Sad that last post was 2 days ago. Here I go- cracked open 2nd bottle of Shiraz. Mr. MG sucks royaly, so I went and had a maasage, plus 2 bottles of wine and home alone with 3 dogs to keep me company. Guys suck and not literally tonight...
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Sad that last post was 2 days ago. Here I go- cracked open 2nd bottle of Shiraz. Mr. MG sucks royaly, so I went and had a maasage, plus 2 bottles of wine and home alone with 3 dogs to keep me company. Guys suck and not literally tonight...
it's 10:40am PST - been downing the mimosas this morning. My thanksgiving day big meal was breakfast - egg strata with a whole bunch of cheese - yum!
Just giggling with the roommate, sitting on the couch watching tivo'ed Colbert Report and searching online for eastern sierra backcountry treks for later this weekend.
Yay for getting tipsy early in the morning!
Here I am! Rock you like a hurricane!
Fuck yeah.
fucibg show everQuote:
Originally Posted by halcyon
besr
fuckin 20am here. had a greart going away party for a byuddy whos' going to turkey for 5 months.
hot british exchange chick was there. great ngith. vibes to the mumbai victims and faimliesl.
I just got the kind of lecture you'd hear a mormon parent give a high school kid from some West Valley City cop tonight because the FAGWAD cock smoking rent-a-cops "caught" me drinking some vodka from a flask at a pro hockey game, like I was supposed to be hiding it...it hadn't really occurred to me being as how I wasn't driving and I'm a grey haired fucking fat ass middle aged adult man.
I mean, seriously, I'm 31 years old, I have to pass a huge FBI background check to do my job. I was nothing but calm and decent with these assholes and I have to endure, with a straight face, this 20 year old cop and 3 retard security guards all lecturing me about the evils of liquor and the dangers of people drinking at a public function like I'm going to believe them or learn some important fucking life lesson from these dimwits? They kept me there under the threat of arrest just so they could give me a piece of their mind on the topic of EVIL ALCOHOL before they let me go, because they had nothing to charge me with. It was like some after school special...johnny caught drinking at the hockey arena!
dude, fuck utah, fuck the idiot-follower dipshit people who made this culture what it is. If you're from Utah and your daddy and your granddaddy were from here, then fuck you and fuck them. This could be such a kick ass place to live if it weren't for YOU and all the fuckwad locals like YOU. If you think Joseph Smith was anything but a con and this ridiculous church with it's retarded prohibitionist political agenda is legitimate in any way fuck YOU. I really wish all the redneck cops and the self righteous mormon republicunts in state government would eat their own shit and die painfully of shit poisoning.
The irony kills me, the best most accessible skiing and to live here you have to be surrounded by LDS fuckwits. It's just amazing. And you go to Portland OR...so friendly, everything is so nice in Portland except there isn't shit for skiing. We need to move the fuckwits to portland and import the cool people here.
rrrrrr.
end rant
I'm not really that drunk, but I have been drinking for the last few hours with a few bros and some ski movies, so I'm claiming it.
Come, Portland is too good... don't spoil that. I'd rather have the LDS move the Kansas... or possibly Texas, get the drift.[/non drunk, workin ' on a sunday finn]Quote:
Originally Posted by YetiMan
FUCK YEAHQuote:
Originally Posted by halcyon
what's everybody drinking?
Its wednesday and we have an official unemploymnet thread and I'm the first one here jeez...
:nonono2:
Wednesday is as good as any day to get drunk you know.:cussing:
:biggrin::biggrin:
When does Alpental open?
passsing out now
good night ;)
I shall have dreams of stoke
YAY!!
I'm drunk.
I LOVE THIS PLACE.
Rock On!
I hope it snows soon.
Fuck i'm drunk.
Hot Pockets!!
this weekend i went to a christmas party that all other christmas parties should try to emulate as much as possible. here is what made it amazing:
(college party)
1) all the girls were dressed up perfectly. And by perfectly i mean that you would have to look at a porno to find sluttier looking christmas costumes
2) multiple kegs of good beer, not the normal swill
3) becherovka
4) stripper pole in the center of the room
5) house was a little out of the way so everyone was there for the duration. This meant that the stripper pole was the center of attention from about 1-3am.
twwho whtings tos sya
FUCK YA IRON MAIDEN Even though it was sqorpoion
and yetueie dont write so fucking much that is a shit load og stiof to read gwhne im driccnbk downg
your toewoo awm=ec
it hoiast k that woads supeporosed to bme mc.......... roaaiioon
malasjn i spissed this trhead itwas \goet toeo be theoa best lehtelaad onetheis webasigte
wasted.......................................6 alaskan ale brews later, vino and brandy, im trying to break up with my gf and cant do it. i dont want her anymore, why is this so hard. she is my first real love............but i cant be with her..............she hates skiing..............thats like a stab in the heart.
i dunno anything i dunno who i am why do we have to live in so much hate everyday
I get drunk and post so rereley that I thunke dI'd better take tis opppurtintttyty to partticiy pate.... hahaha
Wooooo had a few beers and a sake bomb to celebrate this girls 21st birthday tonight which was on Monday but we celevrated tonightt. yeh.
bump because we had wing and tacos.
it was a good wine, a specialoccaions for no occasion at all- just because!
yum. thank you whoever brought us this from our housewanring party.
aw fuck the campus police just caught me drinking. its fucking bullshit too, I would have been fine except my roommate got scared and called campus police because i puked.
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Quote:
Originally Posted by carbs
Dude I better be uncontrolably shaking before any of my friends calls the fuzz...i say beat his ass.
Your roommate's a snitch? Yup beatdown city and get a new roommate.Quote:
Originally Posted by carbs
How come I can never find this thread when a bit tippsy?
i'm going to craszsh hmy car drukn going to work in 3 hourss in the snow!
No better late night drunk music than the 'Mats. And the video is AWESOME!!!
Where's the unemployment thread? i've been drinking and skiing everady for three weeks because its my job.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skijunkie
today i did not ski because i started drinking at the wort at 11 am.
YEAH SKIING!!!!!!
also. avalanches are scary. booze on mountain or no booze on mountain, wear beacon. i'm also disapointed with looney's drunk music post and i know there are typos f*ck you if you care.
i dun even pkno wutwer supod to psot in herl ol
alright, im here. multiple posting to come later. go blie. cant think now, but mcuh to sya.
oh man have i missed this trheasd .... quiote "i was drunk, and i was prioud, i was INVINCIBLE, and i was loud." words to live by... by royal bliss fyi
I am the alpha and the omega. I am all that is man. I am the be all end all. All you that better step the fuck up. I have forgotten more more then you'll ever know. And I can ski you ass into the the fucking ground. STEP UP!
Jävla norska tjej. Du vet att vad jag vill har? Du vet ingenting att det. Jag ar det bästa person du har känner i alla världen. Det är inte min problem. Skål för helvete!!! BITCHES
you ever break a puerto rican dudes arm for sweatpants money?
God Damn/Bless $1 PBR draughts at my bar. Great night, and NO CLASSES TOMORROW BIOTCH.
Gonna get some turnz in instead of learnin'
fuck you sir.
helllotr sehwoit threoad i hadve missedg you for manny eages . itadsf aboatur time i got backed to hewer
yup. lots of vodka tonight. shoulda come to drop in at murray bb, it was good.
seawolves win on a shorty! YAY!