Why the hell do these religious grifters all look like aliens ?
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Why the hell do these religious grifters all look like aliens ?
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BotoxQuote:
Originally Posted by bennymac
FIFYQuote:
Originally Posted by jackattack
Apologies if posted already
COVID-19 infiltrated Mt. Vernon choir, killing 2 members and infecting others
https://komonews.com/news/coronaviru...fecting-others
Sixty members of a church choir showed up to practice on March 10. Now two are dead and 45 are symptomatic.
Who knew that singing would transmit the virus?
I say let them go to church....
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/polit...cid=spartandhp
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Originally Posted by TBS
spent too much time singin' and not enough time prayin'..... the lort will provide.
Seriously? 28 pages about Christianity and Stupid, and still (until now) no Negativland?!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDfrrgqy_Eo
Or, if you prefer the gospel cover version,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD3kTsbA9A8
This is my favorite thing ever. But god forbid you hold fucking hands on campus! fuck liberty and fuck them.Quote:
Originally Posted by bennymac
Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius
The Sacred Squirtgun! Almost as important as The Holy Handgrenade of AntiochQuote:
Originally Posted by Mazderati
I can't wait to see what the confirmation looks like.
Baby seems the smartest of the four.
Holly squirtus.
Off topic: will she be squirter when she grows up?
I'd to see a mohel do a circumcision with a pole ax. Or maybe not.
Yes, you did go there. I have one outside for your use surgeon.Quote:
Originally Posted by old goat
Did you hear about the budget circumcision?
It was a rip off.
Did you hear about the mohel who saved years of foreskins from all the bris he performed? He made a wallet. When rubbing it rapidly it turned into a suitcase.
True mohel story--Jewish hospital in Detroit, they decided to hold brises (ritual circumcisions) in the basement. (Usually they're at home or in a synagogue). They thought they needed to upgrade sterile technique so they put a glass wall acroos the room--family and friends on one side, mohel and baby on the other. The mohel scrubbed, gowned and gloved, went into the room with the family, shook everyone's hands, and then went and did the bris.
Freestyle rap with circumcision in rolling blackouts as a topic.
https://youtu.be/_9rrkUQVO50
True mohel stories usually involve herpes and infant pedophilia, no?Quote:
Originally Posted by old goat
55 posts eh raven. How many like the above are "bringing the stoke"? Lots? Got some good photos or stories to share? Are you just some degenerate asshole's alias? I'm not impressed.
I am confused as to why this thread keeps coming up
From an atheist who is cut and See's the wisdom of the rules.
My observation. " Some of you". Kinda suck
Oy Vey, the filthy Chazzer.Quote:
Originally Posted by old goat
Posted without comment, because no words can possibly do this justice:
https://twitter.com/hemantmehta/stat...20147993329670
Ambien sex. Hell yeah.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dantheman
This was amazing. Thank you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dantheman
I'll take ten of whatever she's having, please.
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You already drank the koolaid. Joseph Smith got kicked out of Vermont for fucking sheep and then started the dumbest religion in the world.
Take a lap
Doin' it for the $$$?? https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...8d710dbd10.gif
you seem to know a lot about mormons, buttah
which one of these is you?
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it's okay you can admit it, this is a safe space here. we won't judge. not unless you put your ski tips to the right.
You’re the one who traveled to another country to sell that bullshit. I’m guessing you’re the catcher in that pic. Mormon dick smoker
Yeahhh - let's see the evidence that Smith practiced beastiality.Quote:
Originally Posted by buttahflake
Or - maybe you are living proof that he did? Is that the basis of your assertion?
Take a lap
You guys don’t know shit about your dumbest religion in the world, do ya?
Angel Moroni was the name of his favorite sheep up in South Royalton.
Go on Now
Mormons are retards.
So are Christians.
Modern day Qanon.
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So a ewe named Angel Moroni is your great-great-grandmother?Quote:
Originally Posted by buttahflake
Explains a lot.
Whoa whoa whoa, nobody said it was a ewe!
The only thing funnier than the above comments is the ones in that Twitter feed.
“When you tried to take a sleeping pill and dropped acid instead”
Love it. All religions are stupid… accept Bad Religion, those guys wail.
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