How do I pick up chicks on the hill? (possibly paging yogachick)

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Originally Posted by Sphinx

Just make absolutely sure that she learns that you post here.

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ROTFLMO

8910

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Originally Posted by flykdog

No way. She's forbidden now. There are rules dude.

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And everyone knows what happend when you fuck Marsellus Wallace in the ass. Rules are rules. :biggrin:

A wise man once said

"When it comes to steppin up and doing it, all it takes is sacking up, and you can do it, too. All you have to do is TRY, you fuckin pussy!!!""

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Originally Posted by Lone Star

A wise man once said

"When it comes to steppin up and doing it, all it takes is sacking up, and you can do it, too. All you have to do is TRY, you fuckin pussy!!!""

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That wise man came very close to landing on BobMc and I a few weeks ago. It was awesome. :biggrin:

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Originally Posted by Castro's

That wise man came very close to landing on BobMc and I a few weeks ago. It was awesome. :biggrin:

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Pictures???

Alright story update, my buddy is now breaking the date with the chick (pickier then me really) and using me as an excuse, wich is cool unless I somehow end up taking this chick to her jounior prom wich would blow cause I'd have less lift ticket cash :mad: because between girls and skiing I definately choose skiing (why do you think I'm still single? :P )

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Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey

Pictures???

Alright story update, my buddy is now breaking the date with the chick (pickier then me really) and using me as an excuse, wich is cool unless I somehow end up taking this chick to her jounior prom wich would blow cause I'd have less lift ticket cash :mad: because between girls and skiing I definately choose skiing (why do you think I'm still single? :P )

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Sounds like she means alot to you.

Go get a Hustler and a tube sock. Save her the trouble.

Ugh. Now I'm sorry I even offered any advice, lame as it was.

akpm, you don't know what the hell you want, do you? :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by AcidHeadLeeRoy

Sounds like she means alot to you.

Go get a Hustler and a tube sock. Save her the trouble.

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Well I've talked to her for 5 minutes

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Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey

Well I've talked to her for 5 minutes

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To her?

At her?

or maybe try -

"with her"

Remember - the only thing dumber than a teenage girl is a teenage boy.

well the good news is she found me today at a ski race, the other good news is we're gonna go skiing sometime soon, and the bad news is my friend hasn't had the balls to dump her yet but claims his intentions alot

that's so sad! the poor girl is getting dumped? awwww, but here's the thing, you'll be the rebound guy, and no one wants to be the rebound guy.

I ski on my own a lot at whistler on days when all my buddies have to work, and it's super cute when shredder skier guys look at my skis or see me skiing then mini stalk me in order to get on the lift and make friends. i.e. on new years day I made friends with some very nice guys who ski baker all the time, and now I have somewhere to stay when I head down that way!

In order to really impress her you need good skills.
"Chicks only want boyfriends who have good skills. You know like nunchuchs skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills."
So if you have a good skill, use it (but not too much, then she'll think your weird)

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Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey

l unless I somehow end up taking this chick to her jounior prom wich would blow cause I'd have less lift ticket cash :mad: because between girls and skiing I definately choose skiing (why do you think I'm still single? :P )

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You fucking idiot.

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Originally Posted by bigtrubs

that's so sad! the poor girl is getting dumped? awwww, but here's the thing, you'll be the rebound guy, and no one wants to be the rebound guy.

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I'd rather be the rebound guy then single, as I have been for 17 years

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Originally Posted by seldon

You fucking idiot.

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hey its not like I'll be getting married anytime soon

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Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey

hey its not like I'll be getting married anytime soon

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Look. It's one thing if all you're after is ass. Ass meaning something reasonably fine that will fuck or fool around with you. That's not worth spending money on, beyond maybe the cost of a beer. Spend it on skis, gear, whatever makes you happy. But don't come asking for advice if you'd rather spend money/time on shit than on being with someone you really care about. [/bitter rant]

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Originally Posted by seldon

Look. It's one thing if all you're after is ass. Ass meaning something reasonably fine that will fuck or fool around with you. That's not worth spending money on, beyond maybe the cost of a beer. Spend it on skis, gear, whatever makes you happy. But don't come asking for advice if you'd rather spend money/time on shit than on being with someone you really care about. [/bitter rant]

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I'm just saying I'm not sure if I care about her yet, I hardly know her, I just have 0 cash adn 0 in the banks, I'm broke as heck no need to rant dude

AkPm,If you had a big dick or lotsa drugs you would'nt worry about money!!! :cool:

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Originally Posted by Svengali

AkPm,If you had a big dick or lotsa drugs you would'nt worry about money!!! :cool:

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well I don't know how the former will get my lift tix, and I'm probably the only person on this board who doesn't drink smoke or anything

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Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey

well I don't know how the former will get my lift tix, and I'm probably the only person on this board who doesn't drink smoke or anything

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I'm straight edge! :fm:

"well I don't know how the former will get my lift tix, and I'm probably the only person on this board who doesn't drink smoke or anything"

If you were to possess the above mentioned attributes, you could get spancered by a couger! :FIREdevil

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Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey

well I don't know how the former will get my lift tix, and I'm probably the only person on this board who doesn't drink smoke or anything

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Ever consider statrting? It'll loosen you up. Just ask Samwich.

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Originally Posted by joshbu

Ever consider statrting? It'll loosen you up. Just ask Samwich.

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Yes, but there are several problems with a) not getting caught and b) not puking (seriosly I smelled some R&R once and just about puked)

and hows Samwich doing? Haven't heard from him in a while

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Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey

Yes, but there are several problems with a) not getting caught and b) not puking (seriosly I smelled some R&R once and just about puked)

and hows Samwich doing? Haven't heard from him in a while

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a) it's booze. the most you can get is an MIP. and most cops have too much real work to do to bust kids drinking. then again, you are in alaska. so the cops are prolly bored to shit.

b) try try again.

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Originally Posted by splat

Quit chasing chicks. You need to dive into some ugly old cougar to get your feet on the ground, boy. Once you've been fucked and know what it's like, your chances of not creaming your jeans trying to talk to some hottie will be a lot better. You need sex education from some older woman who needs a five to ten hour session. Then, you'll know what to do. And them old girls don't act like their shit's ice cream and there ain't enough spoons to go around, so even you can get laid.

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Splat you f*cker, I'm laughing so hard I'm crying,I can't type!