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Lots of criminals are stupid. Including the one in the White House
I thought The Three Stooges were dead?Quote:
Originally Posted by rideit
True artists never die
here's another real einstein move
https://buckrail.com/colorado-woman-...roofing-waste/
cliff notes-
dumps hudge pile of roofing debris on BLM
They find a water bottle and paperwork with her name on it
if i were a criminal i would be a dumb criminal
The PhD in the lab I worked in dumped a bunch of radioactive sheep carcasses by the side of the road. Fortunately he didn't leave his name.Quote:
Originally Posted by b-bear
Only a $780 fine!Quote:
Originally Posted by b-bear
Police catch Hermiston man who taunted them on Facebook
HERMISTON — A Hermiston man’s gloating on Facebook over escaping arrest was short-lived.
Aaren Antheny Rivera Barrera, 27, was arrested Tuesday in the Hermiston Walmart parking lot on a warrant for felony parole violation. He is being held in Umatilla County Jail without bail.
Barrera ran and successfully hid from Hermiston Police Department officers last Friday when they attempted to serve the arrest warrant. He celebrated by bragging on Whats Happening Hermiston, a popular community Facebook page.
Calling out Officer Mike Ellwood “and his lil’ goons” in a profanity-laced post, he wrote “YOU COULDN’T CATCH ME TODAY EVEN WHEN YOU HAD AN ARMY WITH YOU TIME TO PLAY MARCO POLO.”
Many of the commenters on the post, which has since been deleted, expressed their hope that police would find Barrera soon. On Tuesday they got their wish, as an officer spotted Barrerra in a Mercedes-Benz driven by Austin Leroy James, who was also wanted on a misdemeanor failure to appear warrant, in the Walmart parking lot. Both men were arrested and lodged at the jail.
The police department celebrated with a Facebook post of their own, showing a picture of Barrera in the back of a patrol car with the hashtag #POLO.
“Enjoy your stay and the accommodations with our good friends and fellow goons at the Umatilla County Jail,” Capt. Travis Eynon wrote.
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Yes sir officer Obie, I cannot tell a lie...Quote:
Originally Posted by b-bear
I put that water bottle and paperwork under that pile of garbage.
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Almost the same thing happened near me, a roofer backed his truck into some wooded parkland, dumped the load and drove off - but his license plate got stuck on something and pulled off and when the mess got cleaned up there the plate was at the bottom of the pile
Criminals are generally stupid and therefore unfit to succeed in a straight and narrow world.
Not everyone can be Hans Grüber.
From the list this AM, Milton has never been know to produce rocket scientists. Good chance this could be the PoPo trolling for thieves.
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That's hysterical.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel
20 years ago our realtor kept trying to show us places in Milton when we were looking at Georgia and Fairfax, said it was up and coming, whatever that means. We humored her and looked at a few. No thanks.
The Capital One data thief doesn't sound too bright. You'd think someone smart enough to hack into a bank would be smart enough not to get caught by posting about it on the internet.
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/29/b...ch-hacked.html
From another article i got the impression that she more wanted to fuck with Capital One than steal but who knows. As a longtime Capital One customer, I can understand the impulse.
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Originally Posted by KQ
"...Brown wants no part of internet fame..."
sorry honey too late now
Yeah, I got the same impression. Still, you don't yell BOMB on a plane, even if you are just testing security.Quote:
Originally Posted by iceman
I say potato, you say PEEtato.Quote:
Originally Posted by KQ
Get it? PEEtato?
thanks folks! I'm here all week!!
Can't spell potato without a pee.
Or Donald Trump.Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
^ThisQuote:
Originally Posted by Benny Profane
Like.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jong Lafitte
This thread reminds me of the Florida man game..
You type into the google machine your day and month of birth and florida man.. see what ya get.
The effed up thing is you'll likely get a handful of gems for any given date:
https://www.whec.com/national/florid...r-cop/5324864/
Of course I picked a random date so you couldn't find out my birthday...