TR: Cougar Hunting in ASSPEN: My First Night Experience....just call me T.J. Burke

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12-29-2010, 10:43 AM
whipski

Bagged one!

So nasty scroll down for pic
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http://i619.photobucket.com/albums/t...ki/HuntG-2.jpg
12-29-2010, 01:42 PM
jon gaper

whipski,that cougar looks under-age for aspen
02-19-2013, 03:01 AM
LightRanger

How is this thread not in the HOF?
02-19-2013, 03:30 PM
Percy Rideout

hmnnnn I must pass you on a daily basis out here raps. who are you??
02-19-2013, 04:13 PM
up an down

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Originally Posted by Asspen

hmnnnn I must pass you on a daily basis out here raps. who are you??

unleash your hounds and flush out that salacious rapscallion.
02-19-2013, 04:25 PM
Crampedon

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Originally Posted by Asspen

hmnnnn I must pass you on a daily basis out here raps. who are you??

He won't be hard to spot

http://www.dallasvoice.com/wp-conten.../11/Travel.jpg
10-21-2013, 02:00 PM
DasBlunt

I met a cougar last summer (2012) at the Bocce court at the base of Aspen mountain and promptly banged her in the Gondola. Gnar points for Gondola sex?
10-21-2013, 04:27 PM
liv2ski

^^^^Pics of said cougar or it didn't happen.
10-22-2013, 09:48 AM
Dhelihiker

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Originally Posted by whipski

http://i619.photobucket.com/albums/t...ki/HuntG-2.jpg

weak sauce
10-22-2013, 10:15 AM
Toadman

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Originally Posted by DasBlunt

I met a cougar last summer (2012) at the Bocce court at the base of Aspen mountain and promptly banged her in the Gondola. Gnar points for Gondola sex?

No points for gondola sex. Chair lifts, and for bonus points, a T-bar, or rope tow.

Oh, and practice safe sex, always wear a helmet.
10-25-2013, 02:07 PM
Percy Rideout

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Originally Posted by DasBlunt

I met a cougar last summer (2012) at the Bocce court at the base of Aspen mountain and promptly banged her in the Gondola. Gnar points for Gondola sex?

Based upon dirrahea spewed forth by you on these forums I have to remain skeptical, but stranger occurrences have happened.

Yes they would be gnar points, even if the gal's face could make an onion cry...
10-25-2013, 03:19 PM
1080Rider

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Originally Posted by DasBlunt

I met a cougar last summer (2012) at the Bocce court...

I think that once they're over 60, the term "cougar" doesn't apply. Hope you had a good time though, did she take her teeth out?
10-25-2013, 08:39 PM
east or bust

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Originally Posted by 1080Rider

Quote:

Originally Posted by DasBlunt

I met a cougar last summer (2012) at the Bocce court at the base of Aspen mountain and promptly banged her in the Gondola. Gnar points for Gondola sex?

I think that once they're over 60, the term "cougar" doesn't apply. Hope you had a good time though, did she take her teeth out?

ZINGGGGGG
10-27-2013, 02:00 PM
Rossymcg

after reading through 23 pages of which some of the contents could only be described as golden, i strongly suspect raps has a nose as long as pinocchios and call bullshit some 5 years later
10-27-2013, 09:26 PM
cramer

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Originally Posted by liv2ski

^^^^Pics of said cougar or it didn't happen.

Exactly! I've bagged a couple coug's in my day. We didnt have cell phones back then to snap a pic. Well we had them, but they came in a laptop bag sized carry around, lol. That and you couldnt take pics from them. This day and age, you gotta get a pic or we all call bullshit. Even if its one of them stupid shots where you hold the phone out in front of you. As the rest of TGR would confirm, naked ones always more welcomed.
10-28-2013, 07:56 AM
Tippster

Pretty sure Raps lives in San Francisco now.
10-28-2013, 11:00 AM
assman

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Originally Posted by Tippster

Pretty sure Raps lives in San Francisco now.

NTTAWWT...
03-01-2018, 09:50 AM
gatorboy

Since we're bumping classic threads.......
03-01-2018, 04:04 PM
riser4

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Originally Posted by gatorboy

Since we're bumping classic threads.......

Dunno, this one is so classic, it should not be touched. Mods, boy did the full gator Would you, could you put this back in the HOF?
03-01-2018, 04:07 PM
rod9301

From way back:

Mommy, is he spending the night here?

And, someone else:
Mommy is he our new daddy?

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03-01-2018, 04:09 PM
reckless toboggan

The best thread on TGR.

Period.
03-01-2018, 04:13 PM
reckless toboggan

Ladies and Gentlemen...The Reverend Floater.

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Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater

My advice is to not push the envelope--shove that shit. Keep doing freakier and freakier stuff until she bails. I.e. start by sticking a finger in her butt during sex (if you haven't already, shame on you), then do it again but stick it in her mouth afterwards. Next time, paint your willy up into a storm trooper with white out and shit. When she pulls it out, yell "that's the droid your looking for!" The next time, put the storm trooper in her Death Star and shout "It's a trap! The forcefield is still up!" Eventually grauduate to calling her Steve as you try and put everything within arm's reach into her brown lounge. Why, you ask? Because when she explain's to her friends why she's not into you anymore, they'll be DYING to sample the circus, themselves. Not to mention the sweet Star Wars nicknames you'll get around town.
03-01-2018, 04:16 PM
grskier

Raps swings through from time to time...

This was an epic timeframe here though.. man.
03-01-2018, 04:20 PM
reckless toboggan

Where is the thread where the OP cooked the Mormon girl a fish, then sat in a hot tub all night with her, and didn't make a move?

That was a pretty hilarious thread too.
03-01-2018, 04:46 PM
RShea

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Originally Posted by reckless toboggan

Where is the thread where the OP cooked the Mormon girl a fish, then sat in a hot tub all night with her, and didn't make a move?

That was a pretty hilarious thread too.

Was Alaskan PM involved maybe?? But seems like the guy lived in Alaska (and of course loved to fish)....
03-01-2018, 04:53 PM
reckless toboggan

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Originally Posted by RShea

Was Alaskan PM involved maybe?? But seems like the guy lived in Alaska (and of course loved to fish)....

I don't think it was AKPM, although I agree it sounds like something he would have done, but I don't think it was him.

I can't remember who the op was. I think there might have been an "r" in his handle?

You know...that guy who was an actor in that movie that one time...

Yes, I'm useless.
03-01-2018, 05:04 PM
Caucasian Asian

I'm pretty sure it was AKPM that caught the girl the salmon. I don't remember the hot tub though.
03-01-2018, 05:08 PM
BigDaddy

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Originally Posted by reckless toboggan

Ladies and Gentlemen...The Reverend Floater.

Thank you... so much.
03-01-2018, 05:09 PM
Danno

That is the single best post in TGR history.
03-01-2018, 05:26 PM
RShea

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Originally Posted by reckless toboggan

I don't think it was AKPM, although I agree it sounds like something he would have done, but I don't think it was him.

I can't remember who the op was. I think there might have been an "r" in his handle?

You know...that guy who was an actor in that movie that one time...

Yes, I'm useless.

Alaskan Rover is the only other regular that has Alaska in his name that I can remember. I first thought of him, but edited and changed it to AKPM after thinking about it more... So maybe someone else can come up with the correct thread...
03-01-2018, 05:37 PM
reckless toboggan

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Originally Posted by RShea

Alaskan Rover is the only other regular that has Alaska in his name that I can remember. I first thought of him, but edited and changed it to AKPM after thinking about it more... So maybe someone else can come up with the correct thread...

It might have been Alaskan Rover... although I thought the handle was shorter.

Are you sure it wasn't you?
03-01-2018, 05:45 PM
RShea

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Originally Posted by reckless toboggan

It might have been Alaskan Rover... although I thought the handle was shorter.

Are you sure it wasn't you?

I have not been fishing since maybe Junior High or there about. So I would not have had fish to give, NO it was not.
03-01-2018, 06:20 PM
reckless toboggan

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Originally Posted by RShea

I have not been fishing since maybe Junior High or there about. So I would not have had fish to give, NO it was not.

Not even the "no action in the hot tub" part?
03-01-2018, 06:26 PM
reckless toboggan

Ha! QuikR12!

I have a memory like a steel sieve.
03-01-2018, 07:50 PM
splat

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Originally Posted by Danno

That is the single best post in TGR history.

There was one gonzo did back in the day....
03-01-2018, 10:16 PM
Whiteroom_Guardian

Wow. Just read back and totally forgot that I was actually at the aspen cougar den. Foggy times. HOF thread for sure.
03-02-2018, 08:14 AM
RShea

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Originally Posted by reckless toboggan

Ha! QuikR12!

I have a memory like a steel sieve.

Mormon and fish involved, but first couple of dates did not have the hot tub... I see it is bumped but did not go through all pages to find a hot tub. There definitely was a first date of fish and hot tub on here somewhere.
12-31-2018, 08:39 AM
Harry

BUMP so that Beetlejuice can study
12-31-2018, 11:38 AM
willywhit

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Originally Posted by Harry

BUMP so that Beetlejuice can study

Timing is everything https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ms-toyboy.html
01-02-2019, 02:18 AM
jm2e

Every time this thread gets bumped I smile.

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