Raps, thank you for allowing me to live vicariously through your adventures
Reverend, your “advice” is the funniest thing that I have read on the internet
Pictures or not……Thread Subscribed
Please continue!!!!!
Raps, thank you for allowing me to live vicariously through your adventures
Reverend, your “advice” is the funniest thing that I have read on the internet
Pictures or not……Thread Subscribed
Please continue!!!!!
this is unreal.
My wife is moving to London for a few weeks, can I crash at your place? I have mad camera skills.
I am chilling on Raps' luscious leather couch right now. No insanity last night, but looks like a healthy heard of ladies will be coming over to help us drink the handles of Ketel and Jack we brought with us.
The funniest thing is the framed picture of an actual cougar on the wall in the bathroom!
We will be skiing tomorrow depending on how crunked we get tonight. Highlands?
No pressure, but you KNOW a lot of us are counting on you to keep notes and report back here with loads of details... Right? :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by MOHSHSIHd
Hmmmmm... I'm sitting here tonight hoping that "no news" is "good news" on my side of the gender wars in the bedroom to bedroom/living room couch/bathroom shower/nightclub bathroom/apartment hallway/car parked outside "battle of the sexes" struggle of my dear and certainly very very best friends in Aspen Co-olouriiieeou-Doe USA.
Report back soon from the "breast" lines... ummm... I mean "front" lines with an update my friends! :D
raps and phish are watching porn on hbo while the cougars are out getting fresh pro-bro meat in town tonight
Touchdown or are we sending this one upstairs for review?
Is this thing on? Hello... (Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello...)
This had better be one hell of a TR.
Well, Phish can chime in but good times were had this weekend....nothing too crazy though i am afraid......
The Powder awards were a hell of a time though - E, you rock man - great work.
It was great rubbin elbows with the pros - Ingrid and Kip, if you are readin this (i know you guys lurk), it was great talkin with you guys......
The craziest part though was running into Atrain who won an award (congrats man and nice meetin ya) and we all came back to the cougar den for after hours - I'm not too sure what happened after that but i do know that i woke up next to the cougar again.....sorry Phish that there were no other cougars late night in the den for ya but those South African chicks were digging you guys and were over here tonight pissed that you didn't stay.....so you are more than welcome to come up here for round 2.....
Sorry guys i know thats not too crazy a story, but the truth is, this damn cougar is scaring me and i think i may slowly stop this train......shes freakin old and its kinda freakin me out.....oh and i had to leave for work early this morn and she was still sleeping.....she left me a note saying "Just thinking about you, Big hug"......thats kinda weird.......oh well
Phish, what are your thoughts after your time in the den?
boooooooo!Quote:
Originally Posted by Raps
:p
DIBS!!!! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Raps
[QUOTE=Raps;1658430]i had to leave for work early this morn and she was still sleeping.....she left me a note saying "Just thinking about you, Big hug"......thats kinda weird.......oh well
QUOTE]
oh well....... :eek::eek::eek:
There was this movie that came out back in the late 80’s. Let me think who was in it……… Michael Douglas and let’s see…. uh ……. o yea, Glen Close. What was the name of that movie ……… ?
Fatal Attraction :eek:
Let see now, X has a restraining order and did I see that he was in jail.
I don't think there is any "slowing this train down":eek::frown::confused:
I think we all know, the only viable option is for you to follow Reverend Floater’s advice, to the letter, and of course post updates as to the results (pic’s if you can).:D
Good Luck.
Yeah well tonight i was talkin with some kittens and one asked me....."hey are you dating that older woman?" and i had to defend myself......i guess it is not exactly a turn on in their eyes.....:DQuote:
Originally Posted by YetiMan
Well... Looks like this show might be over.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raps
Hey, where were we on that plane and treadmill thread???
[QUOTE=Raps;1658469....."hey are you dating that older woman?" and i had to defend myself......i guess it is not exactly a turn on in their eyes.....:D[/QUOTE]
You couldnt be more wrong about this. Chicks size up thier competitors by talking down about them, in any way possible(i.e older woman.) Chicks love bad boys and i am not talking will Smith and Martin Lawrence. Tell those kittens next time exactly what you were thinking. "Just got into town and wasn't goting to NOT get some hot ass!"
Great work thus far and just do what you feel is going to be the most fun without risking serious bodily harm. Has anyone else asked when the ex is getting out?
Looks like Raps is growing tired of the ham and cheese pita.
http://veldt.lobitlandscapes.org/lun...ham-c-pita.jpg
So, how did you "defend yourself"? Complete denial, or more like "I wouldnt call it "dating""?Quote:
Originally Posted by Raps
How is your relationship with your roommate? If she is cool, maybe she can help. Some advice on how to get her friend to chill out a bit.
Time to move on eh Raps, you shoulda convinced Phish to tag her with you. Would have been easy(er) to slip out when the cougar was distracted by new meat. Could have had a big blow out about how she was more interested in Phish and (I think there is a bunch of screaming about feelings and don't you find me interesting and stuff :rolleyes:) promptly break off the relationship (the argument "but it was your idea" can always be defused with "but I thought it was what you wanted").
But since you missed your chance... may the force be with you:p
Proper response, "No, I'm just fucking her..."Quote:
Originally Posted by Raps
Paging Reverend Floater.
I agree. Ask her if she wants a London Broil (teabagging her while shitting on her chest). She'll be gone in a second.Quote:
Originally Posted by Moose Pit
What kind of fucked up situation do you have to be in to think 'Hmmm, you know what might be nice? If you suck my balls while I shit on your chest.'Quote:
Originally Posted by Rontele
edg
Well, he'll be gone. Technicaly it's her house, isn't ..?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rontele