Sit the kids down and explain the obvious - you are their only customer. How can they make a profit with only one customer. Explain how they can significantly expand their target audience by moving up the street. WAY up the street.
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Sit the kids down and explain the obvious - you are their only customer. How can they make a profit with only one customer. Explain how they can significantly expand their target audience by moving up the street. WAY up the street.
If you don't shut up mister, I'm gonna kick 100% of your ass.Quote:
Originally posted by Woodsy
thousand island dressing?
Even better sell them the franchise for the stand up the street.Quote:
Originally posted by snow_slider
Sit the kids down and explain the obvious - you are their only customer. How can they make a profit with only one customer. Explain how they can significantly expand their target audience by moving up the street. WAY up the street.
Genius!Quote:
Originally posted by PNWbrit
Even better sell them the franchise for the stand up the street.
"What youse guys need is a manager."
Ice you have done plenty for these kids, stop buying from them and let them know they need a location with more traffic.
Grrr. jr has a franchise available. Busy corner right next to the National park. Lots of traffic. Guaranteed $50/day all summer. Asking price: one Xbox and twelve new games.
No. No. That's In-N-Out damnit! Get your fast food trivia straight, man!Quote:
Originally posted by Woodsy
thousand island dressing?
Actually it's movie trivia -- Bronco BurgerQuote:
Originally posted by Arty50
No. No. That's In-N-Out damnit! Get your fast food trivia straight, man!
Well then it's both, isn't it? Huh, smart guy? Huh? You wanna piece of this?
Or perhaps I'll just break out the catch all "get the fuck out" statement...
"No shirt. No shoes. No diiiiiiice!"
Tell the kids to get a paper route!
That way their genius father can drag his ass outta bed at O-dark thirty to help his kids learn a valuable lesson about capitalism.
Bronco Burger's secret sauce was ketchup and mayonnaise.Quote:
Originally posted by Foggy_Goggles
Actually it's movie trivia -- Bronco Burger
All-American Burger uses Thousand Island.
Do they still have paper routes where you live? They don't here.Quote:
Originally posted by InspectorGadget
Tell the kids to get a paper route!
Why would any of us be negative about anything that might help our sport prosper?
I had a paper route, Sunday mornings sucked bad. Even with the most optimal placement of the paper bag one could only hold about 8-10 papers per load. My neighborhood was pretty spread out, I was an exhausted lad by the end of the morning.
It taught me a valuable life lesson, now I work on cars.
BobMc
Yes, as a matter of fact, they do. How does the newspaper arrive on the doorsteps of your neighborhood? :confused:Quote:
Originally posted by iceman
Do they still have paper routes where you live?
Since I:
haven't met you.
don't know where you live.
don't want to get my ass kicked.
I will resist the temptation to suggest a residence in Appalachia. ;)
Via truck. Or in my case the Journal comes in the mail...at noon...fucking Newman!Quote:
Originally posted by InspectorGadget
Yes, as a matter of fact, they do. How does the newspaper arrive on the doorsteps of your neighborhood?
Damn kid makes more than I do.:mad:Quote:
Originally posted by grrrr
Grrr. jr has a franchise available. Busy corner right next to the National park. Lots of traffic. Guaranteed $50/day all summer. Asking price: one Xbox and twelve new games.
Some contractor dude who drives a big-ass van, he delivers the Washington Post, NY Times and/or the WSJ to a shitload of houses, not exactly a "paper route" in the old-fashioned sense.Quote:
Originally posted by InspectorGadget
Yes, as a matter of fact, they do. How does the newspaper arrive on the doorsteps of your neighborhood? :confused:
Bastard never buys any lemonade, either.
yup.Quote:
Originally posted by iceman
Do they still have paper routes where you live? They don't here.
We have a milkman too, which I'm hearing is really rare.
I've been thinking of setting up my kids in front of the house one day with a stand. A Bacon egg-n-cheese on a hard roll stand. Why not think outside the box?
Have them sell tacos. Then you can claim that they're thinking outside the bun.Quote:
Originally posted by Aldo
I've been thinking of setting up my kids in front of the house one day with a stand. A Bacon egg-n-cheese on a hard roll stand. Why not think outside the box?
Quote:
Originally posted by 3o3
yup.
We have a milkman too, which I'm hearing is really rare.
We get to pay to pick up our mail here.