Yesterday, I observed a guy in the gym dress in the following order.
dress socks
wingtips
shirt
tie
boxers
pants
yep, thats right -- pants on over the shoes. Like a train wreck.
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Yesterday, I observed a guy in the gym dress in the following order.
dress socks
wingtips
shirt
tie
boxers
pants
yep, thats right -- pants on over the shoes. Like a train wreck.
But he still put them on one leg at a time--just like you and me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles
Pull up your local Craigslist and do a search in the personals for the word(s), gym, sauna...
:eek:
2 drops. And I agree.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stu Gotz
When in Rome, folks, when in Rome.
Move to San Francisco. You go from naked-old men's locker room to naked-old-sexually-active men's locker room. You tell me what is worse.
Ha! Bonus funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by GT40
The downtown Vancouver YMCA (back when the M stood for MEN) had naked swimming in the pool on certain days (men only of course).
Just remember boys -- someday you'll be looking at droopy balls every day in the mirror.
Yes, but I don't intend to share them with the world (just my 23 year old airhead, gold digging, trophy wife)Quote:
Originally Posted by Snow Dog
I'm not sure I see why getting old will make me start staring at my balls in the mirror.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snow Dog
Are you saying there won't be anything on TV in the future?
The student rec center here is unfortunately not devoid of geriatric nudity. Only students and faculty are allowed to use it too, which brings up the disturbing possibility that one time I will walk in on one of my professors nude, and never, ever be able to attend class again. I've heard from my gf the women's locker room has the same problem at our rec center.Quote:
Originally Posted by bagtagley
while i was a foreign exchange student in munich during college, me and another american student became friends. since we were taking too much advantage of the situation and rapidly becoming drunken derilects, we thought it'd be a good idea to join a swank health club named leo's and spend some time trying to be healthy. this health center was amazing because it was far more upscale than i was used to, and was populated by numerous examples of physical beauty and excellence. we'd spend some time working out and enjoying the awesome facilities then go out drinking, instead of just starting to drink beers directly after university lectures. students from my exchange program got a deal on the membership because our program headquarters was in the next building over from the gym... think the cost was something like $60 bucks/month. seemed like lots then, even with the favorable exchange with the DM at the time... and still does.
an aside: they had extensive locker rooms for men and women that shared a few amenities at this club. each sex had locker rooms and regular showers, but these facilities opened up into a common area that included stuff like: a bunch of heated marble benches with individual eucalptus foot baths, tanning beds, chaise loungers with reading material, rainwater-basin showers, cold water-shock showers, sideways-jet showers, a steam room, a sauna room and some other crazy shit that i am probably forgetting. there were many times that i'd be in those common areas, like sitting in the sauna or something, and see naked supermodel-quality women very upclose. the balance of hotness and nudity was not objectionable whatsoever. in the entry-way of the club they actually kept a bulletin board of all the famous models, actors and celebrities who were members at the club.
anyhow, yeah, to the point of the story. it's one of my last times in the gym, and i'm in the dressing room section of the guy's side of the locker room. as per usual, when in a guy's only locker room, i'm doing my best not to look anybody in the eyes and trying to keep conversation to a minimum. you know, general topics and simple replies to any questions that cannot be answered with a grunt. there's lots of stuff in a german locker room that a sheltered kid from suburban pittsburgh could find disconcerting, so shyness and disinterest were the normal strategies.
on this particular day the guy who is occupying bench space next to me says something, and i do my best to look at his face when replying to him instead of being thrown off by his stark nakedness.
i swear to this day that it was one of the members of milli vanilli, saying something in german about my american-brand backpack. i don't really remember what the hell was said because it was kind of a freaky situation. not more than a few days later, i saw on cnn that the guy had died or something... in munich. watching a vh1 behind the music thing a few years ago i saw that he was indeed a german dude, and had been living in munich.
so yeah, i think my biggest brush with any kind of non-pittsburgh celebrity may have been standing next to and sharing a few words of conversation with one of the dudes from milli vanilli, as he stood there buck naked. pretty much after that happened, and also for other reasons, i quit the gym and resumed a regular schedule of consuming beer by the liter on a nightly basis.
Worse is when you get home from the gym, walk into your living room, and see your 20 year old male roommate lying on the couch snuggling with a 50+ year old man.Quote:
Originally Posted by slim
I bet throwing up on them put a damper on their activities.
I was so hoping you were going to say, ''once when helping at a high school I walked out to the pool to give the swim coach a letter....' Mind you the story you told was pleasing in it's own way.Quote:
Originally Posted by KQ
I picked up on the free promotion for a free 8 week pass to Bally's. They have a pool there so I went to change and shower before. So i'm sitting there waiting for my shower to warm up.... Fuckers cold so I went to try another one
OWWWWW
A 50 year old dude steps out stark naked with his little weiner going is your shower cold ??
Yeah [advert eyes advert eyes]
Quickly go to another section of the showers and snort gasoline to burn the memory out of my brain.
I haven't been back yet.
Hey, here's an opportunity to pass on one (or two) of my great naked locker room experiences. I saw Jerry Stiller in the buff. That's right, George's dad. Heard the voice from over the lockers, and had to check it out. Looked like a garden knome with a bad rug looking back at me with that " what the hell are you looking at?" thing he does so well. Wanted to shake his hand, but, no, that wasn't happening.
Also saw Al Roker nude when he was really fat. Not pretty.
threads like this make all the time wasted worth while.