"extremely knowledgable phone (or online chat) staff, without the I'm-rad-and-you're-not 'tude that is so easy for shop monkeys everywhere to pick up."
What?? Don't you know that's how i sell so much stuff here at said job!
Come on now...
No, but really, this is all great stuff to know, we need these ideas here to make this an even better place!
Keep 'em coming.