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We just had a chili cook-off at the office.
12 different chilis and 50 people eating them.
Things are about to happen
Oh dear god
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Originally Posted by booner
One qt of chili with extra cumin and 2 tbsp of franks red hot for good measure just consumed here...
I feel it brewing
Who thought this was a good idea? And did you bring a snow cone with which to wipe your ass?Quote:
Originally Posted by booner
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http://www.thepowellmovement.com/lis...-cody-townsendQuote:
Originally Posted by Beaver
On vacation from work so it's paid time. Checking in from Real Alcazar Sevilla. I found the most remote toilet I could find. I think they are going to close it off permanently when I am finished.
If my office is in the basement, does that mean the bathrooms on the 2nd floor of the house can be considered 3rd floor bathrooms?
Timely bump.
Keep on slaying.
the third floor bathroom is the bathroom off the master bedroomQuote:
Originally Posted by riser3
mine needs to be cleaned... with this interruption in my sex life cleaning it is not a priority
That would be ColonQuote:
Originally Posted by Beaver
Oh, we let my wife own that one.Quote:
Originally Posted by DBdude
I'm used to destroying the work bathrooms, but try to tone it down during this WFH period so I don't have to clean it up. That said, I'm kind of impressed by the damage my 9yo daughter can do. #girldad
Well, girls don't poop. Duh.
It’s not nearly as fun slaying my own bathroom.
Hope this work from home is over soon
we hold these truths to be self evident...
if you are an hourly employee always poop on the clock never on break
if no handi capable people are around always go for the handycrapper stall
Real ladies (my wife for example) would rather you finance a 40k truck and a 40k 5th wheel then shit in the slate creek campground crapper.
He who slays first after the janitor cleans wins for that shift, day, week, year (insert interval of cleaning here). Please initial next to the janitor on the back of the door to claim your prize
I wish that when I slay3d the bathroom during the work day that it was not the one in my house. Paint is gonna be pealing off before I'm done today.
Not a bathroom story, but I crop dusted the office the other day.
And then an audible sqeaked out
Fml. Oops. At least it wasn’t wet
Go big or go home! Loud and wet FTW!Quote:
Originally Posted by Core Shot
Given the evidence of aerosilization of coronavirus with flushing the toilet, "slayed" takes on a literal meaning.
It smells like I ate a rotting rhinoceros.
Think he left skid marks in the oval office bathroom?
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/polit...rtan-dhp-feeds
I hope so. The Mooch is an obnoxious pompous ass, however, this is awesome. And, I can't say that I wouldn't have the same bucket list item.Quote:
Originally Posted by evdog
End the lockdowns.
Workers need to get back into the office. And use the work bathrooms
https://www.freep.com/story/news/loc...op/4473316001/
And lock your car doors in the meantime
I was on a job 10+ years ago. The porta potty there was beyond full, and I was hoping to finish the day without using it. No luck. At the end of the day I had to go. I opened the door, and I swear my balls would have dipped in shit had I taken a seat. I hovered over the seat doing some downhill training move and let fly. My turd was draped over the seat. I shut that toilet down! I should have tipped the whole toilet on its side and let the mess run down the driveway as a protest about the terrible condition of the toilet.
PM deepsouthmafiaQuote:
Originally Posted by Rontele
if rontele pm'd dsm or vice versa, would a blackhole form?Quote:
Originally Posted by riser3
I certainly hope so. Muahahaha. And very much on topic.Quote:
Originally Posted by stealurface831
So the next time you go in a fresh portapotty, realize that no matter how pristine it is now, not long ago, it probably housed unspeakable horrors.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jethro
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Originally Posted by Jethro
I’ll just leave this here…
:biggrin:https://slate.com/technology/2021/05...mpression=true
And then I remembered that I work from home.
Dude I know worked in a suit and tie scene in Chicago. Used to drop a deuce and move to the next stall for clean up without flushing the first bowl. Left turds with no paper for the next user to wonder how the fuck that happened.
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Originally Posted by ticketchecker
Well that dude would really blow my mind if I wandered in at the wrong time and saw him hunched over with suit pants at his ankles waddling his brown ass to the next stall.
two days in a row, I slayed the work bathroom* so hard that I almost needed the poop knife**.
* since I am working from home, I guess you could just call it "the bathroom"
** no, I do not actually have, nor have I ever had, a poop knife.
This thread takes on a different connotation now that I'm WFH permanently.
14 years WFH. Family wants me to stop slaying the work bathroom.