Is there some way we can have Lucy instead?
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I had an interesting dream last night where I was traveling somewhere and Darth Vader was an administrator for the place. Of course I was a bit wary of him at first--as we know the guy has a proclivity for choking people who disappoint him--but he was actually quite friendly and cordial.
When I drove out of town he was manning the gate and he waived the parking fee for me! I think I said "Thanks Lord Vader!" and he replied "please, call me Darth." Now that I'm awake it's obvious he was trying to lead me to the dark side. I'm sure next it would have been free event tickets or maybe a free timeshare week. This is the part George Lucas seems to have glossed right over in the movies.
Okay, that's a funny dream.
I like that in my dream Vader had to work his way up from some menial, bullshit job.
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Originally Posted by The AD
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your dream amuses me</p>
Last night I had a recurring dream of being a secret agent working with the resistance in Amsterdam to kill Nazis. That would amuse anyone who knows me. I did spend most of the dream trying to get out, which is more my style.
I had that same dream! Only I was in Washington DC, dreams are so weird
It's not funny but it's kinda funny
You mean Jeff Vader?Quote:
Originally Posted by The AD
Sign held up by a protestor at Sugarbush, where the VP took his family skiing last weekend--"Vance Skis in Jeans".
Jeans?? Seems too nice and normal; I mean, we've all been there, right?
Fkn CLASSIC. Suzy Eddie Izzard is a comic GENIUS. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by PB
Thinking that skiing in jeans is "nice and normal" is bannable around here. Maybe you've been there. Not me. And I never will, mainly because my jeans don't fit any more.
I think it started with "Cheney ski's in Jeans" stickers, and then "Trump Ski's in Jeans", now we have photographic proof that "JD Ski's in Jeans". Given his hillbilly upbringing it does seem in line with all stereotypes.
I saw video - he is a fkn TERRIBLE skier. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Name Redacted
More of a giant douche in wranglers sliding across snow on what just so happened to be skis. But you know they were made in China.
Cashier at the liquor store after I checked out: "bye for now!"
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Vermonters have a level below “skis in jeans”. Ha!
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OMG. That is fucking funny. How stupid do you have to be to put your cast iron anything in the dishwasher?
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You want stupid? The administration’s wave of censorship is having facepalm outcomes:</span></p>Quote:
<span style="font-size: 16px; font-family: AP, -apple-system, Arial, Helvetica, Roboto, system-ui, sans-serif; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">WASHINGTON (AP) — References to a World War II Medal of Honor recipient, the Enola Gay aircraft that dropped an atomic bomb on Japan and the first women to pass Marine infantry training are among the tens of thousands of photos and online posts marked for deletion as the Defense Department works to </span><span class="LinkEnhancement" style="font-size: 16px; background-repeat: no-repeat; box-sizing: border-box; line-height: calc(1em + 4px); font-family: AP, -apple-system, Arial, Helvetica, Roboto, system-ui, sans-serif;"><a class="Link AnClick-LinkEnhancement" data-gtm-enhancement-style="LinkEnhancementA" href="https://apnews.com/article/pentagon-social-media-purge-lethality-cc404f00493578d4210e3efe2440648f" style="background-repeat: no-repeat; box-sizing: border-box; line-height: calc(1em + 4px); touch-action: manipulation; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">purge diversity, equity and inclusion content</a></span><span style="font-size: 16px; font-family: AP, -apple-system, Arial, Helvetica, Roboto, system-ui, sans-serif; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">, according to a database obtained by The Associated Press.
The AI bullshit at the top while browsing bikes: "choose ______ size, unless you are significantly shorter than average for your height"
My son-in-law was at Sugarbush when Vance was on his way there, he had a sign that said Vance Skis in Jeans but his buddy had a big sign that said HIDE YOUR COUCH which I thought was pretty funny.
At least Scotchbrite it.
Maybe that's the foreplay?
Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada
https://www.livescience.com/planet-e...f-dildo-canada
^ That’s pretty amusing.
Dang, I got two dumb friends outta that shelter. "Denver Dumb Friends League rebrands with new name"https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/denver-dumb-friends-league-rebrands-154642129.html
I am amused by this person who doesn't know how to spell immaculate.
At least that's what I assume they were going for here... https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...d5dea1c141.jpg
His wife is making him sell it?
After she had 205,000 Mikes in the back seat.Quote:
Originally Posted by HappyCamper
Oh!Speaking of funny car ads, this one came up on FB Marketplace for me recently with the tagline: "1999 Toyota 4Runner New Engine"This is the ad photo from Mr. Piotrowski (I assume it's him or a relative):https://scontent-ord5-1.xx.fbcdn.net...dw&oe=67D53DE3
That's a very common position in which to find a 4Runner. Shittiest handling vehicle I've ever owned or driven.
suspension upgrade was worth its weight in bitcoin
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is not Ethel Mertz the right counterpart? Vivian Vance. Is she related to JD?</p>
When I had Amazon Prime most orders would show up the next day or the day after. Since cancelling Prime estimated delivery is always a week out, give or take a few days.
So I place an order last week with delivery date stated as 3/13, today. Get an email last night saying my item has shipped - scheduled to be here today. This is typical.
I could see paying more if they are actually doing something to expedite delivery or provide better service. But they're not. Their shipping time is exactly the same they are just delaying the shipping date because I don't pay for Prime.
Seems super petty. Yay corporate fuckery.
I was not proven wrong. This is exactly what I expected from a skier in that outfit:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFolo..._web_copy_link
I pay for prime and my orders take a week. Just clicked a random item and estimated delivery is Monday (so 5 days out)Quote:
Originally Posted by evdog
I am always somewhat confused by it...because they still mail my shit 2-day (or even next-day air), but they just sit on their asses for a few days before they hand it to UPS.
I'm in a small market so I assume it is either that they are first moving it to the closest warehouse with their own trucks so they can ship cheaper...or they are simply trying to degrade the service for people in more remote areas so we cancel and stop buying $5 items that cost $6 to ship (when I lived in a big city I routinely got things next day, sometimes even same day, from Amazon vans).
I should really just cancel...ordering from places like ebay, REI, Home Depot, Target routinely offer faster delivery despite me not paying a hundred bucks for the privilege.