Have you considered the benefits of bath salts?Quote:
Originally Posted by stealurface831
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Have you considered the benefits of bath salts?Quote:
Originally Posted by stealurface831
Working on page 15 there WEG.
i have but i read this:Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
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Earlier this week, reports surfaced that Austin Harrouff, a 19-year-old Florida State University student, stabbed a married couple to death in their Jupiter, Florida home, and then gnawed at the male victim’s face. The FSU fraternity brother grunted like an animal as police tried to subdue him during the Monday night attack, officials said.
Authorities believe Harrouff was high on flakka, a highly addictive designer drug that causes paranoia and psychosis. Flakka, sometimes known as gravel, is closely related to bath salts, a synthetic cathinone that police linked to the infamous face-eating attack in Miami four years ago. The man-made drug that’s manufactured primarily in China entered the states only a few years ago, but didn’t soar in popularity until 2013. Florida has seen the brunt of the flakka abuse. The epidemic began to spread to the Midwest last year.
Ok, I'd pay to see that. Miami U frat boy on flakka or whatever it is, vs. a chimp on roids and K.
In his bath water or drinking water?Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
Is Bob the mud turtle getting an invite? I feel like his odds should be improving.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, My turtle has a knife.
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My dog has a knife.
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He does. And some duct tape it appears.Quote:
Originally Posted by m2711c
And is he a mud turtle?
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Originally Posted by Viva
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Originally Posted by ötzi
That turtle seems pretty well rounded to me.
A knife and some duct tape should take you around the world.
Ok, we’ll n the topic of PCP. It does not give you super strength. However, it does break the connection between the upper and lower portions of the brain so you do not recognize pain as pain. That’s why the junky can get shot multiple times and keep coming at you. I think this would help SYF muchly in a fight with a primate.
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this is why i have opted for flakka instead. there are many accounts of users displaying "superhuman strength".Quote:
Originally Posted by detrusor
Where do you stand on honey badger vs chimp?Quote:
Originally Posted by EWG
How about a young hippo, say 200lbs since that's a recurring number in this thread. They're so cute and round, you should be ok.
Uh, me. And I’m not shy when it comes to drugsQuote:
Originally Posted by ötzi
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Yeah neither have I.
I want to introduce giraffes into the equation. What say yee?
Piranha and electric eels, and sharks with frickin’ lasers attached to their heads.
I’ve been waiting for a chance to recycle this:
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Or wolverine vs gorillaQuote:
Originally Posted by Danno
or lady gorillas vs lady honey badgers?
“Did you ever hear the one about the guy who fought a gorilla at The Great Stoneboro Fair?
It might sound too crazy to be true, but Dale McFadden has been sharing his story for years and has yet to grow tired of recounting that day in 1959.
"Back then I was strong as a bull and quick as lightning, but that gorilla was faster," he said Monday.
McFadden, 70, of Findley Township, was 17 at the time and living in Nectarine in Venango County. The caged gorilla was a side show of sorts, with the trainer urging fair-goers to fight the gorilla to win cash.
"Nobody would go in," said McFadden, who couldn't remember the name of the trainer or gorilla, which weighed about 130 pounds to his 115.
After working up "a little too much courage" he credits to a few beers and typical teen-boy behavior of wanting to show off, McFadden decided he was up for the challenge.
He didn't feel prepared to defend himself against the gorilla, which was muzzled and wearing boxing gloves, with a crowd of paying onlookers gathered around the cage.
"I didn't know he was going to box," said McFadden, who thought they were going to wrestle.
One round was enough to leave McFadden with a bloody lip after the animal punched him in the head. The gorilla also kicked at him and left him with scrapes across his knuckles. "I did get my five dollars," he said of sticking it out for a few minutes; he would have walked away with $50 if he knocked over the gorilla.
McFadden, who thinks he might have bought more beer with his winnings, received first aid treatment along with the trainer, who was scratched by the gorilla after removing the gloves.
He recalls the gorilla coming back to the fair for several more years before an animal rights group shut it down, saying the caged fights were considered cruel to animals.
"He entertains the grandkids with the story," said McFadden's wife of 43 years, Judy. They have two children and four grandchildren and plan on attending the fair this year.
Published Aug. 22, 2012, in Allied News. Pick up a copy: 201 A Erie St., Grove City”
if the giraffe gets a kick in, it is killing a lot of things.Quote:
Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark
I think they swing their necks and hit with the skull. That's a lot of muscle and velocity.
I'm (I think reasonably) afraid of giraffe headbutts.