Mrs Roo has a beard like Abe Lincoln
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Mrs Roo has a beard like Abe Lincoln
Brock Landers is the luvchild of advice guru Ann Landers
Nohills makes crop circles in the cornfield and claims the aliens that abducted her did it.
Plakespear once had an affair with Ann Coulter.
El Chupacabra only knows this because he double-teamed her with me a few times.
plakespear still measures his success in the number of falls he takes on blue runs. 3 a day = a good day
Irbis loves tulips in an unwholesome way.
Tippster's actually posting from the office of the vice president.
Tye1on is "servicing" the VP under Cheney's desk right now, while Tippster is standing by with a handful of kleenex.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tye 1on
El Chup is daydreaming about his last vegas hooker while he types useless shit.
Tye 1on likes the strap on.
72twenty has his penis in a gutted trout right now.
mushmouth drank the goo from 72's gutted trout
tchpdk ate the guts AND the penis
Telemike farted, but it wasn't fresh.
72Twenty smelled my fart
I don't know telemike, but I think he may have access to a computer.
Grrrr's real name, or the name he uses for his gynecology practice, is Gr. Grrr Grrrrr
mushmouth is a gynocologist who only services hefty women. He turns away all the hot chicks
blurreds_left_nut enjoys windows vista
P McPoser masturbates to gay porn on the internet
disarray still breastfeeds
thephatkid is neither fat, nor a kid, nor, in fact, a human being. He is a typical specimen of a rare breed of fern, noted for its intelligence and internet savvy.
the s stands for supercalifragalisticexpialydocious
thephatkid gets off to tubgirl
skiingsamuai IS tubgirl
freeskier is the TUB! in tubgirl
bump for boredom
DHTH is one lame fucking alias.
Wait - that's no secret.
Tippster likes cheap cigars.
Tippster loves the Red WingsQuote:
Originally Posted by Tippster
and the real David Hasselhoff alias is mine.
It is true.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rontele
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rontele
Michael Knight’s newly created face was not the result of a random choice or accident. It was a replica of the face of Garthe Knight, Wilton Knight’s son, whom both Wilton and Devon thought had been permanently put away in a remote prison in Africa. After many years in captivity, Garthe managed to escape, return to the United States, and, with the help of Wilton’s ex-wife, build a huge truck named Goliath.
OOOOOooooo, it's a Hasslehoff Off!Quote:
Originally Posted by Don't Hassle The Hoff
DHtH's avatar proves once and for all that david hasslehoff is a woman with an enormously hairy mound:eek:
(and smallish hairy breasts:eek: )
and wow! that video is worse than a live performance i saw the 'hoff do many years back, with a backing band of dudes in giant muppet suits...YOW!!!!
(it is amusing though listening to those fresh:nonono2: beats while watching skiingsamarai's avatar dance along:tongue: ...try it!)
I guess I don't have to reveal the previous poster's deepest hidden secret, he outed himself! :p :D :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by buckethead
excuse me:Quote:
Originally Posted by SheSkisTrees
that was a live performance ON TV!!
(and like, for 3 minutes, 'cause it was just to absurd to surf on)
must admit however that i did see a david cassidy concert at madison square garden (big sister's choice) when i was a wee pup.
was most disappointed that love of my life, tambourinist and supreme cutie tracy partridge was not in cassidy's real band...
and thus one of my first experiences of deep disillusionment:frown: :tdo13:
but enough about me:
SST only chimed in about the hasselhoff concert because she paid $1000 a ticket to be there...and was hoping i'd really been there too and written down the setlist :fm:
Buckethead plays his tambourine while watching old Monkeys videos.
MrZach secretly spells his name with a "k" when no one's around.