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Welland girls are goats?Quote:
Originally Posted by Gcooker
Speaking of hood scoops and the Upstate, I’m wondering if that’s what Timber chose as his expedition weapon for his voyage to find Utica Club?
Where did you grow up? Lewiston?Quote:
Originally Posted by Gcooker
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Funny it looks like it could be from the drivers seat in that photo eh? Blending in upstate seamlessly with an electric blue torque steer machine. Nothing says business in the front more than a ram air scoop, or, maybe butterflying a cow on a homemade engine hoist in the front yard?Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
I couldn't take the Range Rover. It was in the shop...but before you all jump on my shit about that, it was just for an oil change and some swaybar bushings.
My Upstate whip of choice...with faux hood scoop...drum roll please...
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Who’s to say update New York ends at the border? Just across a little river from Lewiston.Quote:
Originally Posted by BC13
Have you been to welland? The answer is.... possibly.Quote:
Originally Posted by riser3
Very nice, but I think we were all hoping it would be the Hellcat Minivan from a page back.Quote:
Originally Posted by Timberridge
It's way slower.
Lol. Now that I've had mine for a few months I've determined that every piece of rubber underneath is shot. More effort than I want to put in to replace it all... I'll just deal with the bounce and wallow for a while.Quote:
Originally Posted by Timberridge
PM Bobby TR, he’ll fix your slow problem.
Where the hell is Bobby, he showed up a few weeks ago and *poof* he's gone again?Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
I bought a two-wheeled hell machine a few weeks ago for when I need the world in front of me to go
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What’s the status on the dog that came with the hell machine?Quote:
Originally Posted by Timberridge
You mean the 4 legged hell machine?
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Wow, so that really happened. Cute pup.
What in the Cinnamon Toast Fuck is happening in here. I stumbled back in after it was linked form another post and started taking a peak at some of the submissions. Manual 4wheel Tercel Wagon hate? Those things were bomber. Taurus SHO? Talk about sleeper for the time period.
I always get a kick out of the Dodge Journey hate on r/askcarsales. If you are a car person and aren't perusing that sub, please do. Some great quotes:
"Some cars are built for driving and some are built for burying negative equity. The Journey is the top of its class in the latter."
"Don't forget it's the only new vehicle sold in the USA with a 4 speed auto trans."
"You bought a 16 foot long SUV that weighs 4000 pounds and only has a 170hp 4 cylinder engine under the hood."
"The Dodge Journey is like Mary Poppins much less well known 2nd cousin. Instead of being Practically Perfect in Every Way, it's Mostly Mediocre in a Multitude of Methods."
The stories are classic about people either coming into the dealership upside down as fuck on those, with like $600/month payments that they need to roll into some other hideous choice, or the poor guy who comes home to find one in his driveway along with some dong-numbing payment plan and the disappearance of the Sienna as a trade in all at once.
^Basically Aldo got some book and he's on pg 22 or something.Quote:
Originally Posted by Art Shirk
Srsly, besides yourself, who is perusing the Dodge Journey subreddit on the reg?
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Originally Posted by Timberridge
Looks kind of like an Ewok.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ted Striker
I must've skimmed by that one, because those would be fighting words to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Art Shirk
Right? Cute pup TR!Quote:
Originally Posted by Ted Striker
Also this. Who could hate that thing? Had a buddy in college who had one. Tons of fun.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ted Striker
Hah. Made me google.Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
https://carbuzz.com/news/chrysler-pa...-of-our-dreams
Well Nissan put that GTR engine in a Juke so I think they were at the same coke binge.
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Can you imagine what a party that must have been?Quote:
Originally Posted by Art Shirk
A fastfred level party.Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
Someone built a deck and made off with the lady of the house?Quote:
Originally Posted by Timberridge
The worst car? I’ll tell you what the worst car is. It’s the imaginary car my lovely wife hasn’t decided on now for 2 years. Yes 2 years. Back and forth, nashing of teeth, zero decisions, zero test drives, zero plan. But lots of talk and many conflicting opinions.
The worst car is the decision that can’t seem to be made, and it hangs over you like a fucking anvil.
And now the sneak peaks of the 2022s are coming out so maybe those would be better choices. Now I’m looking at year 3.
This is awesome. You all should try it.
So do you guys even need an another car?
Unless there's a real mechanical/safety issue at hand with the current vehicle, this seems like an anti-problem?Quote:
Originally Posted by EWG
Or maybe there is no current vehicle?
A bicycle will keep her trim and fit.
That, but do a gift package - not just a bicycle, but perhaps consider including a vacuum cleaner, a few bars of soap, and some deodorant.Quote:
Originally Posted by Timberridge
Put it all in the driveway with a giant red bow wrapper, like those Lexus "December to Remember" commercials.
I actually saw a neighbor give his wife a Lexus with a giant bow on top one Christmas growing up.
From my vantage point it looked to go over much better than a bike.
Apparently, you and I are married to the same woman.Quote:
Originally Posted by EWG
Get the Hellcat Minivan.
That’s for all the help and kind words. A few follow up points:
Our kid needs a car now. Fucker. In college, summer job blah blah blah. Lovely wife’s current car is 12 years old, plan is to move that one over to him. Still works well. A bit beat up but mechanically sound hopefully. Good college adventure car. When this plan was hatched 2 years ago there was plenty of time. We are now down to two weeks before the car goes to him.
Lovely wife is a strong cyclist and is currently quite fit and trim. Has received many bicycles for gifts. When she got her custom MTB frame she slept with it in the bedroom till it was built up. So TR this could be a viable alternative.
However, the cleaning products may not go over so well based on past experience. If I go that route I would ask those of you that have my cell phone number to do a safety check in every few hours and alert the authorities if I don’t respond. Or just alert them immediately. I’m fairly certain of the outcome.
Same outcome if I propose a minivan. Even with a hellcat motor.
Ted, testing your theory. Does the conversation typically revolve around how not much is needed and really anything would work, followed by an extremely detailed and self conflicting list of requirements? If yes, please say hi for me.
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RS6AvantWithaBox and call it done.
She needs some incentive. figure out a car that she really doesn’t like, and then set a deadline that you’re going to buy it by. It’s the default scary car following behind her just like top gear. If she doesn’t make up her mind by the deadline, that’s the car she gets.
got to be firm in matters like this.
I'd prefer an RS7, even if it takes a uhaul trailer to make it work. Do those do well off-road?Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
The more I think about this the more merit it seems to have...Quote:
Originally Posted by m2711c
Aldo, where's page 23?
While we wait for Aldo to turn the page (fingers crossed its the chapter about anything Daimler-Chrysler) this came across my instagram feed. Yup, some dolt here in town is dragging a hovercraft behind his Rolls.
Yo Bobby! Tell me this guy is a client.
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Worst car indeed.