How about you give me a nice rimjob?
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How about you give me a nice rimjob?
Squaw specific:
Can I:
Straighline The Slot,
Drop into The Chimney,
Drop into The Box,
Drop into The Tube,
Get some in Extra,
Poach The Funnel,
Get dirty on the HogsBack,
Tickle The Fingers,
Breach your Fortress,
Ride you on the Saddle,
Drop into your Enchanted Forest,
Slay your Little Chipper,
Run The Gate,
Drop into No Way Out, give you the Triple,
Give you a Smoothie,
Hike your Main Line Pocket,
Jump into your Chamber.
PS-my wife gave me the pickup line, on the Headwall Chair (1/1/04). "So, where you skiing? I drove up from SF at 3:30 this morning and am skiing alone." That was it.
"You ride Pipe?"
"I can see a great line through those bumps."
and for the typical guy/girl ratio in a ski town
"DROPPING NEXT!"
nice skis, wanna huck?
Your eyes are the same color as my Porshe
You future members of the girl's ski team can all keep me company, who'd like to hold my clipboard.
(Only works if you can ski the K12)
Under my top sheet you will find my vertical hard core
This usually works.Quote:
Originally Posted by 72Twenty
Know what you and the mountains have in common?
You're both expecting 8-12 inches tonight.
Quote:
Originally Posted by drex27
Oh,shiiit. We have a winner
bump for vday
At the Stube, Apres Ski.....thats funny, ususally I'm stiff when I'm cold.
"Wanne come home with me so I can knock out all your teeth with an emergency hammer and rape you in your bloody whorish mouth?"
Nice Ski School quote dude! WerdQuote:
Originally Posted by baby bear
To the toothless, Bozemanite prostitiutes,
"Change for a Nickel?"
usually results in the best gum-job this side of the Mississippi, or you can just splurge and give her the whole nickel, tell her to keep the change, then walk off with a pimp limp.
"those your skis"
yeah
"both of 'em?"
If you're a ski patroller, use this as your finishing line on a tourist: "We're not heroes...we just save lives".
Let me show you how to make a proper pole plant.
I've got a tune shop at home. If you come back to my place you can help me wax my Head(s).
"i wanna shred your gnar"
There's no i in fuck...but there's a you!
"So I guess a Blowjob in the parking lot is out of the question?"
"I'm Spancered"
"I know Blurred"
http://www.radioparadise.com/graphic.../icon_puke.gif http://www.radioparadise.com/graphic.../icon_puke.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by booner
be careful using this one on the locals... it would have me running for the hills (literally).Quote:
Originally Posted by Conundrum
We have a winner!Quote:
Originally Posted by baby bear
Riding the lift at snowbird with a single girl that joined us... she starts by stating "I ride for Head". Wha? She then proceeds to explain that she used to ride for Head, but now is sponsored by Dynastar and can no longer use that pickup line... seems like she just did, but maybe being a flatlander makes me slow.