I am drunk and i shall contrinute this:
ni!!!! NI~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I am drunk and i shall contrinute this:
ni!!!! NI~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS- bring me a shrubberyt!!!!!!!!!! one tha is nice and round with a valience around the side like so
Oh yeah... video post drunk do.
skiing Darth vader at about 2:50.
In my current state, I'm thinking we should make our own video to this song. take video clips when drunk, post them, I or someone else can cut them together.
But then, that will seem like a muc hworse idea tomorrow.
My breath smeellsss like pussy and I've been munchign since yestterady. But she's clean and ot... so it's alll goood.
I can't smell well right now.
Cho cchow mi amigsgsogsos.
Tom, you are such a huge fucking stud!
Tucker Max has nothing on you, you sexy mo fo. Please please keep us updated on all your tantilizing exploits, 8ball fused gangbangs, and general ladyslaying. With a stud like you behind the wheel, the Bus of Love only has one destination, and that's Pleasuretown!
Kisses,
Former Tom Conquest who is Still Pining Away
Yippity fuckin skippity we had grandma come over and babysit and went bumpin and grindin till some fat chick showed her tits.
Then we came to you, oh mighty collective!
HAMAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 111111111111111111111111111111
yes asdfiasodfn i love you allllllll.
Im still drunk. Good times.
Smoked the first whole cigarette of my life last night. Put a whole new spin on things.
PAGE TOP BITCHES!
Today went as follows: awesomely slow and boring day at work (still couldn't manage to crack 1 million on that ski game), kicked ass in lax (team won by like 10-15 goals and I had a nice HBA hit - head before ass - on a sweet pick), throwing down some vodka and chilling with the boys tonight, then tomorrow is co springs with a chica..,,,.,..then Sunday is rooftop madness in ulta pimp afasion.
Aliight.....back to me drink. :smile: :yourock: :the_finge :rolleyes: :D
It like being a virgin all over again. First drunk in many a year. My wife is pleasantly amused, but no sex in the future.
I don'tnow if I should be happy about having patrol buddies given the cold shoulder from the wife. I think I will make myself a martini and watch an old Bewitched flick.
Pulling a PBR out of an ice filled cooler after a few Sapphire tonix is good.
Which one of you in Euroland gots a recipe for a Brim (SP)? Summer is only good for BBQs and white colored fruit filled cocktails.
I AM A MONSTER!
I WILL EAT YOUR FACE!
Jager bombs > Me
m Not ads drnk as nick popaop??? but fuck, this is two psts today.
but fuck, butfuck he said butfuck, he he, he he [/beavis]
Hwy ASPLAT!!! ( I can't tell you how long it took me to find the "_(*P"+) in your name... (no backspacing there... :))
Anyway ... let me te.lll you all that I LOVE BOHDI @#$AR (where the hell is the exclamation phint... !!!!!!!! Oh, there it is...) for more than one reaeson... he started this bull-shit thread and he is a ROCK0-ASS of a friend... and I know he would be there for me if I needed him...
I lOVE this Bodhi!!!! (after I've been though a few @@@s and ####s...)
Shit... I need to drink less............... (but I still love you.... ).... ..... ....
Edit... cuase I have to ask... where are you Bodhi????? We haven't heard from you in a while......
HAMMEREDQ!!! or getting there. drinks on the ganouch tonight. :D
alright,....i'm on acid now....can someone watch me? plaease?
i'lll buy your food for the day.
promise.'
:D
and tha't snot a drunk post by nme.... being somwehwat seroius... my water looks like the vergion mary firhg tnow.
^^ Wow. So bummed to be missing the rooftop party. :rolleyes:
Dude. You moved to Denver. You should move back to NYC. Call us when ski season starts again.