I got a lot of problems with you people

Where me fookin gifts?

I want those things

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Originally Posted by digitaldeath

Where me fookin gifts?

I want those things

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Santa knows who was naughty and who was nice. Nice people get presents. Apparently you were naughty.

https://youtu.be/nLYmP5P0wKM?si=9bXoTNnI0k3_bKei

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Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

Grievance: people who pick and choose what counts as "part of their state".

Anything outside LA is not California. Same for San Francisco too.

Oregon is Portland and the rest is a bunch of backwoods cousin lovers.

New York is the city and that's it. The rest of it is Canada for all they know.

Anything south of the Dan Ryan is not Illinois. That's Kentucky or something.

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Wow. You were fighting the good fight almost four years before Concrete Jungle threw down the gauntlet to start the upstate thread. Thank you for your support, sir

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Happy Festivus! Some unadorned strength to weight ratio to brighten your holiday spirit.

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The pole usually goes somewhere central, but I didn't want to mount the clock in a new spot. Apparently we've been negligent in not bagging it up in past years, for which I expect a grievance. Maybe for the bag pattern, too. And I'm already aggrieved about it.

Ullr! My son tells me your snow making stinks! You couldn't lay down a blanket if you had a hot date with a babe.

I lost my train of thought.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pyB7SRD84w

Happy Festivus! May your miracles be ironic, your strength adequate, your clocks forgotten, and your grievances petty.

We were tidying my Moms apartment last week and putting up her X-Mas tree as a surprise before my Mom came home after 3 weeks in a rehab center. My wife found a list of petty grievances my mom wrote about my wife on the kitchen counter. Hilarity did not ensue afterwards.

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We were tidying my Moms apartment last week and putting up her X-Mas tree as a surprise before my Mom came home after 3 weeks in a rehab center. My wife found a list of petty grievances my mom wrote about my wife on the kitchen counter. Hilarity did not ensue afterwards.

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Is your Mom cleared for Feats of Strength ? It’s the only way to settle this.

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We were tidying my Moms apartment last week and putting up her X-Mas tree as a surprise before my Mom came home after 3 weeks in a rehab center. My wife found a list of petty grievances my mom wrote about my wife on the kitchen counter. Hilarity did not ensue afterwards.

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If your mom wrote down the grievances as a way to vent instead of sharing them with your wife, I'd call that a win.
Writing down our grievances instead of airing them to the person you're complaining about sounds like something I should try. Actually, we have a thread for that, actually a whole forum, don't we.

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Is your Mom cleared for Feats of Strength ? It’s the only way to settle this.

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No she isn't so these grievances will have to be settled next X-mas. Thats a long time of unsettledness.

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If your mom wrote down the grievances as a way to vent instead of sharing them with your wife, I'd call that a win.
Writing down our grievances instead of airing them to the person you're complaining about sounds like something I should try. Actually, we have a thread for that, actually a whole forum, don't we.

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I do not feel this a win in any remote, hopeful kind of way. And the wife pocketed the list and won't tell me what she is going to do with it.

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Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn

Are you just looking at things and saying you love them or do you really love lamp?

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Probably a tech/developer type and talking about- LAMP (Linux, Apache, MySQL, Perl/PHP/Python)

Have you thought about live streaming your xmas dinner?

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Only 1 or 2 other mentions earlier about grievances (SHOULD be in the thread title if the OP is really a Festivus and has problems with others...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pyB7SRD84w

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When is this going to become an Olympic event ?

Well now that they got rid of break dancing maybe there's a spot for it. It would certainly get better ratings than break dancing did.