I'm liking SC NineBillion more all the time.
Is that a symptom of my disease?
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I'm liking SC NineBillion more all the time.
Is that a symptom of my disease?
Good god, NO!!! Being as you are one of the few people I know that drink as much as I, I've been watching you as a test case for my own health.Quote:
Originally posted by iceman
Maybe we'll start with a little less drinkin' and see what happens.
BobMc
Somehow wives/girlfreinds always want the best for you. And most of the time their right.
I would head that advice.
No, no, an angel, I swear.Quote:
Originally posted by BobMc
Although, I could be wrong. Who knows, maybe you're an ass to live with?
Kinda.I mean mostly. Sorta.
Maybe a bit moody now and then.
Seein' as how I actually eat food sometimes, I thought the experiment was the other way around.Quote:
Originally posted by BobMc
Good god, NO!!! Being as you are one of the few people I know that drink as much as I, I've been watching you as a test case for my own health.
BobMc
The colon sucks ass.Quote:
Originally posted by iceman
At least you didn't go for the colon. I hate that.
I've been convinced by Mrs. Frozen to start taking vitamins. I find I can get my entire daily requirements in a single pill. Well, that and 12 beers and a couple packs of smokes.Quote:
Originally posted by iceman
Seein' as how I actually eat food sometimes, I thought the experiment was the other way around.
BobMc
Still I'd rather be a full-on colon than a semi colon, c'mon quit waffling.Quote:
Originally posted by Schmear
The colon sucks ass.
And then what's for lunch?Quote:
Originally posted by BobMc
I've been convinced by Mrs. Frozen to start taking vitamins. I find I can get my entire daily requirements in a single pill. Well, that and 12 beers and a couple packs of smokes.
BobMc
I've always preferred the sarcastic guy who is sometimes funny to the new age guy who might not be funny at all.Quote:
Originally posted by iceman
...as a hungover pissed off sarcastic guy who can often barely move but who is sometimes funny
- or-
as a medicated new age guy who sleeps well and doesn't deliberately antagonize people and who might not be funny at all.
I'm gettin' some pressure here, so input would be welcome.
Boiled down, the question is this: What is worth what?
It's in my ping-pong nature.
I thought you were having a period, full stop. No?
Now really...there's more to it.
Do you want to continue to be witty? Or do you __think__ you should drink less? Or do you want to be a zombie specimen?
There's more than two choices. Verily a panoply of variegated virtual vectored vermiculations, not merely some binary hoo haw.
And remember, there's 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don't.
dingdingding...I think.Quote:
Originally posted by Buster Highmen
There's more than two choices. Verily a panoply of variegated virtual vectored vermiculations, not merely some binary hoo haw.
(I'm not sure what "vermiculations" means, but I agree with what I perceive to be the sentiment expressed above, with the caveat that if "vermiculations" is a type of pasta, I disagree).
Cello jello is not so mellow, Joe.
So Armchair, does your avatar signify the theme of your restaurant? I just had to ask!
Binary hoo haw? Ha ha ha.
I think in this sort of situation,you have to ask the opinion of a professional .
We asked Stanley J. Krammerhead,Dr. of Applied Narcology at the Hite Insitute,his opinion.
He said ,"Well you know man,Like Iceman's just this dude!
But he didn't know either.
On a less glib note,stick to the natural hallucinogens.
Can I get an Amen Brothers!
I said,Can I get an AMEN!!!!!
Thumbs up to meds:)
Somatimes I kipe some of Mrs Chairs various meds and check out for half a day. If she doesn't take them she will want to stove in the head of about one in four citizens.
I usually want to stove in the heads of about one in ten. After the pills, it's more like one in twenny:)
You should think about taking them if you want to stove in the heads of more than about one in eight or nine.
On a serious note, Call me on Sat on my cell.
fiddler: I wish, Man it would be a lot cooler if I cooked in a G-string (not that I don't;))
Don't do it man. The things they are trying to remove are not things you want removed. Now, if you were manically depressed and pondering longitudinal wrist slicing I'd be in favor of meds.Quote:
Originally posted by iceman
Alcohol, dope, cigarettes, rock and roll, skiing fast, driving fast, whatever else I come across, etc.
-vs.-
Some kinda shit that's supposed to calm me down and make me act right. The exact agent is unspecified, as of yet, by the doc. But whatever it is, I apparently will end up a model citizen. WooHOO.
"You are number seven."
I've always been a self-medicating type of guy.
Quote:
Originally posted by iceman
And then what's for lunch?
If you pay close attention it appears to be 12 beers.
Be careful of "The Shit", it may not really be the shit.Quote:
Originally posted by iceman
Some kinda shit that's supposed to calm me down and make me act right. The exact agent is unspecified, as of yet, by the doc. But whatever it is, I apparently will end up a model citizen. WooHOO.
"You are number seven."
I've always been a self-medicating type of guy.
Some shit can do good shit, some shit can cause some bad shit to happen. I'm not talking bad shit like make you pee your bed and laugh...more like make you pee the bed and not remember...and not remember like a self induced Cuervo coma pee your bed and sleep in your own vomit not remember. I don't remember where I was headed with this?:confused:
Birth is an exclamation point.
Death is a question mark.
The prose in between, well, only a few people are usually gonna read that shit anyway, so do what ya want.
I'm a hyphen.
No, no, Odin's a hyphen, or at least he used to be before this thread.
I am what Odin used to be.
I'm not proud of that.
What? you're funny?:rolleyes: ...........;)Quote:
Originally posted by iceman
...as a hungover pissed off sarcastic guy who can often barely move but who is sometimes funny
As for the hangover - RU 21 will solve all your problems. It will change your life. It's turned me into a functioning alcoholic....which is nice.