Pics of Jessica Simpson filming Dukes of Hazzard

I'm completely obsessed with all things Jessica Simpson. She's like a trainwreck - I just can't seem to look the other way. *confession* We even watched Nick and Jessica's family Christmas. *confession* Although in the words of scoober, that show was like a nose job - you can hardly watch.

At any rate, she's skinny, has a nice rack, great hair and she always looks good. BITCH! :fuckyou:

Good news for the boys though ... apparently she and Nick are having marital problems because her psycho Dad intervenes in EVERYTHING she does. Not that I read People or anything ...

Okay, I'm shutting up.

GODDAMN YOU PEOPLE!

I really can't believe that there could possibly be a thread about the Dukes Of Hazzard That Sucks

But this one does. Get rid of the damn man-porn, you freaks.



With one exception. This picture:
http://hovisdirect.com/dukespage/Daisy_Duke_107.jpg

Did I ever mention the time I was at Kirkwood, and I shared the chair for a couple of rides with Bo Duke (Tom Wopat). He was wearing a one piece from Kmart & told me he was a country singer who alsso does some hollywood acting. Didn't even realize who it was until later.

Hey, he's just makin' his way the only way he knows how...

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Originally Posted by bad_roo

Hey, he's just makin' his way the only way he knows how...

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{Coffee splaters all over monitor} LOL :fmicon: :fmicon:

Thanks roo, now I have that song in my head.

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Originally Posted by bad_roo

Hey, he's just makin' his way the only way he knows how...

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And that's just a little bit more than the law will allow...

RIP Waylon Jennings

YEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hmm, Daisy Duke...
http://members.aol.com/_ht_a/yvonnes...s/daisyhay.jpg

or Princess Leia?
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.ya...isher/epvi.jpg

Tough call.

Sorry, I flashed back to age nine there for a minute.

Oh, Schmear. Daisy Duke by a friggin mile!

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.ya...isher/epvi.jpg

I did her.

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Originally Posted by The AD

Oh, Schmear. Daisy Duke by a friggin mile!

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Yeah, but... that metal bikini...

Too bad all the chicks in Hazard County don't walk around looking like this.

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Originally Posted by wookalar

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/4...108AcuWjhq2Ytb

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But if they did it might be a scary site.

Is it just me, or does she look like O.J. in this picture?:

http://members.aol.com/_ht_a/yvonnes...s/daisyhay.jpg

This thread is just begging for Jessica Simpson lingerie pics!


*crosses fingers*

[QUOTE=jayfrizzo]Um, the real Daisy Duke was fucking hot. Ashley simpson is meh in comparison.[QUOTE]

Word567890

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Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater

This thread is just begging for Jessica Simpson lingerie pics!

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How about Jessica from The Simpsons, instead? Bart's first crush.

http://cabanedebart.free.fr/grabpics...er/jessica.gif

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Originally Posted by H-man

Thanks roo, now I have that song in my head.

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speaking of that song... i've seen Kid Rock do an awesome southern-rock/acoustical version of it on TV, but haven't been able to find it anywhere - or i should say, too lazy to find it online. go forth & download, minions, it's worth it. then share.

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Originally Posted by irul&ublo

http://www.socalnsp.org/images/david_hasselhoff.jpg


Hasselhoff is Stacey!

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Was he impaled on a ski fence?

That's his dew rag.

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Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater

This thread is just begging for Jessica Simpson lingerie pics!

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Will these do? A scary faced Jessica with a little nip-slip and one that take a little imagination.

ill see your nip-slip, and raise you one peeker...
http://outdoorwood.com/pics/js.jpg

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Originally Posted by StormRider

Will these do? A scary faced Jessica with a little nip-slip and one that take a little imagination.

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http://tetongravity.com/forums/attac...achmentid=3263

that pic was taken at sullivans in baton rouge. i had a few friends ou there that night.

Damn, Jessica looks one hell of a lot like one of my cousins. She got the (only) looks in the family, but missed out on the brains.

No, I won't introduce any of you to her (its for your own good, trust me).

Damn Skier666, that first photo of Hasselhof confirms what I already suspected.

Hasselhof is a puppy fucker.