Can Z-Bo Date My Little Sis???

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10-12-2004, 12:55 AM
PeachesN'Cream

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Originally Posted by BakerBoy

Watch "When Keepin' It Real Goes Wrong", for reals.

thanks for the suggestion BB, you were right. i just watched WKIRGW and i was way out of line. what i should have said was...

[english scholar voice] that line has been used a few too many times. i think that it is time for something new. a simple joke perhaps? for example, what is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull? why the answer is elementary. a pitbull doesn't wear lipstick. [/english scholar voice]

hehe
10-12-2004, 01:06 AM
The Jackamo

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z-bo needs a blowjob - 42

z-bo can go to hell, I need a blowjob.

speaking of which, i am now accepting applications for a new "stain-maker" for my bed. females need only apply....
10-12-2004, 01:25 AM
BakerBoy

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Originally Posted by BC-FLOW

thanks for the suggestion BB, you were right. i just watched WKIRGW and i was way out of line. what i should have said was...

[english scholar voice] that line has been used a few too many times. i think that it is time for something new. a simple joke perhaps? for example, what is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull? why the answer is elementary. a pitbull doesn't wear lipstick. [/english scholar voice]

hehe

Your jokes do not amuse me. http://www.jokecenter.com/jokes/Lawyer/5828.htm was the first page on google, and it also contained your joke. What do the five fingers say to the face? SLAAAAAAAAAAP!
10-12-2004, 07:03 AM
verbier61

Z-bo, today I'll pick your 25,000. Fedro already got a 50,000 for you
10-12-2004, 08:47 AM
girlski0912

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Originally Posted by BakerBoy

Young girls love bad boys... until girlski cooperates, z-dash and myself have decided we must commence Operation GrandmaJailer which involves getting girlskis sister into enough trouble where she gets arrested and must go before a judge while her older sister is working. Girlski is SURE to let her sister date Z-BO after that! cue A-Team music...

There IS an easy way out of this, of course....

O.k. so lets say, for the sake of argument, I introduce Z-Bo to my little sister. The first obstacle is that she lives in Utah, so we first need to coordinate her visiting Seattle and because she was just up here last month and is now back in school, I don't see that happening for awhile. So let's say that my little sister were to come to Seattle and I were to introduce them, my greatest fear is that she will play Z-Bo like she played the last dude I introduced to her, she will return home to Utah and live life happily. I, on the other hand, will have to live with Z-Bo's whining and pissing and moaning that my little sister played him like a deck of cards. And it will happen!
On the other hand...things could go perfectly, they fall in love, Z-Bo moves to Park Shitty to live with her and they get married. I am now the one held responsible for the newest addition to my extended family and this is something that the other members of my family will never let me live down...sort of like BakerBoy and the ONE thing that he has to hold over my head and NEVER lets me forget.
10-12-2004, 09:00 AM
optics

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Originally Posted by girlski0912

So let's say that my little sister were to come to Seattle and I were to introduce them, my greatest fear is that she will play Z-Bo like she played the last dude I introduced to her, she will return home to Utah and live life happily. I, on the other hand, will have to live with Z-Bo's whining and pissing and moaning that my little sister played him like a deck of cards. And it will happen!
On the other hand...things could go perfectly, they fall in love, Z-Bo moves to Park Shitty to live with her and they get married.

My money's on C: none of the above.
10-12-2004, 11:20 PM
Zeedashbo

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Originally Posted by girlski0912

So let's say that my little sister were to come to Seattle and I were to introduce them, my greatest fear is that she will play Z-Bo like she played the last dude I introduced to her, she will return home to Utah and live life happily.

can you say 'perfect relationship'???
10-12-2004, 11:22 PM
Zeedashbo

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Originally Posted by girlski0912

On the other hand...things could go perfectly, they fall in love, Z-Bo moves to Park Shitty to live with her and they get married.

whoa there buckshot!!! i'm zeedashbo, who said anything about getting married. i just want to get played by your sister.
10-13-2004, 01:21 AM
HotRutteredBum

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Originally Posted by Zeedashbo

whoa there buckshot!!! i'm zeedashbo, who said anything about getting married. i just want to get played by your sister.

At least ya call how ya see it.... :rolleyes:
10-13-2004, 01:51 AM
Arty50

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Originally Posted by girlski0912

...sort of like BakerBoy and the ONE thing that he has to hold over my head and NEVER lets me forget.

Do tell! :D
10-13-2004, 04:10 PM
BakerBoy

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Originally Posted by Arty50

Do tell! :D

What, the grandma jailer joke? Seriously, it's obviously no longer funny...
10-13-2004, 04:20 PM
girlski0912

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Originally Posted by BakerBoy

What, the grandma jailer joke? Seriously, it's obviously no longer funny...

Yeah...grandmas in jail are SOOOOO played...as are the Z-Bo and my sis jokes...however, all rips on BB's sexuality will NEVER get old!!!!!!!!!!!!
10-13-2004, 04:45 PM
BakerBoy

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Originally Posted by girlski0912

Yeah...grandmas in jail are SOOOOO played...as are the Z-Bo and my sis jokes...however, all rips on BB's sexuality will NEVER get old!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, I think you've brought up the grandma the last couple times. Just remember next time you start harassing me about unicorns and rainbows that I will start harassing you about grandmas and your sister.
10-13-2004, 04:45 PM
Viva

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Originally Posted by The Jackamo

i am now accepting applications for a new "stain-maker" for my bed. females need only apply....

But you seem like such a Doityourself kinda guy.
10-13-2004, 08:40 PM
girlski0912

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Originally Posted by BakerBoy

Hey, I think you've brought up the grandma the last couple times. Just remember next time you start harassing me about unicorns and rainbows that I will start harassing you about grandmas and your sister.

Deal...what about all the other dirt I have on you???? :D
10-13-2004, 09:37 PM
splat

Don't cockblock the Z. He's a worthy madman for your sis. No matter what you think. She knows how to post bail and all, right?
10-13-2004, 09:53 PM
Zeedashbo

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Originally Posted by splat

Don't cockblock the Z. He's a worthy madman for your sis. No matter what you think. She knows how to post bail and all, right?

couldn't have been said better.

and i really hope girlski doesn't have the dirt on mine and bakerboy's night out.
10-13-2004, 09:59 PM
Kellie

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Originally Posted by Zeedashbo

couldn't have been said better.

and i really hope girlski doesn't have the dirt on mine and bakerboy's night out.

and the rest of us sincerely hope that she does . . . and that she makes it public!
10-13-2004, 10:04 PM
Zeedashbo

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Originally Posted by Kellie

and the rest of us sincerely hope that she does . . . and that she makes it public!

a little excited aren't we???
10-14-2004, 08:48 AM
verbier61

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Originally Posted by Zeedashbo

a little excited aren't we???

Z, PM sent on monte rosa topo
ciao
10-14-2004, 10:00 AM
girlski0912

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Originally Posted by Kellie

and the rest of us sincerely hope that she does . . . and that she makes it public!

Hmm...what is it that I know...god, stupid short term memory! Wait, what were we talking about???
10-14-2004, 01:48 PM
midget

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Originally Posted by girlski0912

Hmm...what is it that I know...god, stupid short term memory! Wait, what were we talking about???

Come on GS, we need some damn entertainment!
10-14-2004, 02:35 PM
BakerBoy

You know how WE do!

http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic28245.jpg
10-14-2004, 04:18 PM
girlski0912

Smoke too much pot...just can't remember. Or can I???? :p
10-14-2004, 08:20 PM
splat

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Originally Posted by BakerBoy

You know how WE do!

http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic28245.jpg

Is that you, BB?

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