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It is amusing when you are working your wife's craft booth at a music festival and you look over at the booth next to you and the guy looks familiar. So we started talking and it turns out that I was right. So I get to hang out with one of my favorite guitarists for 3 days because he is working his fiances booth :) Rob from Dark Star is as cool as I expected.
Im amused by the muted new car colors. They bring to my mind yellow baby poo grey seagull poo and then green baby poo again.
When I was shopping for my current truck I went through Costco to get a quote. A local dealer called me within 5 mins. I had already test driven and knew what I wanted so as long as price was good. Price was good and they had the model I wanted. So I asked about color. They had cement gray and the normal metallic gray. I told her I wasn't interested in the desert tan or cement gray because I thought they'd look like ass in 10 years. She said, I drive the desert tan and actually sounded a little offended. I'm sure it looks great with you in it, but I'll take the metallic gray, thanks. Haha. I'm sure working at the dealer she gets a new truck every couple years anyways.
Furikake!
Seen in Seattle last night: Mobile dog gym
It's a sprinter-type van, vinyl wrap says says something along the lines of "climate controlled exercise, we come to you." Picture of dog running on a treadmill.
Wish I got a pic but I was driving.
Make it make sense, haha. I'm simultaneously amused and horrified.
The fact that people are freaking out about Cracker Barrel's rebranding is quite amusing. The shit people get outraged about these days sure is contrary to the things that really matter. I mean, it isn't like Outback Steakhouse got rid of the bloomin onion...yet.
Part of the plan, man. More distractions from what should be the focus so when it hits them in the side of the head it is too late.
Herdez has been making 2oz guacamole packets for a while now but I just found out about it apparently. Pretty awesome to always have fresh guac and not have to dig through the old brown oxidized stuff from last week. Minus the fact that the packaging end up in the landfill, but who really thinks we will last long enough as a society for any of that to matter anymore?
“Selling shit on FB Marketplace is like volunteering for a social experiment run by meth heads.
I listed a microwave for $50. Within 12 seconds my inbox looked like I was giving away crack rocks dipped in Jesus blood. First message “Is this available?” YES, Deborah. It was available 14 seconds ago when you asked, and it’s still available now that you ghosted me like my father.
Then come the bargain hunters. “Will you take $5, a coupon for Jiffy Lube, and a handful of my ex husband’s ashes?” NO, BRENDA. I don’t want your cremation starter kit. I said fifty bucks..
And why does everyone’s pickup plan sound like an FBI sting? Them “I’ll be there at 6.” Me “Cool.” 6 o’clock hits. Nothing. 7 o’clock. “Sorry, my cousin got locked up.” BITCH, what does that have to do with my microwave?
Finally, they show up in a Prius the size of a lunchbox. Six grown adults hop out like it’s Cirque du Soleil.. trying to shove a microwave, two kids, and a pit bull into the backseat. Grandma’s smoking a Virginia Slim, the baby’s chewing on my extension cord. Whole scene looked like an episode of Intervention.
At that point I don’t even want the fucking money. Just take it. Take the microwave, take my soul, take the ghost of every bad decision that led me here.
Marketplace ain’t about selling shit. It’s a psychological test to see how far you’ll go for gas money before you set your house on fire.”
-Dustin Sims
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Amusing as fuck because play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
https://www.wcax.com/2025/08/25/truc...overed-bridge/
Annoying because the cool bridge protector sculpture got damaged.
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Turn them into homeless shelters.
Disney’s Most Chaotic Premiere Ever.
In 1940, Walt Disney pulled out all the stops for the New York premiere of Pinocchio and things quickly went off script. To liven up the event, Disney hired eleven little people to dress as Pinocchio and wave from the theater’s marquee. It was supposed to be a whimsical spectacle, but the costumes proved too hot, tempers frayed, and chaos followed.
By midday, the performers had reportedly shed their costumes, gotten drunk, and began cursing and stomping around on the marquee. At that point, police were summoned to restore order and escort the party off the roof.
This moment of runaway theatricality stands out as one of the most bizarre promotional stunts in Hollywood historyAttachment 512402
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What do you expect when you hire the seven dwarves?
My uncle who was a traveling salesman in his younger days found himself stranded in a small southern town at Xmas. There was one theater, playing Pinocchio rated X.
Pinocchio and the Ho-Ho-Hos.
So how does the family story go, did he rub one out at the matinee and then have some duck at the local Chinese restaurant that was luckily open?
Trump tariffs are apparently boosting European travel economy as people figure Hell I can save ten grand on that watch purchase if I fly there for a vacation.
According to Google AI the revocation of the de minimis exemption doesn't apply to stuff travelers bring in, which is exempted up to $800 although you're still supposed to declare it.
So you know how EV muscle cars have fake exhaust sounds to amuse the adult children? This guy got a noise ticket lol. https://www.thedrive.com/news/can-an...-dodge-charger