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03-01-2005, 04:41 PM
slim

I can't decide what I want Minnie Mooner to write on her boobs for me.
03-01-2005, 04:41 PM
Beaver

I got a job out the door today. Yay, now I can work overtime to meet my next deadline.

I haven't been powder skiing since January 9th.

My car has a blown head gasket.
03-01-2005, 04:41 PM
crashnburn'd

I don't have an office to call, but if I did, I would have plane tickets to all kinds of cool places there. And donuts, beer and doritos.
03-01-2005, 04:41 PM
Lumpy

Quote:

Originally Posted by altachic

Oh, and i just had a customer ask if ski poles come in pairs.

HA...I was doing a float tube demo at a sportsmans exposition about 10 years ago...some guy asked me how much "That thar thing weighed?"

I told him.

He then asked " How much that thar thing weigh with air in it?" :rolleyes:

carry on...
03-01-2005, 04:42 PM
meatdrink9

I tried to think of something to post in this thread but couldn't. [plays the circular logic irony card]
03-01-2005, 04:43 PM
Telenater

I'm writing an article for publication.

Two (or more) monitors on a computer is the best.
03-01-2005, 04:43 PM
Below Zero

I just read a section of the 2000 International Mechanical Code. Boring!

I've used the bathroom in the office (4) times today.

I liked our previous receptionist better because she made coffee every morning, although she was an idiot!
03-01-2005, 04:43 PM
Foggy_Goggles

I just realized I haven't seen my wallet in over a week

This scab on my shin looks like Africa in Risk
03-01-2005, 04:44 PM
Kellie

I had peanut butter 'n jelly for lunch - one of life's best foods!

I finally got sleep last night after driving all night from SLC to the Bay Area - snow over Donner Pass and having to make a "slight" detour all the way to Homewood complicated things.

I want nothing more than to go for a run . . . or better yet, to go ski!
03-01-2005, 04:44 PM
vote4pedro

anybody else realize that this thread started at exactly 4:20? :FIREdevil
03-01-2005, 04:45 PM
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Quote:

Originally Posted by meatdrink9

I tried to think of something to post in this thread but couldn't. [plays the circular logic irony card]

MD9: "Look ma, I ironed a deck of cards arranged in a circle!"

Ma: "Would you like a meat popsicle?"
03-01-2005, 04:45 PM
cmsummit

The in-laws went home today. :biggrin:

I have a pretty large lump of some sort on my forearm. :confused:

The bathroom here at work, really stinks. :nonono2:
03-01-2005, 04:47 PM
grrrr

I taught my first solo ski lesson on Sunday. Somebody help me think of a good Epicski screen name.
03-01-2005, 04:48 PM
EPSkis

I'm going to take the day off tomorrow & attempt skiing.

I'm not one for "calling in sick", so I have to think up an excuse.

I'm not so good at made-up excuses. :frown:

edit: mememe.

edit2: wait, there's more - Why are Frigidaire top-mount refrigerators about HALF the price of a comparable GE model? I've used both and to be honest, they both kept stuff cold. What gives?
03-01-2005, 04:49 PM
runethechamp

No movie makes me want to go skiing as much as Blizzard of Aaahhh's,
I like the more or less subtle references to that movie on this message board.
"ME!!!! BWAAAHAHAHAHA!!"
03-01-2005, 04:52 PM
vinzclortho

I gave my 3 week notice yesterday.

I think tomorrow, if the weather is nice, I may develop a mysterious case of the "Alabama Whatsthematters" and stay home a.k.a. go to the beach.

I can't believe it's not raining today in SoCal...what's up with that?

I only got 2 days of skiing in this year, gonna have to make the mission to Franconia and hit Tuckerman's. At least my 2 days were with a super solid crew, and at mammoth since I never been there before.
03-01-2005, 04:55 PM
acostiga

not one snow-day school cancellation YET this year. do they have those in areas with actual amounts of snowfall?
03-01-2005, 05:00 PM
Mr. Negative

i ran over a squirrel on the way to work today. :FIREdevil
03-01-2005, 05:02 PM
smmokan

I get paid to work 40 hrs/week.
I'm in the office 35 hrs/week.
I do actual work less than 20 hrs/week.

This is normal based on the board participation, I assume.
03-01-2005, 05:04 PM
Viva

Quote:

Originally Posted by grrrr

Somebody help me think of a good Epicski screen name.

Happy the Skier

Apart from the above, my contribution to nothing includes:

Having just given a presentation at a meeting in downtown to which two people showed up to.

Having a cold.

Making the mistake of alllowing my dog to roam the backyard freely this morning and having to give him a bath because of that.
03-01-2005, 05:05 PM
cmsummit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lloyd Christmas

I get paid to work 40 hrs/week.
I'm in the office 35 hrs/week.
I do actual work less than 20 hrs/week.

This is normal based on the board participation, I assume.

That sounds about right to me. :cool:
03-01-2005, 05:14 PM
cmsummit

Quote:

Originally Posted by grrr

Somebody help me think of a good Epicski screen name.

-Billy Gates
-Tool
-Turns R Fun
-thisplacesucks
03-01-2005, 05:15 PM
Beaver

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lloyd Christmas

I get paid to work 40 hrs/week.
I'm in the office 35 hrs/week.
I do actual work less than 20 hrs/week.

This is normal based on the board participation, I assume.

Actual work seems a little high to me. We got ourselves a keener.
03-01-2005, 05:16 PM
Crinkle

I am about to go into my second shift of night work. Nurse gave me a stupid TB test in the hospital last night and the band aid took off a nice tuff of hair. Oh yeah i also worked my other job today, got my new boots worked on :D and I am still no where near 40 hours of work.
03-01-2005, 05:16 PM
Dr. Send

I change my pants every day.

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