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Definitely gonna be another year of perfecting "The Cadaver". Although i can certainly take credit for its introduction to skiing, i am not prepared to rest on my laurels. I will be taking it to different parts of the mountain, the b/c and with any luck i will sack up and throw "The Cadaver" off a 15+ footer.
You sir are RAD!Quote:
Originally Posted by lph
As for myself I would like to say a switch 5 but I'm a huge pussy, so a switch 3. Along the way of course I will be perfecting the ever elusive perfect "kush it"
But the difference is I will still have my skii's on. This will make sitting down and walking a pain in the ass, but after many hours of drinking it will help with my balance. "Ohhhh yeah, you know you want to pet my Mamba's baby."Quote:
Originally Posted by crashnburn'd
I just got a mental picture the scene in dumb and dumber with lloyd walking into the lodge in the spandex fullsuit with his skis on, knocking everything over. just imagine what havoc would be wreaked if you had, say, a pair of 220s and were tossed in a bar. it's a gimmick that just might work with the ladies...Quote:
Originally Posted by PaSucks
Switch take offs...mostly 180's I guess, but you never know...anything little jibberish stuff will go...small rails and boxes even?
Since my back isn't like is used to be, and I will have limited access to real mountains and/or snow...I'll try to take the most out of the situation and go all techy - but keep it relatively small...unless miracles happen and my neck/back won't get all achy after few (bigger) jumps.
That and introduce my daughter to the joys of snow!(she's 6 months now...next winter then it's time for some little skis!!!:D )
Taking big mountain to the park. Still haven't skied a pipe on belay yet.
Now that's the progression i want to see out there !Quote:
Originally Posted by Telepath
"we are looking at an area where you can't ski and where no one has ever looked before because it ends in a massive park !" -shane mc conkey yearbook 05
I am going to link three consecutive turns on a black diamond run at Killington. Then I am going to jump off the roof of my garage into a pile of snow. Only this time, I'm not going to land on my head.
Spancership is in my future too, I tell ya...
Sprite
I'm gonna railslide the glove holder shelf above the urinals at Targhee.
I'm going to eat a big red candle, then kill a guy with a trident.
Schweet. Be sure to take pictures & share, wouldja?Quote:
Originally Posted by Alex P. Keaton
I'm gonna try for a really screamin' semen! Bigger the daffy, the easier the wounded cross over to daf to flat to couch to pain killa to comma to smile.
It's all or nothing man
How do you kill someone with sugar-free gum?Quote:
Originally Posted by Alex P. Keaton
Saccharin, slowly but surely.Quote:
Originally Posted by iceman
FuC that was my ideaQuote:
Originally Posted by MT
I'll be spending all winter working on my mad-stylee signature trick:
The Switch Zero Spin
DANG! Now that could be interesting big mountin to the park. Coolio man. :biggrin:Quote:
Originally Posted by Telepath
switch take offs are tuff too. i still havent perfected the skill to finest quality. really gotta relyo on your landdings to come thru. if not it hurts bad.
the rest of you clowns make me laugh. gotta hand it to ya. but for real, what are you guys working on to bring out this year?
I've been hoping to pull a Bush Twin Butt Smack. :fm: Wish me luck.
I'm working on perfecting my back-seat driver steeze. I already have the roll down the windows air perfected, but my backseat bumps just isn't up to par. After I nail that down, it's onward to the reverse crotch grab.
D spin 9 crotch-grab screamin' semen.......then I'll wake up. :cool:
My goals for this year will be to continue to demonstrate why each and every telemarker should be wearing a full faced helmet regardless of radness. I will also continue to demonstrate that gravity is not just a good idea, it's the law.
And my progression towards a DFL in a freeskiing competition will reach it's conclusion.
For those of you who know Whistler, coaches corner... switch! Ahhhh... pro-gre-sion...
I also wanna teach the seven year old kids, who I'll be teaching all... year... long... to drop some cliffs, or at least not cry when they get pushed off.
Seriously.
Oh.. and I wanna stick a 360.
stale-tuna-sandwich-in-yo-momma's-underwear-drawer-to-captain-fluffy-to-pork-willy-fakie
werd.
My pick for spelling error of the year.Quote:
Originally Posted by PaSucks
Now for a legitimate question: what the hell does "corked" mean? You know, like when someone says a "corked 720."
I will be perfecting the "donkey punch" which is basically a spread eagle into a front flip into a cossack, with a crotch grab at landing.