Last year several of us went up to Sault Ste. Marie (Canada side) for New Year's for some skiing/drinking. None of us were 21 at the time, so we had to jump the border to Canada to hit up the bars and strip clubs. A friend of mine ended up on stage waiting for the dancer to pick up the folded bill. He has a bit of a gut, and she thought it would be entertaining to pull up his shirt and slap it around a bit. He left the place with claw marks across his stomach, which looked like an infected cat scratch by morning. And worse yet, he ended up with pink eye. He claims it came from her nipple, but I'm not sure that's possible.
