as long as everyone knows i get dibs at the summit...http://tetongravity.com/ubb/icons/icon12.gif
where to i send my donation?
as long as everyone knows i get dibs at the summit...http://tetongravity.com/ubb/icons/icon12.gif
where to i send my donation?
Dexter, this thread is worthless w/out pics!
:D
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Sperm bank!Quote:
Originally posted by basom
as long as everyone knows i get dibs at the summit...http://tetongravity.com/ubb/icons/icon12.gif
where to i send my donation?
It's not often you hear a maggotette utter these words. ;)Quote:
Originally posted by snowsprite
Dexter, this thread is worthless w/out pics!
:D
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Dex, PM me with your addy and I'll chip in some dough for this thing. It's a great idea. One stipulation: The Chicken Suit must make it out to the Utah Mini for some of the apres parties, hell, I might even volunteer to wear the thing.
Edit: I think some PowderMaggot stickers should be stuck on the sign, that way it'll be easier to pick ou the Maggot in disguise.:D
Make the sandwich board with dry erase boards. That way you can change the message whenever you want (5-0). Also, you should be skateboarding the whole time.
"I had better things to do in the 60s than fight in Vietnam" - D. Cheney
Seems that this one is pretty direct and to the point.
This is a very BAD idea. Trust me, lie down until the urge to chain yourself to the WH goes away. Those guys DO NOT fuck around - if they get pissed enough they'll rip your hand through the cuffs to get you outta there. Just walk around Lafayette Square with your sign & suit. People will see, pictures will be taken, and no one will get hurt - especially "The Suit." ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Droopy
I live 30 min from DC how long before i get the S.S. on my ass if i chain myself to the Whitehouse fence with a chicken suit and a sign that says "AWOL Goerge"
I give it 2 min. but it might take a little while to get the chains off, just long enough to have the local media snap some shots of the chicken man.
Several years ago a black dude in a ninja outfit jumped the fence and started going Jet Li on the uniformed SS guys (read: not the true badasses) who came to get him. He was good - but after the 2nd person got beat up the dudes with the really big guns showed up. They told him to lie down on the ground and put his hands behind his back- yadayada - he refused...
And they shot his ass. DEAD.
We got the whole thing on tape, which they then contacted every news outlet that was there that day and informed them that should this "altercation" make air they would lose their credentials, and no one wants to be locked out of the WH. After negotiations everyone agreed that the actual shooting would be edited out. No news was suppressed, since we could talk about what happened... we just couldn't show it.
The rule of thumb of the WH Press Corps regarding the SS is:
Do it their way... or do it their way pissed off. Your choice.
DISCLAIMER: The USSS is by far the best law enforcement agency I've ever had to work with. They're fair, listen to suggestions, are able to change procedures on the fly as the situation warrants, and are the nicest, most polite and helpful "cops" you'll ever encounter. Really.
Almost as hilarious as an election between a cracker who can't speak english and a fackin' moron who has more money than brains. The hillarity is lost on me.Quote:
Originally posted by The AD
I do think a giant chicken following Bush around is hilarious, though!
Pretty cool to see that what's good for the goose isn't necessarily good for the gander around here. :rolleyes:
Hey, look at it this way - in 4 years, you'll be able to wear a Zell Miller suit to the DNC.
:D
edit: "No pair has been more wrong, more loudly, more often than the two Senators from Massachusetts, Ted Kennedy and John Kerry."
Classic.
If you buy a chicken suit and follow Kerry around the country wearing it, I'll laugh at that too. I consider myself non-partisan when it comes to people wearing chicken costumes.Quote:
Originally posted by 1080Rider
Almost as hilarious as an election between a cracker who can't speak english and a fackin' moron who has more money than brains. The hillarity is lost on me.
Pretty cool to see that what's good for the goose isn't necessarily good for the gander around here. :rolleyes:
So, it turns you on?Quote:
Originally posted by The AD
I consider myself non-partisan when it comes to people wearing chicken costumes.
I don't know about that...but that San Diego Chicken sure is sexy.:pQuote:
Originally posted by Viva
So, it turns you on?
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergall...2/Dscf0590.jpgQuote:
Originally posted by snowsprite
Dexter, this thread is worthless w/out pics!
:D
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http://www.tetongravity.com/usergall...2/Dscf0589.jpg
Takin' it to the streets soon...Look for the chickenmaggot behind the CNN diner, hopefully not in police custody. Damn, that thing is hot, I might not survive.
Doesn't he know the election isn't between Bush and Cheney.Quote:
Originally posted by 1080Rider
Almost as hilarious as an election between a cracker who can't speak english and a fackin' moron who has more money than brains.
That thing is badass! Tell me where to send the money to get that thing shipped to maggots around the country so it can make multiple appearances at Bush rallies. Thats a cause worth supporting!
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Originally posted by Skip Dooley
Doesn't he know the election isn't between Bush and Cheney.
Ha, ha, ha... JONG!!! If I asked for any lip from you I'd have unzipped my pants.
you shoulda also gotten a mini chick costume for johnny demon, theres no way you'd get arested with her cute little face. she'd just dance with the policeman.
Maybe I missed the sarcasm, but do you know who Kerry married?;)Quote:
Originally posted by Skip Dooley
Doesn't he know the election isn't between Bush and Cheney.
Woo-hoo! Nice pics! Shake it baby!
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You have to find a way to get that thing to the Hardball stage this evening. I'm sure you could find a group that would escort you to the edge of the stage. That's good stuff!
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Originally posted by Dexter Rutecki
Takin' it to the streets soon...Look for the chickenmaggot behind the CNN diner, hopefully not in police custody. Damn, that thing is hot, I might not survive. [/B]
Ha, well done. Although I'll look for you on TV, I'm almost more excited to see the first footage of someone dropping in parallel with that thing on. Or perhaps running gates? Shin to win on the chickensuit? Skiercross? Riding the single at MRG? Dropping Rustler 4?
Heehaw! The suit is even more hilarious than I'd imagined. Nice job.
I know there's a funny slogan to be had involving "choking the chicken" but I can't quite put it all together.
me too. those red flaps of skin flapping behing the skiers wings is going to look rad on film. maybe even catch a little extra hang time.Quote:
Originally posted by Aldo
Ha, well done. Although I'll look for you on TV, I'm almost more excited to see the first footage of someone dropping in parallel with that thing on. Or perhaps running gates? Shin to win on the chickensuit? Skiercross? Riding the single at MRG? Dropping Rustler 4?
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Originally posted by EPSkis
Hey, look at it this way - in 4 years, you'll be able to wear a Zell Miller suit to the DNC.
:D
edit: "No pair has been more wrong, more loudly, more often than the two Senators from Massachusetts, Ted Kennedy and John Kerry."
Classic.