Why has no one posted a picture of a monkey yet????
http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/...ush_monkey.jpg
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Why has no one posted a picture of a monkey yet????
http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/...ush_monkey.jpg
I find monkeys somewhat frightening... maybe this is why. :frown:
Since we are on the subject of primates, I thought I would mention that one of our closest relatives (as far as DNA concerns), bonobos are the only other animal known to have sex missionary style:
http://cosmicvariance.com/wp-images/bonobos.jpg
http://www.aliciapatterson.org/APF20...r/Foster03.gif
http://www.dlynnwaldron.com/Missionarycrop.jpg
Time for a revival.
And the moral of the story is: Don't piss off engineers who owe you money....
That is fucking awesome.
it has to stay on the front page...or it gets the hose.
sometimes when i'm about to bust a nut i like to make monkey noises
:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by thephatkid
1234
And I can't believe I (or someone else) hasn't posted this yet.
In honor of impending Easter:
johnny quest thinks we're sell-outs
Assuming you got grease on your jacket from any of the killington chairs.
Take your ski jacket to K cutomer service. They will send it to a local cleaner in Rutland. It takes about a week.
The cleaner is Modern Cleaners and they do a great job.
I had to have my red jacket cleaned several times due to the grease
from the chairs.
Why the fuck is there grease on their chairs?Quote:
Originally Posted by willywhit
killington must have some lazy ass mechanics.... And a week to clean a ski jacket that is shitty. One more reason why i will probably never ski on the ice coast.
they'll clean your jacket...fo' free.Quote:
Originally Posted by valleygirl
THAT'S customer service......
less than jake kicks ass, great live show,Quote:
Originally Posted by smalls
it puts the lotion on it's skin
I'm still out of fuckn pocket
That must really annoy your parents.Quote:
Originally Posted by thephatkid
they don't know yet.
So does Hadji-Quote:
Originally Posted by smalls
somone figure out how to embed this:
http://www.whoomp.com/articles/163/1...-4-non-blondes
it NEEDS to be in the super thread.
There you go
Yankees 1-0
Red Sox 0-1
Anyone else stoked for the new transformers movie???
I don't think I've been this excited since Snakes on a MOTHERFUCKIN' plane came out.
ouch. and so it begins...Quote:
Originally Posted by Benny Profane
Slackers! :nonono2: :nonono2: :nonono2:
28 pages... and no mention of the LS9000?
No but my mind is a piece of shit today...it's been a while, no?Quote:
Originally Posted by FrankZappa
this could be cross-posted in Skills That Don't Make you Proud... :confused:
yeah they get kinda pissed but whatever, it pisses me off when i hear them so i guess in some sick kinda way we are evenQuote:
Originally Posted by Tippster
only 223 more posts to get the top posted in thread in the padded room
"Bobbing for vomit" is a skill?Quote:
Originally Posted by valleygirl
now that there's some dirty laundry...!!!!!!!:eek:
steve, those cheating husband pics were your 2000 post, congrats
This one is skiing related.
Link
From another, poor, neglected thread. Ths deserves greatness.
http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/msnbc/C...10.hmedium.jpg
LONDON - Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time, but this may top them all.
In comments published Tuesday, the 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist said he had snorted his father’s ashes mixed with cocaine.
“The strangest thing I’ve tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father,” Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.
“He was cremated, and I couldn’t resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn’t have cared,” he said, adding that “it went down pretty well, and I’m still alive.”
“I’ve no pretensions about immortality,” he added. “I’m the same as everyone ... just kind of lucky.
“I was No. 1 on the ‘who’s likely to die’ list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list,” Richards said.
The rocker, who underwent an operation in New Zealand last year after reportedly falling out of a tree in Fiji, also took a swipe at some of the big musical acts of today.
“Everyone’s a load of crap,” he said. “They are trying to be somebody else, and they ain’t being themselves. Libertines, Arctic Monkeys, Bloc Party? Load of crap, load of crap. Posers, rubbish.”
Blarney.