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Is this thread over yet?
Nope, there's still time for me to kill this thread... DIE!!!
This is the end...my only friend, the end.
Muhuhuhhuaaahahaaahaaa!
New contenders burst out on the scene
Like Lotto with a dollar and a dream
You can aspire to remain the last post
But I flame your asses like burnt rump roast
I know you want to come out to play
Like Eastwood 'Make my Day'
I'm the survivor with rhymes to the max
I see you trying but your posts just lacks
Imagination, innovation is missing
soon enough my ass you'll be kissing
http://upsidedowntv.com/staff%20stuf...sAss005Thm.JPGQuote:
Originally Posted by bklyntrayc
This thread will not end with midget soft-core porn.
My ass is rounder to amazing proportion
El Chuapa's hoes don't inspire devotion
Gaze at my seat it's your time to worship
bow down to the curve of my hip
time to retire, you know it's true
against my affront you know not what to do
Like biggie's hoes you're screaming one more chance
you know it's done now it's time to dance
Shake your bootie to the booming baseline
Before you know it you're out of time
Frustrated I touch that spot , so dry and wet
I rub it until I'm satisfied
But I hunger for more
It still remains the obsession
It won't be complete until erased
I rub vigourously until it's gone
Ohhh....perfect all gone
I get out the vacum hoover and suck that shit till nothing is left
Clean as a whistle I run my fingers through the moist bristles
The grape juice stain is gone
Go Trayc
yeah trayc
BROOKLYN IN THE MOTHAFUKKKIN HOUSE!!!!
I'm going off I'm throwing down in here
My persistance is the thing you fear
Your resistance like the borgs said, futile
I'm lasting longer cause my rhymes more virile
No need for supplements wont need cialis
one glance at me will take you into bliss
I won't give up like Rolling Stones up in Shanghi
Like Keith Richards this thread refuse to die
You never thought I'd put those gezzers in my rap?
I'm watching CNN and plus I got it like that
cuz thats how she does itQuote:
Originally Posted by Woodsy
Yes, Infact I do.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigtrubs
But, I really need a nap.
Did I win?!?!
Let me remix that sorry rhyme that Tip said
Wake up your sleepy heads get out of your bed
Get on the floor, but wait I hear you got some juice stain
Your so embarrased, that jizz spot blows your brain
Forgot to clean up and now you got guests here
Your wife is screamin at you all you say is, Yes Dear
You bought the Hoover but you should have bought a Dyson
I knocked your rap out like my name is Mike Tyson
i misss the bacon apreciation thread
I got a fan in here goes by the name of Woodsy
He's new to NYC and came here for his baby
Last night he said that I should try a Vodka Tonic
This morning woke up like I had been smoking chronic
My head was banging like a James Brown bassline
When I woke up I checked to see if I was still fine
Got confirmation from mirror in the bathroom
It told me last posters were headed for the final doom
Can we push this thread up to 700 posts?
You know it's possible with me it ain't no boast.
699
123456
Um...Page 29?
I want oneof these
http://www.snakeriverbrewing.com/images/home2.jpg
What? Whaaat? Yeeeahhh...
If Woodsy can quote himself then so can I - the above was my first contribution to this important thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tippster
45 seconds is the time I have to wait
Until I post again with more lyricial bait
In the meantime your there trying to figure out
How you could beat me while I hook you like a trout
Gasping for air your gills start to fail
Like 55 degrees on slope you have to bail
My rhymes are falling down like avalance debris
You can't defeat me I'm the hottest mc
Sticky? no shit...
I heart frozen's beltbuckle
Currently in Brooklyn but I'm not a native
Bronx is my borough but still I'm not sated
I got to rep from the NYC
No one on TGR can ever touch me
It's time for lunch don't know what to eat
I'll shake the bootie to the Boogie down beat
Might have some salmon with a bit of wasabi
Or maybe halibut with saffron sauce, you hear me?
Don't eat bacon but I hear you like it fried
Some of you wish this thread had already died