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In other news...recently changed jobs and there's a gorgeous thiccc sales admin girl that I'm completely in love with.
I'm already prepared to throw it all away for her
I bet that these be real...
Of course he was looking at his phone
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Oh Hell yeah! This one's trouble.
Just take my word for it.
Mmmmmm....how'd ya like to go to Munchtown on that?
WTF is wrong with these photogs nowadays? Iron those fucking sheets before you put the models on them.
Iron yer sheets first.
And, oh those wrinkly sheets! There goes my hard on.
Rex Chapman is a good follow...
https://twitter.com/RexChapman/statu...10332072988672
I came in here all set to give I Skied Bandini Mountain a hard time for focusing on the paper placemat while he should be savoring the delicious cheeseburger, but then I realized the un-ironed sheets are probably just a necessity of the trade. I bet the only way the photographers can get these girls to plop their bare booties on the bed is to convince them that the sheets aren't leftovers from Filthy Fuckfest: Part V or Slut Wars: The Empire Squirts Back.
"Naw, babe. I promise, these sheets are totally clean; brand new. See, they've even still got the creases in 'em. Now, will you just drop your drawers and put your feet behind your head for the camera? We're burning daylight here."
I worked in the business for a time (no porn) and we'd do location shoots at certain houses you knew were used for porno, and it was like ewwww.. Same thing renting furniture for a shoot and certain items you'd wonder where it had been and what's been dropped on it. Good thing we didn't have a black light.
But yeah you gotta get those creases and wrinkles out. Those little hand held steamers work great for that.
see those wrinkles? drives me crazy.. amateurs.