My GOD!, that was funny......
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My GOD!, that was funny......
Oh man, Nice work Tong, you showed those bastards.
funny as hell write up as usual.
As I read this to Mr Nohills, he commented:Quote:
Originally Posted by tonghands
1) Snorting crushed up Altoids=sanding the cedar lining of a cigar tube and smoking it.
2) At least his breath was minty fresh
3) This sounds like a Hunter Thompson novel.
holy shit dude, funny as hell!
best laugh in a while.
are you on the all-pro pow. sniffing team?
10 altoids = lots of powder :D
HA!Quote:
Originally Posted by basom
seriously though, good TR. your work situation is fucked though. I loved the part about forgetting you cut up 2 lines. that's fuckin harsh dude.
sassy indeed.
note to self:
Do not stand behind tonghands if he looks like he might sneeze.
note to tonghands:
Wow! If you're that easy, you'll be a real hit at the Summit.
:D Gonna laugh till tomorrow!
How did I miss this one the first time round?
my nose started running reading that shit...hysterical
My thoughts as well. I had sort of prided myself in having read the whole tonghands library.Quote:
Originally Posted by bad_roo
Somehow I missed it too. Nice find Roo - although I do wonder what you were searching or when you found this. Since Tonghands seems to have gone out of the TR business (and since he's the best here at it), this was a very welcome diversion.Quote:
Originally Posted by bad_roo
Tonghands you rock sir.
edit: I am wrong, he hasn't gone out of the TR biz, there's a new one today and I am stoked.
Yeah, I missed this one too, damn good read, though. Now, if only the pantsuit had offered Mr. tong some Altoids.
Reminds me of bromo, circa 1976. Being kicked in the face by the cosmic horse, nose shrieking fading away, but knowing that far out there somewhere it's in pain.
O to recount the stoopid things done. Bad dates. Baritone women.
madness.
Damn thats a great TR.
Been a few years since I first read it and I'm still cracking up reading it again.
Two drops indeed.
i wish any of the current top posters (per day, the last year) could come up with something so eloquent and fine.
this made me sad: it'll never be that good.
Tonghands tonghands
Wherefore art thou?
Did you marry the pantsuit lady and get crushed by children and responsiblity?