That and John Donne's No man is an island or for whom the bell tolls (can never remember the actual name) are the only two poems I know by memory.Quote:
Originally Posted by frorider
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That and John Donne's No man is an island or for whom the bell tolls (can never remember the actual name) are the only two poems I know by memory.Quote:
Originally Posted by frorider
Things are fucked up if you can't remember that which you know by memoryQuote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
Pants sagging, I shout
burn this motherf#cker down.
They do. I'm sorry.
enterprise install doc
server change not updated
classic project fail
3, 5, 3
acceptable form
of haiku, yo
friku day five
woden's day is early twice
chaos ensues
in other words, it ain't fucking Friday, morons.Quote:
Originally Posted by creaky fossil
Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Steve
Parse, litigator
"poems I know by memory"
is not same as names
Ohhhhh.....that what the "Fri"part of stands for? I though it was pronounced Free-kuQuote:
Originally Posted by iceman
or maybe we wuz playin off Caucasian Asian's Ferg-ku. Thanks for clearing that up though!
my muse waits for no fucking friday
Tick tock goes the clockQuote:
Originally Posted by DBdude
counting the minutes, hours, days
the muse waits, amused.
Godzilla must go
so you cannot see the depth
of his loneliness
I saw a rat scurrying
on e lake
just as i was eating a taco
Tic-tock clockQuote:
Originally Posted by Coño Frío
The clock is ticking for you
Cause the love you said you'd give
Came up way past due
So dance to the clock-rock
Stay on the floor
Cause when the ticks, turn to tocks
I'll be knocking at your door
Let's go get some bbq and get busy
y'all struggle with the Tao
They're more worried about the Dow, is why.Quote:
Originally Posted by digitaldeath
There was a young whore from Killkenny,
Who charged two fucks for a penny,
For half of that sum,
You could bugger her bum,
An economy practised by many
Colorado calls
but early Ullr was a flirt.
Damn Ullr, my butthurt.
what's the difference between an orange?
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your regularly scheduled ku shall resume 12:01 AM on 5 December 2014.
Here lies the great Bill Cosby
World famous comic
Yet even better rapist
Boning Fugly ChicksQuote:
Originally Posted by Bromontana
Should be the easiest thing
Y he need the drug?
katana swingQuote:
Originally Posted by iceman
head taken clean off
eyes stuck open
This is really good but only 13 syllables.Quote:
Originally Posted by creaky fossil
Haiku fail
Creaky fossil holds
antediluvian views
for when to Friku.
My chair has absorb'd
One thousand farts this morning
Can it take one more?