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Originally Posted by frorider
Bidet mode on our unit is for the vagina...just an FYI.Quote:
Originally Posted by XXX-er
Seriously, i asked Gretch this too...do you just air dry? Ours is a great butt washer, but you're going to be sitting there for a while if you're air drying. I suppose you could use a cloth towel but that's just gnarly
We just had 80 rolls delivered from Amazon last week. Just keep looking and it will appear and don't wait to purchase as it will sell out.Quote:
Originally Posted by KQ
Hell, I found generic Lysol wipes at the grocery store yesterday and rumor has it that the Walgreens across the road has had hand sanitizer in stock occasionally.
80 rolls? Wtf?
Firefighters laugh at your quaint bidet fetishes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Adolf Allerbush
How the empty nesters feel RN with the kids at home:
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I've been using the recipe on the King Arthur site. Super easy.Quote:
Originally Posted by KQ
and they are like magpies - noisy, messy and eating everything in sight.
they gonna eat that little owlie. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by I Skied Bandini Mountain
Toilet Paper shortage at Fort Kinninikinick has been averted by getting to costco early.
Replace lyrics with:
“We’re in the TP”
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOjTNuuEVw
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Here are 17 key personality types when it comes to handling coronavirus. Which type(s) are you? What about your family and friends.
1. The Enforcer: This personality polices everyone else.
“You touched your face!” “Why aren’t you home in isolation?” “You let your kids eat like that?”
2. Drama Queen: This person creates drama around the simplest event.
“OMG! I went to the store and they were COMPLETELY OUT OF MY favorite potato chips! I can’t fall asleep at night if I don’t eat those special chips. I’m going to be a mess tomorrow morning! I won’t get any sleep. I’m definitely going to get sick.”
3. Action Oriented a/k/a The Organizer: This type is always on the move, trying to impact his environment.
“I can show you how to make your own hand sanitizer.” “We can build plastic shields and have a social distance meeting to discuss how we are going to divide duties the next month.”
4. Party Animal: Anything is an excuse for a party. This person avoids addressing serious events by ignoring them.
“Let’s put on some music and have a social distance party six feet apart! I’ll make corona cocktails!”
5. The Selfie: This person is a character in his own movie at all times.
“Take a picture of me looking for toilet paper on this empty shelf.” “Here I am taking my temperature— no fever!”
6. The Optimist: They are most comfortable when immersed in the best case scenario.
“The worst is over… we will come back stronger than ever…” “Well, some good will come of this. At least it has brought families together. We’re getting a break from work stresses and reconnecting with our real lives.”
7. The Alarmist a/k/a The Pessimist: They are most comfortable considering the worst case scenario.
“I know I’m going to catch it. You’re going to catch it, too. They’re not telling us how bad it is. We’re all going to die.”
8. The Fatalist: There is no point in even trying.
“This is the End of Days. I knew it was coming. It’s all part of The Plan.”
9. The Ideologue: Everything that happens is filtered through a partisan lens.
“Coronavirus is Trump’s fault.” “Coronavirus is the Democrats’ fault.”
10. The Inquisitor: This person is constantly questioning and seeking information.
“Who—what—when—where—why—how..” and “…Really?”
11. The Researcher a/k/a The Analyst: These types gather factual and historic information and apply it to the events at hand.
“The 1918 epidemic showed us..” “This chart proves…”
12. The Skeptic: This type accepts nothing at face value.
“But how do we really know…”
13. The Realist: Less doomsday than the fatalist, The Realist accepts with a matter of fact attitude.
“It is what it is. If I get it; I get it. We all die of something.”
14. The Futurist: This personality sees transformation resulting from chaos.
“Our lives will be transformed with new technologies and methods even after this is over, more telecommuting, telemedicine, distance learning…”
15. The Sociologist: A person who looks at how events impact the way we live life.
“Our society will be transformed with social distancing a new, permanent reality, different crowd experiences, new ways to connect without touch…”
16. The Psychologist: This person psycho-analyzes the impact.
“People will lose their motivation and become depressed.”
17. The Opportunist a/k/a The Entrepreneur: This type finds opportunity in most any environment.
“I can start a new business that caters to the people stuck at home.” “I’m waiting for the right moment and am going to buy stock in
...no shit...(pun intended)...Quote:
Originally Posted by Core Shot
I got a 30 pack from Costco, we're good now for 5-6 months esy
The Realist in me thinks 80 rolls is a bit over the top unless you're in a house with 9 women. It that, just kill yourself, as the good lord clearly hates you.
I wonder who the Drama Queen is?
I confess to being the realist. If I get it, so be it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Buster Highmen
But we gotta live and love and ski again. Even if my genes or health history mean that I’m not on that ski party. Party on without me.
I know several action oriented/selfies.
Making masks etc and instafaceblogging every second
I’ve been doing shit behind the scenes. Even had a call to be on major city news tv. Fuck that. I ain’t no hero. What I do is not about me. Charity and giving makes me feel good. But bragging about it kills the feels good.
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Originally Posted by liv2ski
stopped by the local grocer today on the way home from work, I noticed everything they were out of a month ago; is all fully stocked; good thing everyone went nuts.
No shit? Here TP is hard to find, same thing for sanitizer and wipes.Quote:
Originally Posted by SkiCougar
those are paper and chemicals, easily replaced, i'd be more worried about met stocks when a place like Smithfield in south Dakota that apparently does most pork for the usa has most of its staff incapacitatedQuote:
Originally Posted by Adolf Allerbush
Forkin canned pineapple. Gone.
I use it in morning glory muffins. Can't imagine what everyone else is doing with it. Pineapple upside down cake?
NSFW language
Epic rant
He does make a good point that three months furlough of all payments would be helpful to everyone.
And also the spit flying shows he needs to wear a mask in public.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLcNStHTDjM
But, but what all those 1% ers that live off those income streams? We gotta look out for the vileness in these dire times.Quote:
Originally Posted by Core Shot
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is # 420 the functional stoner fishy skibum whose gonna continue to trod thru creation with an irrie meditation in all situations?Quote:
Originally Posted by Core Shot
asking for a friend
no