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This guy won't be clapping anymore
fireworks/
Truth.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel
But now he is a zen Buddhist and knows the true sound of one hand clapping.
What's the sound of one hand clapping?Quote:
Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel
Boom!
(Sorry).
Florida Man and his AR-15 is upset with Lawnmower Man
https://twitter.com/lines_draw/statu...arking-dispute
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Does that asshole have his truck parked in the front yard ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Harry
This likely started when the landscaper made a comment about rifle mans shitty looking lawn
OmgQuote:
Originally Posted by Harry
Have YOU ever tried to maintain a lawn in Florida? It'll drive you nuts. Therefore, the whole state should be prohibited from possessing firearms. Bunch of psychos.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel
nope, city street. but the trailer was blocking his drivewayQuote:
Originally Posted by fatnslow
the shitstain loose canon was just still in the middle of losing his mind, even tho his driveway is unblocked in the video
Florida man throws live gator in Wendy's drive thru window. His mother: "he does stuff like this because he thinks it's funny"
https://www.jacksonville.com/story/n...say/985469007/
On an unfunny note--a guy driving a golf cart on the major road around Lake Tahoe was rearended and killed a week ago.
Florida Mom giving Florida Man some solid competition.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-m...172432207.html
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Florida Cop Blocks Pregnant Woman In Pain From Entering Hospital Just Feet Away
A video showing two Florida police officers blocking a pregnant woman from entering a hospital has gone viral this week.
Kevin Enciso and his pregnant wife Sabrina were on their way to a hospital in Doral, Florida, when the cops stopped in front of them as they neared the emergency room on July 28, WSVN-TV reported.
Kevin Enciso said the two Miami-Dade Police officers “refused” to get out of their way, even though his wife told them she was in pain from a car wreck a day earlier and Kevin Enciso told them it was an emergency. Sabrina Enciso filmed the encounter.
The video shows two police cars blocking the emergency room’s entrance and, after Encisco honked at them, one of the cops came up to the couple’s car.
The woman — an employee at the hospital — expressed her worries that she’d have a miscarriage as her husband is told to get out of the car.
After Sabrina Enciso exited the car, the officer commented, “Oh, so you’re OK now.”
“Right now, no, I’m having a lot of pain,” Sabrina Encisco said before the officer interjected.
“Have a seat, have a seat,” the officer tells the woman near the emergency room entrance.
You can watch more of the interaction, with commentary, by following the link above.
Sabrina Enciso told WPLG-TV that the officer called fire rescue, despite her insistence that she was already at the emergency room entrance.
She said first responders took her blood pressure, which her husband says was “skyrocketing,” and the couple was allowed to leave.
“It could’ve went in a different direction, we would be having a different conversation,” Sabrina Enciso said.
A Miami-Dade police spokesperson told the news outlet that it was aware of the video and is launching an internal investigation.
WTF?
They’re investigating themselves, sooo… unless twitters forgets they won’t be punished.
Santa Claus went crazy;
Florida man arrested after stalking a 6-year-old girl, saying he’ll make her ‘a big girl,’ authorities say
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-m...uthorities-say
I’m surprised Fox News would expose one of their loyal viewers like this.
No way am I turning off my ad blocker to read Fox News.
Friends don't let friends bareback the neighborhood skank (Fox News).Quote:
Originally Posted by old goat
New tourist attraction in Florida, swim with gators....
https://metro.co.uk/2022/09/07/flori...77&ai=17321415
Why am I not surprised that this happened in Manatee County? And further, in Myakka City?Quote:
Originally Posted by TNKen
https://www.floridatoday.com/story/n...or/2711872002/
emotional support alligator
Just what I want, a toothy critter with a brain that weights 8-9 grams and is the size of the end of your thumb for my comfort pet.
Dude's gonna get eaten by that gator eventually.
So .... meth is good for amputation pre-op???Quote:
Originally Posted by TNKen
Lost in the swamp for 3 days with a bitten off arm, tough MF'er:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEACToH68Uw
Surprised he didn't die from blood loss and hypovolemic shock.
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Location, location, location.
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Just here to post:
This hurricane aftermath coverage on TV sure does spotlight what complete trash Florida people are. Missing teeth, covered in tattoos, cigarettes dangling out of their mouths as they talk.
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Originally Posted by Harry
An electrical engineer friend and I had been diving from his sailboat in Dry Tortugas NP. One of those GoM northers set in about 40knts, raised a 8-12' sea, and had us swinging on the hook in the only legit anchorage between Cuba and Key West. We decided to tender over and smoke a j with the longliner closest to us, even though my buddy who lived in Tampa was a bit leery...
Holyshit! Even allowing that fishermen get scruffy... The couple that were awake-drunk were friendly enough after they got over their fright at being boarded unawares. I think they grew up white migrant workers who picked truck crops - the true Florida Cracker in situ, male and female ~30yo. Only thing they had to roll a doob in was a tampon wrapper. We got off to our other boat-visiting as fast as we could, in good grace. :eek:
Upside of Florida: Babcock Ranch
You guys boarded a boat in international waters unannounced? Lucky you didn’t get shot!Quote:
Originally Posted by highangle
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This could go in a number of threads....
WPLG Local 10: Man, high on magic mushrooms, causes chaos on flight from Miami, prosecutors say.
https://www.local10.com/news/local/2...osecutors-say/
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“What is scarier than one crazy driver with a gun? Two crazy drivers with a gun,” Leeper said...
‘Two Crazy Drivers with a Gun’: Florida Men Allegedly Shot Each Other’s Daughters During Road Rage Incident
Enraged Bodybuilder Incinerated Ex-Wife in His Backyard, Cops Say
http://="https://www.yahoo.com/news/...210810633.html
Ok this is funny. Fuck DR Horton.
"Santa Rosa County homeowner builds pig pen over new driveway in property dispute."
https://weartv.com/news/local/santa-...operty-dispute
Oooff. Imma refluxin'