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07-01-2021, 05:57 PM
k2skier112

What's more 'Merican than a business running things the way that they want to? Or is Capitalism and personal choice dead now?
07-01-2021, 06:41 PM
old goat

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Originally Posted by singlecross

Powder skirts under their jackets. So sad to still be living closeted.

How do you know? Did you lift up their jackets to see? #skipatroltoo

And since when have snowboarders been a separate race. I thought they were a separate species.
07-01-2021, 08:29 PM
telefreewasatch

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Originally Posted by old goat

How do you know? Did you lift up their jackets to see? #skipatroltoo

And since when have snowboarders been a separate race. I thought they were a separate species.

Best laugh of the day.
Thanks...
07-01-2021, 08:57 PM
Skrilla Gorilla

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Originally Posted by k2skier112

What's more 'Merican than a business running things the way that they want to? Or is Capitalism and personal choice dead now?

My point exactly: I personally choose to ride the lifts at those bumps. But the fucking ski Nazis swoop in with prior restraint. This aggression will not stand.

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07-01-2021, 09:05 PM
spanghew

https://youtu.be/KI-8hst0bho
07-02-2021, 04:38 PM
k2skier112

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Originally Posted by Skrilla Gorilla

My point exactly: I personally choose to ride the lifts at those bumps. But the fucking ski Nazis swoop in with prior restraint. This aggression will not stand.

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Then you would do that with skis on and everyone wins.
Go to Snowbird or Stowe if you need to snowboard. Such easy solutions!
07-03-2021, 05:10 AM
Skrilla Gorilla

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Originally Posted by k2skier112

Then you would do that with skis on and everyone wins.
Go to Snowbird or Stowe if you need to snowboard. Such easy solutions!

No. I would do that on a snowboard. I'm not a member of the privileged whYte elite master race so I don't own skis. Only the ski Nazis are winning at Alta and MRG. You're articulating solutions, but you sound a whole hell of a lot like Neville Chamberlain.

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07-03-2021, 05:15 AM
singlecross

Buy a monoski?
07-03-2021, 05:16 AM
Skrilla Gorilla

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Originally Posted by singlecross

Buy a monoski?

Turn the bindings sideways and sure.

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07-03-2021, 05:23 AM
singlecross

What about turning your snowboard bindings forward and carrying ski poles?
07-03-2021, 05:31 AM
Skrilla Gorilla

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Originally Posted by singlecross

What about turning your snowboard bindings forward and carrying ski poles?

So just give up on Poland is what you're saying...

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07-03-2021, 06:48 AM
singlecross

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Originally Posted by Skrilla Gorilla

So just give up on Poland is what you're saying...

Yes, I would recommend that you stop trying to invade these places.
07-03-2021, 07:17 AM
Skrilla Gorilla

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Originally Posted by singlecross

Yes, I would recommend that you stop trying to invade these places.

I'm trying to liberate them from the ski Nazis bruh. Me, the allies, and Ike.

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07-03-2021, 07:29 AM
ill-advised strategy

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Originally Posted by Skrilla Gorilla

This aggression will not stand.

Meh…it’s probably gonna stand though.
07-03-2021, 07:50 AM
jono

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Originally Posted by ill-advised strategy

Meh…it’s probably gonna stand though.

Nate Bargatze's voice is gonna be in my head all day now. Well played sir.
07-03-2021, 08:51 AM
k2skier112

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Originally Posted by Skrilla Gorilla

Turn the bindings sideways and sure.

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Awww, is skiing too hard for millennials?
There's only 2 ski areas, ("ski areas"), that don't allow snowboards, and all you can focus on is those 2...white privilege much?
You do play a good troll tho, props.
07-03-2021, 12:20 PM
twat

i like the monoski up, snowboard down idea very much ; )

how about adding
J VELCROTEK CARBON XT: BLACK EDITION BINDING SYSTEM
?????

you could easily swop positions on your board. depending where you are, or whom you deal with!

interesting i have the problem for your solution.
07-03-2021, 02:15 PM
old goat

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Originally Posted by Skrilla Gorilla

No. I would do that on a snowboard. I'm not a member of the privileged whYte elite master race so I don't own skis. Only the ski Nazis are winning at Alta and MRG. You're articulating solutions, but you sound a whole hell of a lot like Neville Chamberlain.

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Take it to polyass

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Originally Posted by Skrilla Gorilla

My point exactly: I personally choose to ride the lifts at those bumps. But the fucking ski Nazis swoop in with prior restraint. This aggression will not stand.

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Quoting George Herbert Walker Bush is unlikely to win you any points with libs or magas or anyone else.
07-03-2021, 02:51 PM
Skrilla Gorilla

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Originally Posted by k2skier112

Awww, is skiing too hard for millennials?
There's only 2 ski areas, ("ski areas"), that don't allow snowboards, and all you can focus on is those 2...white privilege much?
You do play a good troll tho, props.

What year were you born son?

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07-03-2021, 02:56 PM
Skrilla Gorilla

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Originally Posted by old goat

Take it to polyass

Quoting George Herbert Walker Bush is unlikely to win you any points with libs or magas or anyone else.

Chances are I know much more about public affairs and politics than most folks on this board bruh...https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...3490efb662.gif

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07-03-2021, 04:28 PM
old goat

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Originally Posted by Skrilla Gorilla

Chances are I know much more about public affairs and politics than most folks on this board bruh...https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...3490efb662.gif

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Who the fuck are you--Donald Trump Jr.? And I'm not your brother.
07-03-2021, 05:55 PM
Skrilla Gorilla

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Originally Posted by old goat

Who the fuck are you--Donald Trump Jr.? And I'm not your brother.

No. I'm a Phil Scott / Charlie Baker Republican.

And I don't have to call you bruh, son; calm down.

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07-03-2021, 06:44 PM
old goat

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Originally Posted by Skrilla Gorilla

No. I'm a Phil Scott / Charlie Baker Republican.

And I don't have to call you bruh, son; calm down.

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Those are Republicans who lack sarcasm meters?
07-03-2021, 07:25 PM
Skrilla Gorilla

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Originally Posted by old goat

Those are Republicans who lack sarcasm meters?

Maybe?https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...b2e8b9e48f.gif

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07-03-2021, 09:31 PM
mfcf13

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Originally Posted by Skrilla Gorilla

I'm trying to liberate them from the ski Nazis bruh. Me, the allies, and Ike.

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Your continued false equivalency between nazi germany and alta ski patrol suggests a high level of stupidity and douchebaggery on your part. My grandparents escaped the nazis, they don't find your snowboarder oppression olympics to be amusing.

Plus, everyone knows that surf nazis are much worse than ski nazis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg5IsQKBE4g

Thankfully there are brave people out there, like Leroy's Mama. Otherwise I'd be worried that the world is filled with a bunch of whiny asswipes like Skrilla Gorilla.
07-04-2021, 02:35 AM
tetzen

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Originally Posted by singlecross

What about turning your snowboard bindings forward and carrying ski poles?

Or better yet, put monoski mounts between the snowboard bindings. Ride on the lift as a monoskier, exit the lift as a snowboarder. Problem solved.
07-04-2021, 08:02 AM
Harry

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Alta is for Nazis

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Originally Posted by mfcf13

Your continued false equivalency between nazi germany and alta ski patrol suggests a high level of stupidity and douchebaggery on your part. My grandparents escaped the nazis, they don't find your snowboarder oppression olympics to be amusing.

My Dad dropped bombs on Nazi’s from a B-24.

Alta Ski Patrol drops bombs too.

Obvious conclusion = Alta Patrol are ANTIFA, not Nazis.

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07-04-2021, 08:44 AM
tuco

Alta was actually the first resort in UT(maybe the country)
to allow snowboarders. That ended in '84.
You squandered your opportunity skrilla!
You can only blame yerself!
(Not sure why you'd want to traverse Alta via gravity slave plank anyway)
07-04-2021, 09:54 AM
Kinnikinnick

I still cannot believe that those snowboarders lost their lawsuit to have Snowboarding become a recognized protected class. They are retarded after all.

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07-04-2021, 10:54 AM
b0ardski

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Originally Posted by tetzen

Or better yet, put monoski mounts between the snowboard bindings. Ride on the lift as a monoskier, exit the lift as a snowboarder. Problem solved.

like this? on a '92 libtech grocer
https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/...623ccb1c_c.jpg
https://live.staticflickr.com/7150/6...dbeeee80_o.jpgalso have an '89 K2 TX
https://live.staticflickr.com/2666/4...f8ae52aa_o.jpg
09-08-2021, 07:59 AM
Skrilla Gorilla

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Originally Posted by mfcf13

Your continued false equivalency between nazi germany and alta ski patrol suggests a high level of stupidity and douchebaggery on your part. My grandparents escaped the nazis, they don't find your snowboarder oppression olympics to be amusing.

Plus, everyone knows that surf nazis are much worse than ski nazis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg5IsQKBE4g

Thankfully there are brave people out there, like Leroy's Mama. Otherwise I'd be worried that the world is filled with a bunch of whiny asswipes like Skrilla Gorilla.

You must be new.
09-08-2021, 08:23 AM
Skrilla Gorilla

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Originally Posted by tetzen

Or better yet, put monoski mounts between the snowboard bindings. Ride on the lift as a monoskier, exit the lift as a snowboarder. Problem solved.

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09-08-2021, 08:24 AM
Skrilla Gorilla

Quote:

Originally Posted by tuco

Alta was actually the first resort in UT(maybe the country)
to allow snowboarders. That ended in '84.
You squandered your opportunity skrilla!
You can only blame yerself!
(Not sure why you'd want to traverse Alta via gravity slave plank anyway)

Jokes on you: I was a skier until 1993.
09-08-2021, 08:25 AM
Skrilla Gorilla

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Originally Posted by b0ardski

like this? on a '92 libtech grocer

https://live.staticflickr.com/7150/6...dbeeee80_o.jpgalso have an '89 K2 TX

The middle board says "Shalom" on it: that wouldn't fly with the Ski Nazis at Alta...
09-08-2021, 08:29 AM
tuco

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Originally Posted by Skrilla Gorilla

Jokes on you: I was a skier until 1993.

I've been had:rolleyes:
09-08-2021, 08:39 AM
Skrilla Gorilla

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Originally Posted by tuco

I've been had:rolleyes:

https://y.yarn.co/b353198f-7b45-4e6b...121e244016.mp4
09-12-2021, 06:19 PM
John Doe

Uh, don't think so

Yeh, i get your point but, my buddy's parents were in the holocaust, they were spared as they were young & go out but were in a concentration camp. About 75% of his family was murdered. Last time I was at Alta they weren't committing large scale genocide.
09-12-2021, 10:07 PM
irul&ublo

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I think they’re heading to High Rustler

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09-12-2021, 10:10 PM
irul&ublo

Alta is for Nazis

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Originally Posted by Skrilla Gorilla

Jokes on you: I was a skier until 1993.

No. The joke’s on those not coordinated enough to use their legs independently of one another.
09-13-2021, 04:56 AM
Skrilla Gorilla

You guys need to loosen up and have a beer in the lodge.

At Alta they serve German beer.

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