I dont mind. But I have yet to use :yourock: or :fmicon:
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I dont mind. But I have yet to use :yourock: or :fmicon:
So, a peanut walks into a bar, and gets a-salted!!!!!!!! bwahahahahaha!
Well, that's it for me.
you guys like camping?
I think it's intense
...in...tents... I'll get off the stage now
I lied. I will not delete any of my posts. Still, don't ask why.
Also, I think my keyboard is warped.
It really doesn't make sense for me to keep bumping this thread after I was the last one to post, but whatever.
One more time for good measure.
My turn, my 1st, try again.
Hey just so you all can feel superior, this thread was started long before the one that is just like it on epic, which is now officially, by far, the longest thread in epic history. Unfortunately, people seem to be saying the same shit, the "I'm last! No I am" and the "I'll post just to be a part of it", right down to the threats to shut it down by an adminestrator who says he'll lock it after making the last post. The only thing that can distiguish TGR's version is if people start posting copious amounts of porn, and use a lot more profanity.
I had to post something, just to be a part of this epic thread.:biggrin:
Now I'm posting just so an epic poster isn't last. There, bitch. (do they say that at epic?)
No, it's entirely too uptight and namby-pamby to use such coarse language there you fuckwad.:biggrin:
This still going on? I though I already killed it...
Tough shit bitches http://www.threadsnipe.com
Dust of Snow - Robert Frost
The way a crow
Shook down on me
The dust of snow
From a hemlock tree
Has given my heart
A change of mood
And saved some part
Of a day I had rued.
Stopping By Woods on a Snowy Evening - Robert Frost
Whose woods these are I think I know.
His house is in the village though;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his woods fill up with snow.
My little horse must think it queer
To stop without a farmhouse near
Between the woods and frozen lake
The darkest evening of the year.
He gives his harness bells a shake
To ask if there is some mistake.
The only other sound's the sweep
Of easy wind and downy flake.
The woods are lovely, dark and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.
I bet those epic guys don't have poetry in their Who's Last thread.
Snow Slider thinks he's gonna be last
He thinks his fingers are fast
He soon will be wearing a cast
Because blowing up bee's is a blast
The mailman will call the cops
because a baloon of burning gas SS did drop
SS will pull out a knife,
and say "bitch you better not call my wife!"
Can someone help me find a thread that i can use to pad my post count?
I'm winning this. Word.
;)
RISOTTO WITH ASPARAGUS, SUNDRIED
TOMATOES & PORCINI MUSHROOMS
1 lb. asparagus (cut into pieces)
1 1/2 c. arborio rice
2 tbsp. butter
1 tbsp. extra virgin olive oil
1/3 c. onion, chopped
12 sundried tomatoes (plumped & sliced) (see hint)
1/4 oz. dried porcini mushrooms (plumped & sliced)
See hint, optional
6-8 fresh mushrooms, sliced (optional)
5 c. stock
1/2 c. dry white wine or additional stock
1/3-1/2 c. pesto sauce
1/4 c. Parmesan cheese
1/2 c. walnut pieces, toasted
Freshly ground black pepper to taste
Hint: To plump sundried tomatoes and porcini mushrooms: Place the sundried tomatoes and the porcini mushrooms each in a separate 1 cup measure, pour boiling water over them just to cover, and allow to plump for 15 minutes. Drain and slice the vegetables, reserving the liquid and adding it to the simmering stock.
Place the stock in a small saucepan and bring to a boil, cover reduce and simmer, adding the drained liquids from the sundried tomatoes and porcini mushrooms. Steam the cut asparagus for 5 minutes. This may be done in a steamer or in the microwave.
In a 4 quart heavy saucepan over moderate heat, melt the butter and add the olive oil, add the chopped onion and saute until translucent. Add the rice and stir with a wooden spoon until coated. Then add the white wine and stir until completely absorbed. Begin to add the stock 1/2 cup at a time, stirring constantly and adding more stock only after all is absorbed.
Right now on Tech Talk I've got three "Kills" last posts just sitting there on the front page.
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Skilled in my ninja clickQuote:
Originally Posted by bklyntrayc
fake net gangstas get off my ...
DICK......
A wrecked um and checked um but still can't deflect umQuote:
Originally Posted by A-wreck
I move forward on the offensive
leaving you on your heels, feeling defensive
tracy can't spell her name
which is her only claim to fame
she fights with racists
she shreds the brooklyn gnar
and hucks from afar
but she won't win this thread on TGR
Pa SucksQuote:
Originally Posted by PaSucks
The name says it all
I came here to keep you in thrall
My lyrical skills, my words prophetic
Check yourself, the spelling is phonetic.
i feel like chicken tonight
When the party is packed, but the people are wack
They don't know how to act always on your back
Say Captain - Say Captain
When you feel like a star, want a drink at the bar
But you can't get far, nobody knows who you are
Say Captain - Say Captain
Life is just too much for you
You just don't know what to do
Can't make it now how no way
This is what you say
Say Captain say wot, say Captain say wot
Say Captain say wot, say Captain say wot
When your late for work and your boss is a jerk
Starts yelling and screaming till your feelings are hurt
Say Captain - Say Captain
When your bills are high and you're trying to get by
You're about to die but before you cry
Say Captain - Say Captain
Kung Pao Chicken @ mr ryde's tonight
My rhymes go on and continue to delight
me me me.
Bad mamma jamma but not today
I rock the last post without delay
big trubs is a bad mamma jamma
she smells much nicer than a llama
her tandem jumps excite the boys
her steeze, no one can rival
she likes to watch disney movies like fival
When you're rocking on the eastside
When you're rocking on the west
When you rock with us
Don't raise no fuss
'cause you're rocking with the best
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don't you people have jobs?
I don't really care at all if I am the last to post on a "thread".
Now it's time for y'all to concede
my i-net attack has made ya bleed
No. Do you? Now start rapping.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigtrubs
Inject a little flavor into this situation
Put your hands up in the TGR nation
Ingenuity keeps us unemployed
Shouts out to all those deployed
Not everyone here supports the war
just remember what y'all are here for
Don't care much if you believe in Jesus
But we will clown you if you ride the short bus
It's all about the snow being out to enjoy it
And silly stuff like this last post bullshit