

Are you home right now?
10-05-2005, 01:21 PM
Superstar Punani

Quote:

Originally Posted by Riversurf

Are you home right now?

YEAH I AM YOU COCKSMOKING ASSEATING DICKHEAD!

BRING IT!!!!
10-05-2005, 01:37 PM
cj001f

Pu-
I thought you lived at 895 O'Farrell St?
10-05-2005, 01:38 PM
Riversurf

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superstar Punani

YEAH I AM YOU COCKSMOKING ASSEATING DICKHEAD!

BRING IT!!!!

What up?
Gave you the #! My man hasn't heard from your punk ass! Fake address.
How bout a phone #?!
10-05-2005, 01:41 PM
Superstar Punani

Quote:

Originally Posted by Riversurf

What up?
Gave you the #! My man hasn't heard from your punk ass! Fake address.
How bout a phone #?!

http://maps.yahoo.com/maps_result?ad...w=1&name=&qty=

TALK IS CHEAP! BE THERE YOU LITTLE BITCH.
10-05-2005, 01:41 PM
lemon boy

:nonono2: :nonono2: :nonono2: :nonono2: :nonono2:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Riversurf

What up?
Gave you the #! My man hasn't heard from your punk ass! Fake address.
How bout a phone #?!

All talk, no walk.
10-05-2005, 01:43 PM
Riversurf

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superstar Punani

YEAH I AM YOU COCKSMOKING ASSEATING DICKHEAD!

BRING IT!!!!

I think I saw a post of your Truck one time. The white Ford. My man is gonna find you! You better pray you you ain't faking this Hui thing.
10-05-2005, 01:49 PM
Superstar Punani

Quote:

Originally Posted by Riversurf

I think I saw a post of your Truck one time. The white Ford. My man is gonna find you! You better pray you you ain't faking this Hui thing.

YOU KNOW JOHNNY-BOY GOMES? LANCE HO'OKANO? DANE KEALOHA? I SURF WIT' DEM BRADDAHS WHEN I'M BACK HOME ON DA NORTH SHORE AN' WE CRACK HAOLE HEADS LIKE YOURS, LIKE FOR FUN, KOOK!!! BETTAH YOU SHOW SOME RESPECT AROUND HEA' OR YO FACE GONNA GET ALL BUSTED UP.

My white Ford is parked outside 4049 18th St.
10-05-2005, 02:56 PM
Riversurf

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superstar Punani

YOU KNOW JOHNNY-BOY GOMES? LANCE HO'OKANO? DANE KEALOHA? I SURF WIT' DEM BRADDAHS WHEN I'M BACK HOME ON DA NORTH SHORE AN' WE CRACK HAOLE HEADS LIKE YOURS, LIKE FOR FUN, KOOK!!! BETTAH YOU SHOW SOME RESPECT AROUND HEA' OR YO FACE GONNA GET ALL BUSTED UP.

My white Ford is parked outside 4049 18th St.

My man is waiting outside! Bitch! 1:53pm
4049 18th st. is the MobyDick bar. That must be your hang out!
If you ever drop these names again my man is gonna fuck your punk ass up! Wait to late. Your done!
He will find you!
Fucken punk!
:FIREdevil
10-05-2005, 03:07 PM
lemon boy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Riversurf

My man is waiting outside! Bitch! 1:53pm
4049 18th st. is the MobyDick bar.

wait a second.. you're gay? Holy shit! Who knew!
10-05-2005, 03:44 PM
Riversurf

Quote:

Originally Posted by lemon boy

wait a second.. you're gay? Holy shit! Who knew!

Still waiting for your real name! Bitch!
I'm sure I got somebody in your town!
10-05-2005, 03:51 PM
lemon boy

I already use my real name moron.

Lemon Boy. Any ski town in the country, folks 'll know me.

so...tell us, when did you first find out you were gay? Did your parents take it well? Why do you really want to meet SuPu at a gay bar? Enquiring minds want to know.
10-05-2005, 04:05 PM
Superstar Punani

Quote:

Originally Posted by Riversurf

My man is waiting outside! Bitch! 1:53pm
4049 18th st. is the MobyDick bar. That must be your hang out!
If you ever drop these names again my man is gonna fuck your punk ass up! Wait to late. Your done!
He will find you!
Fucken punk!
:FIREdevil

EH KOOK!!! WHAT YOUR BOYFRIEND DOES IN HIS SPARE TIME IS HIS BUSINESS! YOU SMEGMA-SUCKING FORESKIN-LICKER!
10-05-2005, 04:28 PM
mountainbored

PUNKED! :fmicon:
10-05-2005, 05:09 PM
Barnballs

Quote:

4049 18th st. is the MobyDick bar

AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!
10-05-2005, 10:26 PM
Riversurf

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superstar Punani

EH KOOK!!! WHAT YOUR BOYFRIEND DOES IN HIS SPARE TIME IS HIS BUSINESS! YOU SMEGMA-SUCKING FORESKIN-LICKER!

HE IS GONNA FIND YOU!
:biggrin:

But untill then I'm done with you bitchs. When i get bored I'll be back to fuck with you some more.

http://surfrivers.com/site05/skook/images/EBC-005.jpg
10-05-2005, 10:37 PM
Superstar Punani

Quote:

Originally Posted by Riversurf

HE IS GONNA FIND YOU!
:biggrin:

But untill then I'm done with you bitchs. When i get bored I'll be back to fuck with you some more.

...and to think all along I thought it was the other way around! You really had us going there, hairdresser!!!

Feel free to come back and play when you learn some social skills or grow a dick.
10-06-2005, 07:04 AM
Free Range Lobster

Quote:

Originally Posted by Riversurf

A Ulock? All I need is my hands! Bitch!

Are your hands soft?
I don't like grimy river hands.
Make sure to pumice stone them first otherwise I'm gonna knock all your fucking teeth out for irritating my skin.

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