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Pinnipeds rule, though. Let's not kid ourselves.
I kind of like the playful porpoise
A healthy mind and a healthy corpus
He and his cousin, the friendly dolphin
Well, they like swimmin' like I like golfin'.
-Ogden Nash? I don't know. Basom had to recite it at our third grade "Whales" assembly, so maybe he remembers.
FKNA FKNA???Quote:
(Harbor Porpoise) Phocoena phocoena
A brief look at my bookshelf and out comes the SAS Survival Handbook.... probably bought in the days when I fancied the idea of being a Macgiver type action junky... no matter... the advice contained therein relating to sharks is: "If sharks are present try to avoid passing body wastes which could attract the sahrks interest. If you must urinate, do it in short, sharp spurts and allow it to dissipate between spurts. Collect faecal matter in your hand and throw it as far away from you as possible. If you vomit try to hold it in your mouth and reswallow it, but if this proves difficult throw it as far away as possible. Make a loud noise with cupped hands slapping the water. Put your head under the water and shout...."
The advice goes on, however, I maintain that if a beast that big came anywhere near me I would probably forgive myself for shi#ing my pants and would forget to pee in short sharp bursts and as for holding the vomit in my mouth..WTF?!
On a serious note... it is a pitty that the shark was killed, I'm sorry that it will never live to see the day it made me crap my self in its mighty presence.
There are all sorts of stories abouth the mako pictures here: http://www.yarmouth.org/magazine/urban.htm
If a blue whale left Idaho travelling east at 28 mph and a humpback whale left Souix Falls travelling west at 80 mph, where would they meet?
Monterrey Bay??Quote:
Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas
Marine Biological Laboratory, Woods Hole, MA.Quote:
Originally Posted by mattitude
Biatch!
uh huh,Quote:
Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas
uh huh,
uh huh uh huh uh huh.
Horshoe Crab in ya face!
Ogden Nash.Quote:
Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas
Its a FEDERAL OFFENSE to even look at GW's the wrong way.
If the Canadians haven't also passed this, they're a bunch of pussies.