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Elvis has left the buildingQuote:
Originally Posted by KQ
my gramps died taking a shit
not uncommon
it would have been more appropriate if he died in bed with an underage girl
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That sounds like it’s own thread!
married 11 times to 9 women
married 2 of them twice
when I was 17 I met his last girlfriend - his buddy’s 19 year old daughter - he was 65
he was a dirtbag, a womanizer, a liar and a cheater
I didn’t know it
Legendary dirt bag? Because that's impressive.Quote:
Originally Posted by ~mikey b
yes I would describe him as a legendary dirtbag
kinda guy that told his son (my dad) that he’d be at school on Friday to pick him up for the weekend then not show up
The orcas amuse me
https://twitter.com/adamgreattweet/s...9720816181253? (can't embed but it's awesome)
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I'm going to try to forget you made that joke so I can keep my good opinion of you.Quote:
Originally Posted by mcski
Is his name Slayton?Quote:
Originally Posted by ~mikey b
Merrill
Sounds like a healQuote:
Originally Posted by ~mikey b
he was
I see what you did thereQuote:
Originally Posted by mcski
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Sounds a bit like Granddaddy Jake in Fup. Ever read that?Quote:
Originally Posted by ~mikey b
nope
My Uncle Buck passed on the shitter too.
Yes, I actually had an Uncle Buck. His name was Gary, but he went by Buck long before the movie.
Anyone who was around in the Eugene river rat scene in the 80s-90s may remember him, please let me know if you do!
It's amazing how often it happens. Elvis wasn't too unique I guess.
Mikey's grandpa tho, that's some legendary shit right there!!
dirtbag
When I was a resident one of the attendings, an older guy who should have retired years before, died on the shitter in the surgery clinic. Getting CPR by people I worked with with my pants around my ankles--no thanks.
Who's the maggot who keeps posting about drinking piss? This shirt's for you:
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Kinda makes me want to add the to the DNR if... section of my will.Quote:
Originally Posted by old goat
"DNR if I die on the shitter, just sit there and revel in the stench for 5 mins before calling the coroner."
Or "DNR if I die with my pants around my ankles". Could apply to a few situations, none of which I'd want to survive.
Wait .... resuscitated from death????
As opposed to what? Consciousness? That’s just waking up.Quote:
Originally Posted by PB
I spent probably 5 mins trying to get into a Subaru in a city market parking lot before realizing that my dog wasn't in it, then realizing that my Subaru was two cars over and that was where the beeping was coming from.
Way back when (before remote entry) I borrowed by Grandpa's car to go on a road trip. I came out of a travel plaza and realized I had no idea what I was driving or really where I parked. Well I had a bit of an idea but you get the picture. It probably took an hour of looking in the windows to find my stuff before I figured it out.