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In America, how quickly love turns to violence. Or is it food that turns to violence. I'm not sure, but Fox will build another series around it praying (sic) upon our nations thirst for morbid fascination.
Jeez, if they can make cooking shows into sporting events a la Iron Chef, can't we do tha same with real news?
Good thing you didn't eat Subway because you may have ended up smelling like Subway shit like my boss and I.Quote:
Originally Posted by Beaver
iceman, when Along Came Polly came out my boss admitted to sharting himself at a Perkins. He made the mistake of telling me this so its only natural to ask him if he shit himself when something smells like shit. :D
I wonder if Kremmling ever found a doctor?
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Originally Posted by road trip
Me too
I just got back from a local hockey arena to inquire about season tickets for the motor city mechanics. They want $850 :eek: for one ticket at center ice.
and the one luxury box is $1000 a game. A FUCKING GAME. I mean christ. SHIT. DAMN. This is minor league hockey. Granted they skate their asses off and fight like crazy but...........FUCK
I'm gonna have to start playing just to feel like I'm watching hockey.
but then I won't be drunk and watching hockey.....I'll be sweating and tired and wishing I was in bed.....
This double eged sword has a broad and mighty swing
The MIT Dome has turned into a giant Red Sox baseball:
http://alum.mit.edu/images/red-sox-hack.jpg
A fully cooked McDonalds burger is this thick and this wide:
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It is. I held it up to the screen to verify it.
Not so much burger, is it?
One another shitty note, a few of you may remember that I mixed up the "apple pie" concoction a couple weeks ago using apple cider, cinnamon sticks, and Everclear. I still had some left so last night at poker night I decided to consume the majority of what was left. BAD IDEA! I didnt' get overly drunk, but right before the Subway ordeal I began getting the shits. Having the shits at work has its pros and cons. Typically, I'd rather be at home when I get the shits, but when at work, one must make the most of the situation. The biggest con about getting the shits at work is that the TP is horrible. However, having the shits at work has its benefits. I've basically spent my entire afternoon either on the pot meaning I've been getting paid to shit all afternoon. Getting paid to shit would not happen if I were at home, but at least I'd have Charmin.
I like snowbird as a resort, but the company SUCKS!!!
Yeah, um, my foot is numb and tingly. I was blown off by another guy. This is becoming a not so fun routine.
i tip my cap to you, a true man of science willing to go the extra mile.Quote:
Originally Posted by EPSkis
start your mom jokes now:
Your mom was so desperate she looked in the "hook up" forum of the TGR board for dates.
Your mom is so short you can see her feet in her drivers liscense.
Your Mom's so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
more slack.
Wow. Can a bacon-bump be next?
Keep your kinky bacon fetish to yourself.Quote:
Originally Posted by Schmear