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Eagles twitter is a dark place right now. If I were iggles coaching staff or front office, I wouldn't go anywhere in that town without a full on disguise.
Myles Garrett is a bad man.
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I'm really glad this one is only on the radio for me today. I may just keep working around the house and hope we see some Case Keenum action in the 2nd half.
I'm pretty sure the Browns just lost 1/2 of the best running back duo in the entire league to season-ending injury.
Radio call just had Kareem Hunt getting carted off and tossing his gear to the crowd in tears.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
There can only be one great Lake Erie team at a time
RIP Browns
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The good news after that fucking shitshow is that we get to drink again on Thursday. If we lose to the donkeys it’s gonna get real fucking dark in the Land…
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On a + note, Baker's new commercial where he gives the kids nachos for Halloween is pretty funny.
At least we still have the commercials.
I’m hard pressed to remember a time when injuries have just so thoroughly decimated this team. I’m used to seeing has-beens and never-will-bes trotted out there in orange and brown, but not actual starters going down one after the other like this. This linger season is gonna crush these guys.
Hunt announced out for multiple weeks. Waiting on Baker and OBJ's MRIs>Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
JOK now out for multiple weeks.
The list
OFFENSE
Landry
Wills
Conklin
Hubbard
OBJ
Chubb
Hunt
DEFENSE
Newsome
JOK
Malcom Smith
All but one of those guys is a starter. If we call both RBs starters, that's 6 out of the starting 11 guys on offense out if OBJ can't go. And the 7th, Baker, is a QB playing with a torn shoulder.
Landry and Chubb will be back this week.
Hope so.Quote:
Originally Posted by I Skied Bandini Mountain
Was just revealed that, after hurting his shoulder, popping it back in, and going back in the game, Baker's shoulder popped out again on a no-contact play. I mean, correct me if I'm wrong, but that doesn't sound awesome.
Remember back before the season when there was discussion of changing the name of this thread to the "memorial" drink the depression...thread, in honor of the Brown's no longer being a shitfest?
Yeah, me neither.
Ufda, when you see it all lined up like that its anything but inspiring. Injuries are part of the game, but that's so much talent not on the field.Quote:
Originally Posted by EWG
We will need em.Quote:
Originally Posted by I Skied Bandini Mountain
Ha!Quote:
Originally Posted by EWG
Thing is, they're not a shitshow. They're just currently disappointing and really banged up. Their 3 losses are to 3 of the best teams the league, two of those losses are by a total of 10 whole points.
I'm still with Baker, "backs against the wall, but I like our odds".
This just made me contemplate the pure joy of supporting a team lead by First Cousins. Welcome to purgatory - there's always room for one more. Worse than knowing you are bad is thinking you might be good.Quote:
Originally Posted by EWG
Bills fan. Safe to assume we have lifetime member status in this thread?
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Let’s just say it would take a lot of years with a lot of wins before the bouncer starts giving you the look.
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We're not in the same straits as the Browns...yet. There's no reason for you to be here other than to support our Lake Erie brethren.Quote:
Originally Posted by atree
Now if we drop 3 to Hoody, the Fish, and Mormon Boy after the bye, I'll join this party.
Bills fans are definitely safe here, but as TR points out, no need to jump on this bandwagon just yet.
CLE sports talk this morning told me that 37% of the roster is on the IL.
It may be too early for math, but I still don’t think that’s a good number.
Not sure if you guys listen to the GM Shuffle, but Lombardi has been crushing Baker lately! He can't run the two minute offense, he's exposed when he needs to make a play, lackluster arm talent, etc.
Sucks he's banged up. I think he's a good to great player, but he's pretty streaky.
This is a good Browns team, but this injury bug they have is not good. They need a bye week.Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
Just want to know I’m welcome if/when the wheels fall off the wagon. Watching that ridiculous forward lateral kick return attempt last night triggered a dark, lonely space in the back of my mind. Allen still looks confused regularly, and offensive play calling seems shaky. The kc win is hard to trust given kc’s horrible play. I still think we’re being way over-hyped.Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
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Chubb is out Thursday. Shit, The only teams with worse injury situations than Cleveland are my fantasy teams.
Didnt get a chance to check in since I was busy drinking away the depression after "being owned" by manbun mcfuckface...
I was also rooting for Bill's mafia but like has been said multiple times....Henry is superhuman.
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Daboll was off kilter last night due to his grandfather dying and they shoulda hung a 40+ on Titans last night...a few inches on spots and a holding call or two and they're over 40. And can somebody tell me why T Bass suddenly can't kick a touchback, or were they trying to get the Titans to run the ball back on kickoffs?Quote:
Originally Posted by atree
YesQuote:
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Double shit, Baker is now out too.Quote:
Originally Posted by I Skied Bandini Mountain
Ladies and Gentlemen, please give a warm welcome to the starting quarterback of your Cleveland Browns....
CASE KEEEEEEEEENUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMM!!!!!
*crickets*
https://www.clevelandbrowns.com/news...art-vs-broncos
As a giants enthusiast, [can i call it being a fan anymore? I just lament the news now], [emoji482] cheers [emoji482]
Would you like to borrow Mitch Trubisky?Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
I wouldn't want to add season-ending injury to Mitchell Trubisky's stat line this week.Quote:
Originally Posted by Timberridge
But I'll let the boys in Berea know its an option.
Baker reveals his labrum is completely torn. That's gotta require surgery at some point, no?
So much promise this season, so much lost. Ugh.
I'm not a Heisman wining QB so take this with a grain of salt. I've had a SLAP tear for many years. If I do PT for a month or so I can still play baseball. Then one time I roll over in bed, and *bam* it hurts again, and back to PT. It's a cycle which never ends. I think unless it's minor, a young elite athlete would probably opt have it repaired?
If his left shoulder is dislocating every time he gets dropped on the ground, that's not going to be good for his mental game management.
They're pretty much the same QB, right?Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
I don't think so.Quote:
Originally Posted by Supermoon
However, judging by the callers on sports talk radio today there seems to be a bit of confusion about who he even is. Many apparently think he's the reanimated corpse of Saturday morning disc jock Kasey Kasem, which would also be appropriate given the status of the team.
Well you do have the Rock and Roll HoF there, so I understand the confusion.
In other news,
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Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars should be the Browns' new motto.Quote:
Originally Posted by Timberridge
Oh, just announced: OBJ out for Thursday as well.
Neat.
Fun fact - Alan Freed, the Cleveland disc jockey who ushered rock and roll music into the mainstream of American culture, drank himself to death.
That seems very on-brand.Quote:
Originally Posted by I Skied Bandini Mountain
Case Keenum has got some bang-up stats. 71 total games over 11 seasons, 75 passing TDs and 47 INTs.
Whereas Kasey Kasem topped the charts every week.Quote:
Originally Posted by I Skied Bandini Mountain
Not seeing the confusion here.