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The bus is making the rounds picking up recruits
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I wish those Pagan dudes would start their own thread.Quote:
Originally posted by DaveTV
Yeah, well I've already got a cult following goin on..
UL-LR! UL-LR! UL-LR! UL-LR! UL-LR! UL-LR! UL-LR! UL-LR!
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So, no interest in Martyrdom, Dave? I could get you a deal on the price and a guaranteed fastrack towards sainthood.
Think about it.
my sackcloth is made out of gore-tex.
Has anyone else ever noticed that Pagan's pictures
are way too big?
What's up with that?
I think they're scared of our cool new god guy
and they're overcompensating.
Iceman, you are like Mohammad, kill off your rivals? Well I've got a double-bladed axe that says: I-DON'T-THINK-SO...
Bishop Benny sez: SIZE MATTERS. [thunder, lightning]
Can I have the money our religion brings in?
Well, cool, but that's not exactly a prophesy, my man.Quote:
Originally posted by Mustonen
my sackcloth is made out of gore-tex.
I was thinking of something more on the lines of:
"And when the horse-faced moron becomes ruler of the beknighted, the true believers will arise
and preach the true gospel to those who slept"
Ya know, something catchy.
Yeah, some of it, sure. It's like a pyramid thing, BISHOP Rutecki.Quote:
Originally posted by Dexter Rutecki
Can I have the money our religion brings in?
dude, i'm workin on it.
you think prophecying is easy?! you can't force this stuff. even the greatest prophets had to recluse themselves to the wilderness for long periods of time to come up with anything truly crazy enough to catch.
i'll be in the mountains. be back in forty days or so, give or take.
Yes,but does YOUR religion allow Rape&Pillage?
TAKE THE TEST
jeez, just go take some acid and say you dug up some golden tablets in your back yard. C'mon, hurry up, the world is going to shit. And I need some tax shelters for next year.Quote:
Originally posted by Mustonen
dude, i'm workin on it.
you think prophecying is easy?! you can't force this stuff. even the greatest prophets had to recluse themselves to the wilderness for long periods of time to come up with anything truly crazy enough to catch.
i'll be in the mountains. be back in forty days or so, give or take.
I'LL BE IN THE MOUNTAINS, OK?!?!
DON'T FUCK WITH THE PROPHET OF PWDY (oft confused as YHWH).
apparently he's gonna reincarnate himself as a carny. he'll be raised by ricki lake in a health club. yellow paper makes great breastfeeding.
not sure about that last part.
leave me alone now, he's gonna teach me how to call down snow from the heavens.
Aight, soundin' kinda crazy there, Mustonen, that's what we need.
I think I'm gonna call myself "The Seer", I see all and I know all. I can answer any question, with my Magic 8-ball.
Whoa, that's a poem, I'm good.
Anybody else? We have a few Bishop slots still open, and we're always looking for Martyrs.
Ice, there's only one way to properly kick off a religion, dude.
Ya gotta have a miracle.
Think about it, some dwarf in Uraguay blows smoke from a crack pipe into the air, a vision is seen, 93,000 Pilgrims march across two continents to try to recreate this miracle, but it happened in a cardboard box, so they build a stadium, then they all go home, so the stadium becomes an amusement park with condos. Worked for Jim and Tammy Faye Baker. Of course the real miracle there is that she found a sucker to do time for her, considering he was the more likely one to get prison-raped.
Maybe Splat should be the prophet, I dunno.
Bu a miracle...damn good idea.
I think we need to combine the miracle with The Prophet Mustonen's idea about a bible, etc.
...the miracle reveals the bible...
I NEED A MIRACLE!!!
What's so cool about this post is that I can just hear my boy Splat saying it. Rock on, Bishop Splat!!Quote:
Originally posted by splat
Ice, there's only one way to properly kick off a religion, dude.
Ya gotta have a miracle.
Think about it, some dwarf in Uraguay blows smoke from a crack pipe into the air, a vision is seen, 93,000 Pilgrims march across two continents to try to recreate this miracle, but it happened in a cardboard box, so they build a stadium, then they all go home, so the stadium becomes an amusement park with condos. Worked for Jim and Tammy Faye Baker. Of course the real miracle there is that she found a sucker to do time for her, considering he was the more likely one to get prison-raped.
(I think we still need a couple more Bishops, if anyone's interested)
why can't we just both be prophets?
what's a religion w/o two contradictory prophets?
PWDY says hi, by the way.
i'm never gonna get this snow called down if somebody doesn't give me some beautiful young virgins to sacrifice. the incantation calls for 3, but better get me 4 or 5 to be safe. i'll find something to do w/ the extras, i'm sure.
No, two prophets is good. But you need to mainly agree, while being slightly contradictory and mysterious when it comes to deatials - THIS PART IS CRUCIAL!!!
I have every confidence that you're up to the task, Prophet Mustonen, keep up the good work and the big god guy will surely bless you.
I want to be Omnipotent!
I'll settle for a bishop position. Quick question, will there be drug tests for offered positions?
Can I be the first to suggest we have altarGIRLS? (Ice, start the hunt for altarGIRLS first, forget the bishops.)
I received an epiphany tonight while trick and treating. And no, it wasn't the candy, by god. It was the SNOW!
I trudged around with the kids ensuring they said the requisite "thank you" after every hand out. All the while it was puking, the snow piling up in the yards as my children bounded through it. It snowed at least two inches while we traversed the neighborhoods. The snow piled up quicker than the candy.
Snow is better than candy.
BobMc
May today there be peace within. May you trust your highest
power that you are exactly where you are meant to be.... May you not forget the infinite possibilities that are born of faith. May you use those gifts that you have received, and pass on the love that has been given to you....
What a nice post, Bishop Bob!
The requisite thank you's - I was doing the same thing earlier tonight. No snow here, though.
No need to fret about the Altergirls, they will flock to us as bees to honey as we acquire fame and fortune through our devotion to the only big god guy who isn't mentally ill.
Our big god guy is better than their big god guy. And smarter.
I was just giving it a whirl, Ice. Poached that from Mother Teresa.
Is my tie crooked? I'll need some Pam for my hair.
No, it's good, you posted while I was posting. Keep it up, SplaTheresa.
Bed for ice.
later.
Thats because I love URRLQuote:
You are 82% Viking!
The viking blood is strong within you. You will raid and burn villages and return with many slaves. We would suggest investing in a chainmail vest as you will be in the first ranks in many raids. Feel free to drink, wench and enjoy yourself!
You are also 25% likely to be a berserker. We suggest you pursue this career choice if you like the smell stinky bear hide, enjoy chomping on poisonous muchrooms and have a good life insurance policy.