What's New on The Snackscape, Cretins?
^^^Great choice for their first taste….
What's New on The Snackscape, Cretins?
Snacks you take for granted that I can't get in JP.
Cool Ranch Doritos
Ranch dressing, Thousand Island
Fritos
Worthers
Strawberry Bon Bon's (from your mom's christmas candy bowl.)
Girl Scout Cookies. (Thin Mints and Tagalongs)
Cherry Coke, Mountain Dew
Taco Bell. There, I said it.
Starburst
Jolly Ranchers
Kraft Macaroni and Cheese
Albertson's Dutch Crust French Bread
Italian Sausage (although I've learned to make it.)
Egg Noodles, like from stroganoff.
Chow Mein dried noodles (my mom actually sent me some.. ha) No, they're not chinese, they're purely American.
Chips A' Hoy cookies.
Triscuits.
Milk in a hard plastic container hits differently than milk in a cardboard one.
Dairy Queen— Peanut Buster Parfaits.
Not a snack, but a huge one-- Breakfast Diners and Bagel shops. Imagine your wife ripped those out of your life.
Costco arrived in town and returned things like sesame seed hamburger buns, 12 grain bread, breakfast sausage, English muffins.
Count your blessings, homies. You can’t get rid of the cravings of your cultural upbringing.